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Technically, an American is someone from the Americas - i.e. North or South America. However, it is so commonly referring to people from the USA that we'll just ignore that point for now. An American is someone who lives in the USA. Not all americans are overweight, ignorant pricks with an addiction to burgers and flag waving. Some of them are actually friendly, intelligent people! Remember, kids: just because meet or hear one person from a certain place doesn't mean that everyone from there is like it. Oh, and did I mention that the actions of the US government don't ALWAYS speak unanimously for every last citizen of the USA? Just wanted to clear that up. They do think some wierd things, though.. They call football soccer, American football football, aluminium aloominum, jam jelly and so on. But belittling them for differences like that would be a bit petty of me, wouldn't it?

A legal citizen of the United States.Perhaps the most bashed on citizens in the world. Unfortunately,they're often stereotyped by other countries to be obese and lazy slobs.Some of them are,but many are not.Plus,every country has it's lazy obese slobs.

I'm not even American, so don't just shrug this off as 'An American trying to defend themself and their country.' I myself am Canadian, and although SOME Americans are fat, idiotic, ignorant slobs, many are the exact opposite. A lot of Americans (probably the majority) are genuine, hardworking people who do the best they can to provide for their family with what they have. Many hate Bush, and are glad Obama's taken his position, hoping that it'll lead to more peaceful and better living. Not all of them wanted to even go into Iraq in the first place, and even though the stereotype for Americans are fat and stupid, many of them don't deserve it, and if you think that 300,000,000 people are stupid fat asses, you are extremely close minded.

Probablly the most bashed on country in the world. Things you should know: 1. Yes, we are aware the term "American" can be used for anyone living in North or South America. The term "British" can be used for someone from Scottland, Ireland, or England. What else do you want us to call ourselves, United-Statesians? Besides, I don't see you calling people from Brazil or Argentina or Cuba American anyways. Why should we? 2. Yes, we are aware our President shows serious signs of mental retardation. All goverments have their problems. 3. We're not stupid. We don't go around speaking "American", laughing at all other "American" speaking countries thinking they stole the idea from us. 4. We're not all crazy extremists or blind conservatives. 5. Your country probally produces almost as much pollution as ours, and seeing as the US is about 3,718,695 cm2 (9,631,420 km2; gasp! an American knowing about the metric system? unheard of!) large and has 302,431,000 citizens, we're not doing that bad. 6. Celsuis- Farheniet, Meters- feet, Pounds- killograms. Gallons- liters. We use both you know. 7. We don't hate all Canadians, Brits, Cubans, and Japaneese people. We don't think all Muslims are terrorists. No matter what Bush says, we most definitely don't eat "freedom fries". We don't all support Iraq. We don't think Pakistan is in Africa. 8. Just because we can't trace our ancestors in America back for 329 years, it doesn't mean we love our country less. 9. Patrioism is never a bad thing. Even if you lived in the crappiest country in the world, it's still your country. 10. No, we don't think everyone in the world celbrates July Fourth with us. 11. We don't eat McDonald's everyday or drive five cars. 12. Not everyone speaks like their from Texas. There are forty-nine other states you know. 13. We don't think we're better than you. 14. Lastly, half the people that bash us are allies with us. Our country has relations in more than half the world. Most likely, we're best friends.

Speaking of an "typical american" is as stupid as speaking of an "typical european", even worse I believe, though most of them have at least one language in common compared to europe with its dozens of utterly different languages. But nonetheless, regarding my own humble experience, I found most americans beeing really kind, straight, honest and generous people, and despite these qualities, they can be quite (irritating) modestly too. I believe even behind the "fuck off, leave me alone"-attitude, some of them have, you still may find a big, bumping heart in the right place. They live, struggle and suffer as we all do, well, probably in a more intense way. A lot of them have managed to create incredible beautiful and touching things like art, literature, music and other amazing or insane stuff while they have been living in the worst nightmare you can't nor you like to imagine at all. You won't find this special kind of strength and creativity very often outside america. Especially their music can tell you a lot about them; if you're open minded and dig deeper. It's true their culture is quite dominating, from an european point of view, but this is because they're often just freaking good in what they do, and the "language" they speak is one everyone can understand. Since the U.S., as well as Canada, were founded by people who came or fled from every thinkable place of this planet, americans are the sum of all these origins. Squared. So, from a different view, we're all americans. If you want to see one, just look into a mirror. If you hate them, you probably just hate yourself. Regarding U.S. residents, I hope, wish and pray they get their act together again, that they get over all this sad shit they suffer from and rise like a phoenix. Come on. Nobody can smile like you do, show it to us again. I'm missing it.

People who reside in Northern or Southern America, but usually pertaining to the United States. Contrary to popular opinion, not all Americans are fat, eat at McDonalds, drive 4 SUVs, or think their country is the best. Many Americans I know eat like normal people though. Last time I checked there, I have seen more ads for healthy, organic food than for McDonalds. It wasn't like that a few years ago though. SUVs are becoming less common, and there is now a growing number of Hybrids on the road. Driving a Peugot around on an interstate highway wouldn't be as safe as a Prius, but still very efficient. Americans also aren't stupid at geography either. Most do know that England and Scotland are two entirely different countries. Not every American is arrogant about their country. The US is the world's lone superpower, but whether it is the "best" is subjective and must be based on many variables. Most the negative definitions about the US come from Americans themselves. Oh, and you can make fun of American culture, but chances are if you have a computer and internet then you are as greedy a capitalist as they are. America is a huge country, so there are definitely many nutcases out there, but you can't judge an entire country based on a few pricks on the internet. I have met many people who have traveled to America and had a grand time there. America may not be perfect, but it has a lot to offer if you look in the right places.

legal resident of the United States; not really a nationality since everybody came here from somewhere else

There are two types, stereotypical and the ones that don't show up in media STEREOTYPICAL: Overweight men who watch football and play football all day; Anorexic girls who just want to party and be like their idol, Pairs Hilton. Also people who over spend like crazy OTHERS: The kind that actually put thought into what they say, are proud to be American for the opportunities they have here and the history of those opportunities, the kind who work hard for every friggin ass penny they can get, the kind of people that started this country Yeah, sure we all overspend at least occasionally, and we probably all have fun being lazy at least once in awhile, and yeah we love our cars, but at least 55% of us have a heart

Added to every nationality possible in an attempt to make everyone politically correct. This is done even if the person's family has lived in America for centuries.

Anyone originating from the continents of North and South America. However to aline with previous posts will be condensed to people originating from or adopting citizenship in the United States of America. This definition confines "Americans" to a population of roughly 300 million. Within those 300 million or so citizens may be found genetic components originating from every nation and region currently comprising the international community. Considering the diversity and population of these people their individual qualities are equally diverse. So upon interviewing all 300 million one would find everything from the mentally handicapped to the highly brilliant, amazingly ignorant to the extremely knowledgable, and the morbidly obese to the epitamy of healthy. Obviously any statement attempting to stereotype or critque such a broad and varying group of people would only preval in showing the ignorance of the author.

Human beings who laugh, cry, create. They are just as capable and have just as much potential and soul as anyone else. They have families, they have lives, they have homes, they have worries, they have emotions. Human beings who are just like anybody else but who are largely discriminated against solely because they are from the United States. Being an American is not easy and it most certainly is not always fun. People who think they are nationalistic don't understand that they need to be patriotic now more than ever, because it's what keeps their spirits up and gives them hope.

1. Technically a definition for anyone who is from the American continent. 2. Typically used to refer to North American citizens of the United States of America, and from here on used in this context. 3. The greatest allies England has ever had. 4. Generally hard working, honest, intelligent and likeable

Awesome people who are not fat, nice, and unlike Brits have a good sense of humor.

(synonym: Yankees) Mostly people who live in the USA are called Americans. People in other countries like to call them fat and stupid which is the common stereotype. Americans think of themselves as free and rich.

Since I'm American, I'm going to tell you that an American is a person who lives in America. You can't say that 300,000,000 people (and counting) are all fat, ignorant, car-obsessed, self-obsessed slobs. There are some people like that, yes, but those people are usually either given a poorly-rated "reality" show or have the shit kicked out of them.

Seriously, people of non-american heritage we're not all like that. Many of us actually hate our president and wish he'd walk into oncoming traffic. WE also believe that this war with Iraq is pointless and want to put a stop to it. Also, most of the people I grew up with only ate shitty McDonald's because our parents were too poor to buy both good food AND the drugs of their choice. I hope someday that American POLITICS and some whacked-out-crazy assholes will realize that America isn't the best country in the world. Someday, I'll leave America to travel to the most beautiful and interesting countries and I hope that I won't be hated (or loved, eek!) for being American.

This definition if for everybody who stereotypes America. - Just because we have a high obesity rate does not mean every last single person is fat, I'd rather be fat than be starving , I think most normal people would agree - We are not all stupid, yes there are stupid people but what country doesn't have stupid people, we have most of the elite universities in the world - We aren't all ignorant, many of us have a desire to travel outside the U.S - In school they teach us the metric system, and yes I know zero degrees celcius = 32 degrees faranheit - Anybody who says America deserved 9/11 is heartless and evil, they were innocent people and had nothing to do with the goverment's action - I know that American means anybody from North, South, or Central America but mainly it means somebody from the U.S because you don't refer to somebody from Brazil as a south american but just as Brazillian to make it more specific - You can't just sterotype a whole nation and be correct, I could say that in England everyone has bad teeth and drinks tea but that is not true for everybody and it is ignorant which is exactly the same when you try to sterotype Americans - Also the joke is on the people who are from different countries and sterotype us, I bet you thousands of people from your country come to ours so you are also making fun of your own people

People from America that are generally well-liked, easy going, and sometimes crazy (in a good way). Americans have the large scale on personality due to its diversity of culture and race in its population. On one hand, you have gays and lesbians participating in a gay pride parade, on the other, gays are being killed by others upon discovering their orientation. On one hand, you have "prides" (Black Pride), on the other, you have extreme-ists (KKK). One one hand, you have amazing college professors, on the other, you have the fat american kid that doesn't know shit. Stereotypes: -Americans are fat; Yeah, some are really fatasses, but many are really fit. -American kids are rich and spoiled; Yeah, those that are expats in international schools and those in public schools can be real brats. But you probably are too, if you're encountering them and not the better ones. -Americans are racist; Yeah, those trolls you see online, that white kid that picks on minorities, etc really need to be ball-smacked. But those are usually ignorant people from ages 10-25. Young, stupid, unsophisticated. In general, they're pretty nice people. Respectable and reasonable, only a small percentage of the American population are douchebags. This is not written by an american.

People who are made fun of by british people for calling football soccer even though calling football soccer actually originated in England. Also made fun of for spelling''mum'' mom and brits say we cant use the letter u. If we put the letter U instead of O wed call it Eurupe.

An American is English, French, Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish, Russian, Greek, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese, Japanese, Australian, Iranian, Asian, Arab, Pakistani, or Afghan. An American is Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, or Muslim. An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming to speak for God. An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the world. The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence, which recognizes the God given right of each man and woman to the pursuit of happiness. An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to enable the people to win back their country. As of the morning of September 11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in Afghanistan. The best products, the best books, the best music, the best food, the best athletes. So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the history of the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself. Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom. (Edited to fit in U.D.)

The most generous, emphatic people on Earth. And I'm English!

Many different people think of americans as fat, stupid, and oblivious to the real outside world. but arent we all people, but just living in a different place? i can safely say that not all americans are like that. alot of us care about other people and the enviroment. i really dont like the president, but can we help that the biggest state here is texas? americans come in different colors shapes, sizes, and mindsets. so please, before you judge us...

A species of individuals who believes that they do everything right, while the rest of the world does everything wrong. Usually they worship celebrities, politicians, and everything from the magical TV box. They are inhabitants of a tyrannical system, the sheeple are gullible and morally support genocide of any country for any reason. They tend to believe anything delusional, like jet fuel melting steel beams, Facebook being cool, or Google being a good way to research.

An American is someone who lives in North America , Central America, And South America North Americans: Canada,the USA, Mexico, and all the little contries consisting of central america South Americans: People who live in the continent of south america When People think of America, they just think of the united states, but really America is just the huge continent. The huge continent is called " The America's" and 953,565,000 live here. About 300,000,000 ppl live in the usa America is a great place, The majority of us are educated, and are a normal weight.

Anyone who lives in the continents of North or South America.

The North Americans, South Americans, Caucasian Americans, African Americans, Asian Americans, Native Americans, etc.

NOTE: This only applies to the Americans who play Call of Duty on their PS3's and Xbox's and eat non-stop, because apart from them American people are very likeable. 1)A twat or idiot that thinks they are better than the the rest of the world, usually because they spell 'mum' with an 'o'. 2)Likes all the breasts, and strip clubs. 3)Also somebody who is too busy eating burgers at fast food places or playing Call of Duty 4 online with their Xbox getting their ass kicked by the British.

What do you call someone who can speak 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who can speak 2 languages? Bilingual. What do you call someone who can speak 1 language? American.

1.)A right winged American who admires the second ammendment. 2.) A person who believes in free markets and limited government. 3.) a person who is anti-liberal, anti-socialism, anti-communism; pro-life, pro-second ammendment, pro-Patriotism, pro-nationalism, pro-freedom, pro-police, pro-American flag, pro-military, pro-capitalism. A person who believes in the Christian God and therefore knows there are two genders.

A citizen of the United States. Use of the word is often a point of contention for Europeans, South Americans, and other Pussies in general. Americans are stereotyped as fat, lazy, or Imperialist. "Fat" due to getting off their ass and Work for a living, instead of relying on government to shit them a meal from the minute conditions are 100% ideal. "Lazy" due to the fact the United States is the most productive nation on the Entire damned planet Per Capita AND GDP, and the average U.S. worker pulls more hours than any Fucking lazyass country in Europe. (Look it the fuck up.) I suppose that debunks that load of retarded european horse shit entirely. Americans are referred to as "imperialists" because in 200 years they accomplished more than europe put together. They are called imperialists for their tradition of warring with democracies. Wait... we've never Gone to war with a democracy? Well I'll be damned. Guess that seperates us from alot of other countries then. While Europeans are busy with a fantasy of having the next Hitler or Stalin's cock up in their asshole, Americans ruin their dream by bombing their boyfriend straight to hell before they can become a threat to world peace. Like it should be. "Americans" arrived from the fact that 2 entire continents-worth of other countries either do not really fucking matter, or is ruled by a form of dictatorship and live as pathetic cringing slave pussies. Much like West and Eastern europe, really.

An American is an uneducated, superficial, narcissistic person who lives in a country without culture or history, the United States of America. He is convinced that his country is the best, to be recognised by an exaggerated patriotistic attitude and strong protectonistic action. Furthermore, Americans are very violent, recognisable by the size and number of military missions abroad, and a high level of weapons possession at home.

A native of the most despised nation on earth. Probably obscenely fat.

1. (Formal) A resident of the Americas, most commonly used to name a citizen of the United States 2. (Real) As an American citizen, I hate calling myself an American, here are my reasons. Americans are ignorant and respond to anything different from what they are accustomed to as being "stupid" or worse than theirs. America's most favorite liquid is gasoline, which they eagerly feed over-sized vehicles Americans cannot pronounce Rrr, they say are. Americans cannot realize how stupid they actually are being and how limited their knowledge is. Americans have no taste in culture, architecture, or any form of something other than fast food and television. The American dream was long-ago demolished from its original European descents during the time of the founding fathers into an ignorant and tasteless existence in identical neighborhoods of the same homes, same cars, same food, etc that is saved from mass-suicide by television and stubborn nationalism. All that being said please do realize that they are not truly horrible people, and this does not describe everyone who is a documented member of the USA.

An overweight individual without any manners, generally ignorant, and quite self centered. This individual is usually unaware of the fact that they are ignorant and believes that others are staring at them because they admire them, when in fact they are staring at them in disgust!

People that stereo type all other ethnicities and nationalities. A closed mind bigot that resides on the North American continent. A person hated by all other countries because Americans invade them and kill their innocent people.

See 'Cunts'. Americans love: corporations, greed, ignorance, loudness. They have produced excellent music and some good movies.

An American is a fat arrogant bastard - usually armed to the teeth with guns and hamburgers - who hates everything and everyone who doesn't hate everything and everyone. Also he may be inbred.

The most mongrel nation of people without history, culture or a decent sport. Almost had German as its official language, was a British colony, displaced several native races in order to make room for their massive cheesesteak-munching arses. The French, the Vikings even the Russians were in the country before it even had a name. And every other word spoken is "awesome" pronounced "ossum".

the less cultivated people in the world....most of the time fat and selfish....

1. Stupid ignorant who thinks the universe revolves around his country which is made up of immigrants and stolen land from their southern neighboors. 2. Fat person 3. A person who loves to mess with other countries and who loves war. 4. Racist 5. A person who loves to see fat men running and tackling the shit out of each other around in thight pants while eating nachos and tacos which are made by the immigrants they hate.

asshole, shit ass, morons

1. A person that was born in the AMERICAN CONTINENT 2. People from the USA stole the term American and brainwashed a bunch of stupid people from other countries telling the, they are called Americans. 3.Ignorant people from the USA

A blanket term for a person or group of persons sharing fiscal support of a culture of violence and oppression and linked by the common support in taxes of a corrupt government.

somebody who thinks that the super bowl is the most important sports event in the world even though most of the world does not even know what American football is!

Citizens who live inside a big bubble between Canada and Mexico. Americans makes up less than 5% of the worlds population yet 95% of the worlds ignorance and arrogance. Traits and habits- Calling themselves the only Americans despite the fact that ALL people living on the CONTINENT of America are Americans. Calling things by their brand names rather than the name of the actual object or item. Putting their country first in every online list despite the fact the United States starts with a U and the lists are in alphabetical order. Putting an American flag next to 'English' for language selection incase they forget what language they speak. Making fun of the metric system, despite the fact that they are one of only three countries who are yet to start using it. The rest of the world has been using it for over 50 years. Killing each other is also a favourite pastime. More Americans are murdered by other Americans every year than all the American casualties of every war the world has ever seen. Pretty sad statistic. Not all Americans are fat and stupid, and not all the world are anti-American. We just dont like arrogant ignorant idiots. It just so happens that The United States is always represented by arrogant ignorant idiots. All the Americans who give a thumbs up are the exception to the rule who can actually think for themselves and can hopefully start representing their country in a better light.

Cultureless, mindless bastards who for the most part have no idea about the rest of the world...

Fat, selfish, immature people who are extremely dumb at math. They never stop talking about money. They also think their own country is the best in the world, which makes some European and Asian people think Americans are seriously retarded but they don't bother to mention it because it's not worth it.

for some reason they are not the smartest compared to the Romanians.

The term American can be used for anyone in the Americas, however its really just people from the U.S.A. If you bring this argument up to anyone who isn't a American from U.S.A they will think we are ignorant because no one else calls Canadians or Mexicans Americans. Even though our full name is the United States of America, is there any other country with America in its title? Yeah, I didn't think so either.

The easiest and quickest excuse to get a Polish girlfriend. If you say that you're an American and she's free (single), Polish girl will be extremely friendly. Remember to talk in an American accent, and perfect it. Polish girls cannot understand the fact that some American men are poor. They will always think American men are rich and smart. You can't convince them otherwise. In a weird, autistic way. (lol) They are so naive they consider alcoholism and fat American men to be a sign of "manliness". (A product of their isolation from Western society.)

An American is your typical person everyone loves to hate, fat, stupid, redneck, a general twat with an IQ of 0.1

A bunch of touchy fuckwits from the USA who think they speak English (they don't, they speak an American patois of english). They specialise in making a complete fuck-up of their foreign policy and in the conflict that inevitably follows they expect British soldiers to do a lot of the dying for them. (It is interesting to note that in the First Gulf War in Iraq, the Americans managed to kill more British soldiers that the Iraqis did). Another American speciality is to try and take over institutions by flooding them with contributions and blocking contributions from any other nationality. Individually, Americans can be pleasant, friendly even charming, but collectively they are truly repulsive.

An American is a person from the two continents of America but generally the USA people think theyre more american A person who writes in on urbandictionary to defend the USA by indirectly using stereotypical insults such as "...i could say all british people have bad teeth and drink tea but i won't" is a great example of there ability to undermine their own point An american is a person who has no or very little geographical knowledge of the wider planet and has never heard of Wales An american is a person, say bill gates, who has pre programmed all microsoft computers with the English language and failing miserably as they forget the U in colour and neighbour and flavour Any person from the USA which you will meet and they will say they never voted for bush, and you say to yourself, well someone did i have never met one! An american who thinks a pound is a burger and not a currency An american is a person who thinks bugers are an american food invention An american can be someone who is still hung up on WW2 An american can be also a person who had real strong feelings about the germans even though they were never bombed

Any white person born in North America (excluding Canada), as a result of a white slut's excessive cum-swallowing through her vaginal cavity which is also as big as North America, to adhere the crown of the world once Hollywood's Israel nukes the living shit out of Arabs, leaving behind only China and Russia as major imports of child pornography. Contrary to many theories, Americans are not dumbfuck retards, it's only a mere coincidence.

Americans are pretty amazing, not going to lie! ;) We are powerful, smart, brave, and generous! Just so you know, I am an American and I have travelled to almost every country in the world, I aced geography which is (oh yeah) REQUIRED to pass lower school so i doubt that any Americans can't locate Europe or anywhere else on a map, I have never ever even been inside a fast food restaurant in my life (shocker eh?), and there is not ONE fat person in my entire private school!!

Just another group of people! :) Not fat people who are so dumb they don't know where your or our country is.

American - adjective 1. The demonym used to describe a person from any of the America Continents though it is most commonly used when referring to a person who was born in the United States 2. A synonym for "retard"

Someone who loves mock other countries, act, talk, and look incredibly tacky and/or cheesy, and who loves to pervert the english language. Most chavs try to be as American as possible, if not actually American in nationality.

The name of a mostly European import living on a big continent divided in two geographical parts: South America, and North America.

The people of the greatest nation in the world. We respect other cultures, and are tolerant, unlike European people who stereotype us as fat and lazy. FYI, everyone in America doesn't like McDonalds... in fact many of us don't... and by the way there is McDonalds EVERYWHERE!! George W. Bush is in no way an example of a "typical" American. In reality, there are no "typical" Americans... We are a melting pot of many cultures. So before you diss the Americans, think of this. OUR ANCESTORS ARE ITALIAN, SPANISH, GERMAN, FRENCH, SWISS, GREEK, etc. So yeah keep insulting yourselves =D

A person who is born in the Americas normaly in referance to the United States 1) Americans are usally considered unintellegent. This is not always true however Americans are known to butcher languages. As amazing as it my be the majority of Americans are intellegent while they my lack common sense. 2) A dialect of English that is spoken in the United States that is then broken down in to about 4 sub-dialects.

Any person from the Americas but usually means someone from the U.S. Contrary to the popular opinion of other countries (France,England, ect.) we are not all fat, stupid, arrogant, and violent. We still have the leading education system in the world, we are well aware that 1/3 of the world hates us and are not war mongers. If people want to criticize us for stereo typing they should at least avoid using stereo types in their argument. True we do have a obesity problem because of a high fat diet with little exercise to compensate. This is mostly because are nation is spread out across a vast distance and drive everywhere because of that.We are not violent rednecks our country has only fought wars when we believed necessary for the security of our citizens. Which if you look at the middle east and Europe where pretty calm. Also most of you owe your freedom to the U.S. for saving you in world war 2. So next time you say Americans are stupid, dum, violent, and arrogant remember we are leading in education, we saved many countries from being taken over by Nazi Germany. Also we are not all monolingual, all states now require 2 years of the same language to graduate and unlike other countries that require you to learn the native language before getting citizen ship the U.S. does not, in fact we don't even have an official language. P.S. it's not arrogant to defend you country from slander.

A citizen of a country in which "freedom" has been stressed to too much of an extent for far too long. Yes, the word "American" unfortunately is commonly correctly defined as "an ignorant, bigoted, gluttonous prick". Those Americans who have exploited the word "freedom" are an embarrassment to say the least. I'm an American and I must say I'm humiliated on a day-to-day basis by my fellow citizens' ignorance, but to those of you who are reading this as a non-American citizen, please know we're not all the same. Anyone who is well educated in world history, however, surely knows of mistakes made by nations in the past. The United States is still a young nation and therefore still exhibits the ignorance that older countries have already learned from. When you think of the word "American" try to remember that while most Americans exploit the word "freedom" many of them acknowledge the word "accountability". Fellow Americans: We can change these problems. Humble Yourselves!

Americans come in mainly 3 sizes, thin, huge or supersized huge! their diet mainly consists of supersised Mc Donalds. Their leader is one of the most idiotic person around, i bet you he dosent even know what day of the week it is!?! Also they pump out more pollution then the whole world put together, to be fair if America didnt exist we wouldnt have global warming or the Iraq war.

American is when you talk slang on the internet.

The status of being from the USA, technically anyone from Nprth America, but most people use the former term. America (USA) is fueled by a vast array of citizens, most are stereotypes by some other race/religon in there own country. The south tends to be more stereotypical, that doesnt mean ALL people are stereotypical. The Gaverment is corrupt, they are nothing but evil Hell-bound politicians that only care about themselves...proof? Dick Cheney and George Bush. America has so many laws pertaining to political correctness that it is slowly turning its citizens against it, can't even say "Under God" in the pledge in school. Alot of Americans are under false pretenses that "America is the best country ever!", when its not. Massive debt, corruption, rascism, and violence are not things to be proud of, unless your last name is Bush or Cheney. Unfortunatly, most countries fall into destruction eventually. A quick rise to power only means a quicker fall. My name is Nikolai Nikitin, and I grew up in America to an American family for 10 years.

Love us or hate us, think about the huge, positive influence we've had on other countries: DEMOCRACY. Yes, the Greeks may have pioneered the concept, but had it not been for America's successful experimentation with it, you'd still be living under a tyrant. Also, the highest-rated definitions of this word SICKEN ME. You say we make so many ignorant stereotypes, when you made one yourself right there! Remember, stereotypes hurt everybody. I DON'T EAT FAST FOOD, AND I DON'T OWN A GUN....yet. Hell, at some point I'm gonna need it! So'll you!

I am so sick of the stereotyping... yes, this has been done before, but I don't care, here it goes again. Our country is the coalescence of just about every other culture in the world. Although most Europeans think of the average American as being a fat WASP, this is simply not true. There is so much diversity in the nation that it's too hard to generalize. I am pretty modest and hate bragging, but I have to say that I am fairly intelligent/articulate. I cannot wait to see the rest of the world in its entirety. So many Americans around me feel the same way. Although some people can be ignorant, I resent them, and the same is true of any other culture anywhere. I will have a celebration the day George W. Bush is out of office. He is perhaps the worst president our country has ever seen... and can certainly stand next to Millard Filmore in the hall of shame. The fact that he was re-elected, it just blows my mind. But I digress. Back to the point, Americans are not one people. In the same way that British citizens, Frenchmen and Middle Easterners cannot be typified. Our country has accumulated a terrible reputation over the years... but I hope to make friends in other countries anyway. Say what you will about our excuse for a government, but please, don't think of us in the same light.

Citizen of a country that used to be creative, hardworking and great. But lately they've become over privilaged, decadent, close minded, judgmental and plain stupid. Their youth only care about getting high or getting drunk and fucking. They live their life aimlessly off their parents' money and dont have any real life goals. They drop out of college or major in shitty pointless majors and complain about foreigners stealing their jobs. We all saw what happened in their elections. They have stereotypical views on every nation, look down upon them and disrespect them while the rest of the world surges forward. They're the typical example of "frog in a well" mentality. They don't know shit about any nation yet aren't shy to make judgmental and racist statements. They deserve all the bashing because most of it is true. There are a lot of nice kind hearted Americans too but the idiots are too crazy.

Those idiots that think that Europe is a country, not a continent.

1: Something that looks shiny and great on the outside but on the inside is rotten or trashy. 2: Anything that pumps itself up to be substantially better than it lets on. IE: America appears wealthy due to extreme borrowing from other nations yet is a nation full of ghettos and slums. 3: Obnoxiously rude and known to be insubstantial. When Americans travel they shit all over everything claiming America is better and don't tip. Usually bringing ill repute to the rest of the western world by proxy. 4: Anything America/American is known to be all flash and no payoff mostly hype and usually rude or obnoxious, degrading or demeaning to anyone else.

Logically you would think the word "american" stands for someone from North or south America, but.. On the internet the words definition has been changed, it is more commonly used to describe an ignorant, mindwashed, stupid or dumb person. For example you could see a comment like This "are you american or something?" on a video or tweet, that is plainly dumb or too stupid to ever have been thought about

Someone born in the U.S. or just on the continent. Someone who is very open to every race of human that is willing to die for America and it's beliefs. The greatest people from all over the world are gathered here in unison. Me myself coming from Dublin I have grown very fond of this country and all it stands for. Accepting my family and giving us the chance to live in true freedom. I have friends from Asia, russia, ukraine, south american and ireland also. This is the country where I belong and the country I will die for.

Denotation: Someone living in the Americas, North or South, more commonly refering to those in the US. Conotation(neg):arrogant, proud (of nothing), stupid, hick, redneck, bible thumpers, etc Conotation(pos):hardworking, proud (of their actions), loyal, dedicated, etc Conotation(neutral): god-fearing, christian, melting-pot-people, etc Native The "first nations", the only 'true' Americans, as they where the original 'owners' of the land. Note: First Nations did not have a concept of ownership regarding land. I think. Modern Stereotypically: loud, arrogant, proud(in the 7 deadly sins fashion for all you christians), lacking in intelligence, etc In reality: A nation of people, some live up to the stereotype, some don't, some live up to the american dream, that is: work hard, but alot of stuff and you'll be happy, but not all. The American culture is a loose conglameration of many different cultures, centering on european cultures because of the "melting pot" philosophy To those of you who dislike America, think of this: Hypocrisy is to tote beleifs you yourself do not have, to say all americans are arrogant, stupid, proud is itself and arrogant, stupid and proud notion. Thus you either think these actions are great or are a hypocrite. Americans do love their country, even with it's faults, but don't most of us love our country of origin? And don't all countries have faults?

Fat, stupid, ugly, etc.

People that live in america that have cool accents, but are up themselve faggots, who fucking think there the best and only country in the world, have no fucking idea about other amazing countries such as new zealand, australia or greece. there cunt of a president starts pointless shitty wars, and then americans say how fucking free they are and how much freedom they have, when thousands of them are dying pointlessly. new zealand is way fucking better than yous, go foad.

To the dickheads who wrote def. 6 and 7: Get hit by a train, you bigoted, stereotypical assholes. Not every one of our 300 million citizens are like that, and you've probably never been to here, so fuck off, you stupid faggots. That being said, an american is generally referred to someone being from the US. We have qualities that are BOTH good and bad, just like people from EVERY nation in the world. Remember that, dickheads who keep making generalizations about our country.

Everyone from the western hemisphere who brag about having every single race in them especially the US. Like there is this American idiot who kept bragging that some of his family's relative were from Barbados, and he does not even know where Barbados is. I think he only heard Barbados from Rihanna's mouth. some Americans don't know where the rest of the world is. some just like this idiot even think Jerusalem is in the sky and the place where Jesus was born on earth is currently in Heaven.

A word used to describe some of the richest and most powerful people in the world. Americans are most often mistaken as fat, because of there overweight british ancestors. Truly though, they are rather skinny, have perfect teeth, and amazing beauty. Many Americans like to joke about Muslims and nothing else, oddly they are very friendly to the rest of the world. Such as donating money or even sending in troops to save other parts of the world.

You go on and on about how Americans are so uneducated and can't do shit except shoot a gun, well, I want you to take a look at the entry you just wrote and kick yourself in the face for every error you've made. You make me sick. Ignorance should hurt. I live in the USA and I'm not a hardcore Christian, I'm agnostic. I don't own a gun. I am against gun violence as a matter of fact. I don't even own an american flag, don't see how I could stick one on my car. I don't go around eating a hamburger for every meal. And you hypocrites who say that the USA is full of close minded bible thumpers I want you to look at your entries. How many of you have actually met an American? ..Or are you just goig on past prejudices made by someone else? And about Bush? Not all of us voted for him. Not all of us wanted him in office. Don't pretend that the vote to get him in there was unanimous because that is far from the truth. Every country has there bible thumping, flag bearing, gun toting, fat son of a bitch. Don't pretend Americans are the only ones.

Usually what you call yourself if you were born in North America. So many young people are spoiled and ungrateful for the roof over their heads, their paid-for education, and the fact that they can just walk into the kitchen and be full. So many people slack in school and would rather party and enjoy their youth instead of think about their futures and how that will impact the lives of their children someday. We can be shallow, uninterested in the rest of the world around us, ignorant and just plain stupid. But not all Americans drive a Mustang, wear five pounds of make-up on their faces, stuff their faces, or play Xbox until 3 a.m. We don't all speak one language,(I'm on my way to speaking four) and yes, some of us hated Bush as much as you did. Some people are incredibly intelligent, some actually having ambition, aiming to study at the most prestigious schools in the country like Yale, Harvard, and Stanford. Obesity is a major problem here, but so are anorexia and bulimia, especially inteen girls. We call Futbol soccer, and American Football, Football. Calling soccer Futbol here will make people think you mean American Football, because Real Madrid is definitely not an American Football team here. I don't understand the American Football craze;being of Latino descent I do understand the FUTBOL craze, and if you ask around, yes some people can actually name five European club teams.

Awesome people who shall one day rule the world due to their awesomeness.

Someone who loves oil...

A very cunty dialect.

A true American Is female or a male with a few simple yet prized beliefs . The belief that everyone one is created equal. The belief that everyone who is born in or out of the US can be a part of our nation. The belief men and women can work the same jobs. The belief that anyone can love and build a future with whom ever they choose. An "American" is not a person who is born here but a person who is open minded and kind hearted. An American can be from a Latin culture, Asian culture, a Native American , a African American, indie culture, and etc. we are dreamers.

An adjective used to describe anything that: a) is oil-hungry and greedy. b) is willing to invade democratic countries and instill dictatorships to get oil. c) Is happy to eat McDonalds for every meal d) Never visited a foreign country and makes assumptions based off of social media. e) wants to bomb all countries with a name ending with “stan”. f) denies climate change, believes that the U.S. is the center of the world, that all English speaking nations are speaking “American” and/or that the Earth is flat. g) Thinks every Muslim/ brown person wearing cloth headwear is a terrorist h) is dreadfully ignorant. g) that wants to elect Trump for president. Note that Americans are not confined to the USA.

To fuck your cousin while a big ass truck with a nice ass cold beer in one hand with a shotgun in the other

An inhabitant of the middle of north America, not south, upper or lower north but just central north America.

geography lesson for all you fucktards: - America is a country.It is short for the United States of America - North America is a continent. South America is a continent. Antarctica is a continent. Africa is a continent. Europe is a continent. Asia is a continent. Australia is both a continent and a nation. - If someone says "hey let's go to America" , they mean the USA! ^ If they don't mean the USA then it's too vague.Do they mean North America , or South America? ^ North and South are part of the name of these continents in order to distinguish one from the other just like how America (the USA) and Canada have two different names so as to distinguish two different countries from eachother with two different names. - Lay off the crack you fucktards.

The ultimate center of steriotypes. Steriotyped as unintelligent, obese, and corrupt toward other countries. Of course, there are people like this is in America, but you will find them elsewhere, too. Also catagorized as redneck, demanding, bitchy (in males and females,) and spell terribly, but these are not as common.

*A citizen of America. *A person living in America. *A person having the personality of an american. By nature, an american is a good person rife with spirit, and is compassionate about wanting to make something of his/her life.

Burger lovin, arrogant slappin, ape like creatures that live under rocks and can often be seen swimming out to see to catch mermaids.

*A person born in the United States Of America. *A legal resident of the United States Of America. *A personality.

Something you do not fuck with!

Some of them are smart, attractive, normal people... Ohers are fat,ugly and stupid as a sock Good at beliveing almost anything and making up lies. Americans are normally found to be of all ethnicities but are mainy stereotyped as Christians.

A nationality of people from the continent America, mainly used when refering to those from the USA. Although the country was colonized very recently in comparison to the civilised world. As reflected in their people, the country rapidly grew in size to become one of the largest presences in the modern world, this was mainly due to the over indulgence in the vast resources pilfered from around them. The re-colonization of the Americas was mainly from European countries the main ones being Britain, Spain, France and the Netherlands.

1. Greatest Beings On Earth 2. The brunt of everyone's insults and ignorance because they are so jealous of the American people 3. Home of many idiots (liberals), but also many of the most intelligent people on the planet. 4. People residing in the most powerful country in this world that just so happens to play the vigilante on a planet where the other country's she's saving are ungracious bastards who seem to would rather have terrorists bomb the fuck out of their country than America's intervention. This is quite possibly why America's the best, and not them. 5. People that attend the best universities in the world. Yale, Harvard, West Point, Columbia, etc. 6. The people who have invented more useful technological advancements than any others (except for Israel) and have created your way of life 7. The heros still protecting your ungrateful arse no matter how often you spit at them or insult them or run your ignorant, fat mouth. (That goes for liberal Americans and twats from other countries) 8. The nationality that I wish I was because I'm so fucking embarrassed of how idiotic Europeans are becoming. The other entries for this word are just even more proof of that, aside from appeasing in every possible way to enemy threats. Just like Neville Chamberlain did. It's going to take 100,000 innocent people dead to get your bloody heads out of your arses.

While several have said the most obvious fat, stupid, wasteful, rich and racist. I'll add a few new ones to all those hateful, ugly comments. Americans are truly for the most part caring and giving people. Most people wish they could be American. There are thousands, maybe even millions of foreigners who try every year to get that coveted citizenship. Most are tolerant, but there comes a time when enough is enough, that being said it is almost the norm to bash Americans and if an American show any sense of pride they are labeled a dreaded "Ugly American" Americans are for the majority the complete opposite of the bible thumping hick stereotype. Americans are of various races, religions and cultures a young country that is better than the countries who consistently bash them yet ask for our help when their pathetic and lousy asses can't get their shit together! Americans can handle being called every negative name in the book by citizens of countries that are suppose to be allies. Some of these foreigners are in the US spouting their hate and they wonder why we don't like them???? It seems as if being a "super" power is not so super. If it means dealing with bs like anti-american rants. Americans just plain kick ass. It is just fact. Anyone who is an American basher is nothing but a lowlife piece of trash who only wishes they could be the shit coming out of an Americans ass. To those Americans who are ashamed of being American go fuck yourself. And to the other Americans keep Rockin'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One born or who grew up in Puerto Rico, but has moved into and/or has lived in the US of A for a long period of time. Watered down or Americanized Puerto Rican. May not completely fit in here nor there. Since once there (in PR), they will be seen as Ame-Rican. Once here (in mainland US of A), they will still seem foreign but are still Ame-Rican. FYI: Anyone born in the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico IS an American citizen, automatically. Hence the reason, that in 2005, all born in PR required a NEW birth certificate as proof of birth and automatic citizenship. Those born in Puerto Rico come in ever color under the sun. Puerto Rican is NOT a race, it is a birth place. Attitude makes you Rican, nothing else.

People who are accused of being fat and stupid. People who say this are most likely uneducated assholes or people who are not educated enough.

1. An individual from the continent of the americas 2. A term of nationality for a United States citizen, a nation who's population approximates 70% of western europe. Certain states within said nation are larger and more densly populated than many countries within Western Europe, which makes travel within and particularly outside of the nation monetarily prohibative for approximately 50% of the population. For that percentage, governmental working standards do not provide paid holiday remotely simiar to world standards (10 days per year.) These conditions prohibit experience outside of a limited sphere and therefore perpetuate ignorance and indifference. This results in the unfortunate election and re-election of a system who maintains these standards in the name of 'patriotism' and 'freedom;' whilst never really providing either iconic ideal. This group maintains psychological function by instituting self-protecting biases of uniqueness and self importance to maintain integrity, and anything that threatens it is fiercly defended against, furthering the vicious circle. Perhaps after witnessing certain evidential and undeniable mistakes of their chosen system of rule, the population will over time begin to realize that the government is providing more regulations than freedoms and will moderate their opinions accordingly. With the passage of time, perhaps these citizens can accept, and be accepted to a place among the world's great nations, rather than claiming their right as the 'best.'

Someone who cant point where China is on the world map Someone who cant name all 5 members of the UN Security Coucil Someone who cant name all G20 members Someone from a country that makes the best movies in the world. Someone who loves spending tons of money on cheap fake products imported from China that imitates their own country's product Someone who redefines individualism and takes it to the next level Someone from a country with the hottest chicks in the world but somehow settles for lesser chicks in some poor third world countries Someone who shares the same birthplace as Miley Cyrus

A person from the United States (a boss country). Someone who is usually pretty chill, educated, and likes to have a good time.

A person whos from america, heres some ways of spotting one: 1. their mostly obese. (all the burger king food) 2. they have the dumbest accents. 3. they always seem to think that their the best people ever. (they arent) 4. they have money called 'dollars' 5. they over-tip 6. they have an obbession with fast foods including, burgers, chips (which they call 'fries')(also called freedom fries), thats about it. 7. half of them are christian physcopaths. 8. their president is a total nutter, (millions of people hate him) and hes called bush, =.= nuf said. 9. they think all muslims are terrorists.

By what i've readen here the most of Americans are sleazy and pederast guys and dopes.

A citizen of the United States of America. Most Americans smell like feces.

makes anime seem awful

A term used by old British folk in a bar/pub for ginger ale. American = ginger ale

It's like a synonym for "Amazing" just... a cooler saying.

A legal citizen of the United States of America. Americans have some of the richest cultural traditions in the entire world. There are even separate cultures within cultures. For example, look at the differences between the American South and New England; these places are very different from one another, ranging from the way they talk to the food they eat to the majority-religion. Then look into the different cultures of the people in each region, Southern Blacks differentiate from Southern Whites, and both of them differentiate from New Englanders. Even though we have many differences, we are united under a cultural blanket filled with unyielding national pride and patriotism that you European fucks could only dream of having. We know that people across the world are racist against us, but they look the other way when we tell them about our first class universities and the encouragement from all sides to think free-spiritedly. They ignore the fact that Americans have done more good for the world than almost all others. They don't hear about how we donate more money to suffering people all over the world than dozens of countries put together. They don't care about all of the good things we do, just the bullshit. Americans are talked about all over the world; if you're an American, try it; go to some weird country and see what the people say to you. We know that most of the world is racist against us, but what the fuck do we care? Where do you live?

Technically, Americans are simply people from the Americas- i.e. North America or South America. Very commonly used specifically to people from the USA. The United States of America is probably one of the most bashed countries, if not the #1 most bashed. Many people say Americans are ignorant, overweight, rude, etc. First off, yes, some are, that's true... but not everyone from there! Most people who comment in this way about Americans have really never even been to the US nor met an American. Or, someone meets an American that is a prick and then goes off and takes it all out on every American. That sure is fair.

a person who, judging by all the other comments, doesn't appreciate funny stereotypes.

1. Anyone born in the american continent (americas) 2. citizen of a beautiful country located between Mexico and Canada. 3. A way of thinking, good in the sense that itdrives indutrious, hard working disciplined people. Bad in that it also limits understanding of other cultures and suppresses interest in learning other things different. Americans are great people, I have traveled all over their country's vast and beautiful territory, they are kind and in general happy to live their lives, patriotic and proud of their country as they should be. The first love of my life was an american girl incredibly smart and stunningly beautiful.They have a strong culture and traditions. The problem is that alot of americans have earned the abd reputation they have nowadays. They are ignorant and too arogant to learn or acknowledge their mistakes. A lot of american tourists are rude condescending and filthy. Many travel on spring break to other countries to piss on their cultures, soil their beaches and offend the locals. yes It is the money spent in these countries by americans that help the host countries economy in some cases it's the main source of income for many families but that doesn't give them the right to just go around raping culture.They come to restaurants and order food that's not on the m,enu or are allergic to coriander or nuts! A lot of americans also have the silly idea that god has blessed them in particular, little do they realise that god has left mankind a long time ago and he has no favourites. They also have wierd concepts like "terrorism", "personal space","jesus camp". In general they are very smilar to other countries but they have a wierd society structure, problems in highschools, bullying so tough that it causes kids to shoot each other. They are culturaly very diverse but their different ethnic groups tend to alienate themselves. They have all this food and they waste so much, they think of the darndest things like all you can eat restaurants that for less than 10 bucks you can eat all kinds of food, dteaks, prawns, chicken, pizza, salads desserts and yet they will take a few bites out of one plate and then go for a different one and all that food is just thrwn away in the end. they do funny things like elect terminator for governor. Americans are hated all over thanks world for what their government has done to every single country . Let it be the wars and bombings or the econnomical invasion with the transantionals that force countries to buy american products instead of their own. The insaciable thirst for oil, the unilateral "free" trade agreements and so on. I like americans, I've lived in the US on various occations and the americans i know will always be good friends of mine, they are people that love other countries as well and respect different cultures. Yes, many didn't know the names of the canadian and mexican presidents or in what year columbus discovered america or what really happened in ww1 and ww2 but that doesn't make them bad people. In particular I will always remember my first love: Azure. p.s. In a way you have to understand that they are arrogant because they have a bit of an identity problem, they come from all over the world, they don't know anything about the world and their country doesn't even have a real name.

If you are american you incredibly awesome. Americanism can not be replaced with any other nationality. You have to be pure bred american in order to be as incredibly awesome as all other americans

adjective; a word to describe an straight white asshole who listens to rap music goes to starbucks and six flags like 394823093849 times a week or some shit they're also commonly seen posting dumbass selfies on snapchat or whatever idek

Usually an American is a moderately intelligent person (usually associated with the U.S.A.) who lacks all common sense of self fault. Arrogant most of the time and feels that their country is better than all else (even though they are coming close to an end as a nation) I know this very well because I am an "American" though at many times i prefer the term individual.

Greedy people that cant take a joke.

1. A language spoken in the United stated, derived from English that developed through the usage of various regional terms such as: a. Main street USA: rock-n-roll, slurpee, bud(weiser), dude, dudett, disco-sucks, bro, broski, brodenski, christian values, french benefits, Fox News, intelligent design, black conservative, Tea Party, progressive politics, white-collar trash, hanging chad, the 'facts', coke (the drug), coke, jazzy, nigger, picnic def. 9 UD, white trash, pedophile, restraint, a moment of quiet reflection. b. Irreducible hillbilly talk: yeller, tard, har, rooaaad, shine, white-lightnin, white-paar, git‘er-dun, fried hog, fried butta, hang 'em, ignernt. c. The ghetto: wat-up homie, don't make me bone you ho, partay, playa, po-po, 5-O, chronic, crack, cracker, crack-pipe, crack-ho, pimpin ain't easy, breastesies, juice (aka kool-aide). d. East LA: taco, burrito, fuck-it holmes, low-rider, manana, puto, no-speek-english, tamale, la migra, get in the back foo!, Santana, restraining order, I ain't Puerto Rican S.A., whats-up cellie. e. New York City: cabbie, fo-get-about-it, you gonna eat that, soup-nazi, Coco, Trump, fuck-you-honky, no... fuck-you-nigger, I'm Puerto Rican foo!, pizza, yo. f. San Francisco: gay, straight, queer, Cher, Rice-A-Roni, kazillion, drag-queen, I'm Puerto Rican silly. 2. The people that speak american. 3. A product or technology developed expressing the values of the american people.

A person who eats Mac and Cheese with Diet Coke. A person who doesn't walk on elevator, but spends one hour in gym everyday. A person who eats bacon sausage in breakfast, pork chops in lunch and buffalo wings at night, and has a pet because he cares for animals A person who will create an app to swipe right on Tinder because it is too much work, but write a DIY blog on how to rip clothes to look hippie.

1) A resident of the American continents. 2) Connotation of someone from the United States. A stereotypical American unlike me, is overweight not very intellectual and hated because of a stuck up attitude. We do not see the appeal in using words such as: yank, bigot, and football (soccer). A stereotypical American believes that America in everyway is superior to any other country.

A person from from the United States because ppl from canada are canadians, ppl from mexico are mexicans and so on and so forth. A country that freed itself from the British with only the French for support, and fended them off again in 1812. We currently are the custodians of the Dollar, a universal currency that is legal tender in 94 countries and the European Union. Has the best, non-pussy form of football instead of futbol with foot fairies prancing around the field. Invented the bifocal, lightbulb, car, airplane, nuclear submarine, nuke, ICBM, Gatling Gun, Stealth Bomber, and the Bourbon. God bless America and God F*ck the Jersey Shore.

No one stereotype can define an entire people, in every country (except Scotland- the lary bastards) there are good, bad, stupid and intelligent. It is believed that the majority of Americans are retarded, fat fuckers with the negotiation skills of a landmine. Now this may be true for 79% of the population, but lots of them are caring, free loving people who want nothing but peace - these are the hippies. Useless layabouts who try to re-invent the corrupt system of the human world into what is essentially the same thing but only ever manage to achieve a severe sense of smugness, and a drug induced state of euphoria which they likely won't remember. Most Americans like to consider themselves international do-gooders and world leaders in ethics with such organisations as the KKK and NAMBLA. In response to the English's comments concerning their language and culture, they refer to themselves as the best parts of the world put together (like a sausage), and insist their variant is the correct, despite it being called ENGLISH. Rather than a sausage, a more accurate representation of the home of the retard with a superiority complex and land of ignorant narcissists, would be the creature of a Mary Shelley novel. I would bet that at least 85% of Americans would have to research that last reference to understand it. :) Ya gotta love 'em!

Screwed before they even try to start conversation with someone else from another country because of all of the hatred; not even provided a chance to debunk the stereotypes.

I'm an American. I know that we call football "soccer" and jam "jelly" along with Fahrenheit and inches,yards,and miles.... yea I know it's strange even to me if i think about it. However if the rest of the world thinks we are so ignorant, not all of us are obese,burger addicted, and say LETS GO MURICA!!! Us actually Is home of some of the most intelligent people in the world . I'm not expecting others to understand...only some are actually born in US, so they would naturally understand best compared to outsiders

Lesser version of Canadians. Sure, you may be much larger, and produce SOME good shit, but really they are a bunch of belligerent morons. If you are looking for a good example, GEORGE BUSH. Often caught picking on their much more civilized (but also awesome party ANIMALS) neighbors to the north. The only reason we deal with you guys is you are our number one trade partner, and you'd probably just blow us to bits. Like I said; morons. Love, Canadian p.s free health care

A funny speaking person from america, yanks, their president is a physcopath. their accents are very funny indeed and most of them are obese.

haha ok so well americans (as in USA not south americans etc. etc..)....they are not all fat, annoying, arrogant, stupid, idiotic people. A matter of fact, there is a very large amount of people who have an eating disorder, and plenty of thousands of people who are not even close to being fat. americans are very athletic, just watch the olympics compared to all the other countries they're doing really well. oh and cmon they are sex crazed, and if u have sex 3 times a week for a year its equivalent to running 75 miles. yes some americans are very rich, as a matter of fact most of them are and most of them have to work fucking hard to earn their money, but also there are many people who are middle class. ok yes americans do have a fetish with cars, but many other countries do to. yes we have a shit president, but really don't blame some random american, cuz they most likly hate bush or didnt vote for him or are to young to vote so dude dont hate teenagers for their president they had nothing to do with it. ok now yes america creates a lot of pollution but also they are very into the whole environment thing,plus america is fucking bigger than a lot of other countries so really they're doing pretty well. america has some of the top schooling, yes its been dropping ever since bush decided to go with plan 'a' 'fuck up america dearly' but a majority of people are highly educated. and yeah that pretty much sums that up. oooh plus if you hate america so much, think about who kicked out all the native indians and took over the land and made civilization...europeans, so really you kind of fucked us up first.

synonym for awesome, better than everyone else

An American is a person from America and for all you haters out there I know America is not the perfect country but YOU KNOW WHAT NEITHER IS YOURS! I realize that many Americans are and some of them are stupid but just to let you know we are taught the metric system, many believe the metric system is better, and we don't have just one culture we have hundreds. Also many people fled from several other countries because of the prejudice and racism. Also I don't know a single inbred person and inbreeding does not just happen in the U.S.A it happens every where. Another thing is that the United States is the heart of western civilization and one of the most developed countries that go to war to help other countries that put US in millions of dollars into debt and we still except many people into our borders. The U.S.A is one of the most diverse countries in the world. For those of you who don't hate Americans I think that the people who hate Americans should learn from you.

One who lives in the United States of America, obeying the law, following community standards and ethics, paying taxes, speaking the language, exhibiting national pride, and following the ideals of the founding fathers: self-reliance, ingenuity, duty, responsibility, and RESPECT.

The New language that replaced English when the term Old Englishmen made it into Text Books. in other words. there is no such thig as english. it now called American. thus the Creation of Urban Dictionary.

Is a person who lives in a country under Canada called The United States of America. The Americans in the north side of the United States call themselves Yankees and hate the Americans in the south who they call Rednecks. You can see an American who is of any background or ethnicity, but the whites are the main. The white Americans blame African-Americans for their stolen watermelon and for KFC branches running out of fried chicken. RULES FOR ENCOUNTERING AN AMERICAN: Don't say anything about a 9/11 or they will cry and slap you. Always say you hate Arabs, they will always accept you. And always look white. Americans are good people, they just hate people who are not "free" although the unfree people cannot help it.

A term used to describe citizens of the country "America" (Shortened from "The United States of America") On a less objective angle... An American (From the country America. Yes, while it can technically be used to describe those on the continents on the western hemisphere, no one else uses the term, therefore, it is fair to say) is someone who supports their country. And no, that does not mean agreeing with everything the government says or does (It's doubtable that any average citizen around the world agrees with their government completely) but to call one's self a citizen of a country, commiting acts of treason make such a statement questionable. While the United States is lenient on letting its people badmouth and wish for their country's loss, demoralizing the troops who are working so hard for their country and to liberate the innocent people of the Middle East, it is hard to call someone an American when that person is embarrassed to even be part of The U.S. No, being patriotic is not being prejudice (Although, I personally believe that everyone is prejudiced in one way or another, such as 'my mother is better than yours'). By definition, it is the pride in one's country. If you hate your country so much, instead of rant about it, why not do something, or better yet, leave. But I digress. Sorry to say this, but it's just not good enough to have legal papers to be a citizen of a country. At least have some sense of loyalty, eh? Like, I don't know... not making Iraq another Vietnam where we lose because of loss of support of the people and thousands of civilians died.

A term used to describe citizens of the country "America" (Shortened from "The United States of America") On a less objective angle... An American (From the country America. Yes, while it can technically be used to describe those on the continents on the western hemisphere, no one else uses the term, therefore, it is fair to say) is someone who supports their country. And no, that does not mean agreeing with everything the government says or does (It's doubtable that any average citizen around the world agrees with their government completely) but to call one's self a citizen of a country, commiting acts of treason make such a statement questionable. While the United States is lenient on letting its people badmouth and wish for their country's loss, demoralizing the troops who are working so hard for their country and to liberate the innocent people of the Middle East, it is hard to call someone an American when that person is embarrassed to even be part of The U.S. No, being patriotic is not being prejudice (Although, I personally believe that everyone is prejudiced in one way or another, such as 'my mother is better than yours'). By definition, it is the pride in one's country. If you hate your country so much, instead of rant about it, why not do something, or better yet, leave. But I digress. Sorry to say this, but it's just not good enough to have legal papers to be a citizen of a country. At least have some sense of loyalty, eh? Like, I don't know... not making Iraq another Vietnam where we lose because of loss of support of the people and thousands of civilians died.

Any badass, ass kickin', freedom fightin', shitty beer drinkin', gay ass soccer hatin', bald eagle ridin', foreigner suspectin' dude that will wipe his ass with your stupid books, and thinks that you can shove your bullshit diplomacy up your scary ass. And if you don't like it then wuz up?

An American is a person residing in America. America is the most powerful country in the world and the best place to live. America is like the cool person everyone talks shit about, but kisses ass for approval when confronted. Everyone in the world is curious about what is happening in America. While America isn't too concerned for what the other countries are doing. Other countries freak out. Americans are just chill. We go with the flow. Some of us are fat and stupid. The fatness is because the shit that is put in our processed food. The stupid is well... people are just stupid in general, but that is everywhere. Americans don't like the news unless a black guy got killed by a cop, gay people are marching for gayness, someone switched genders, or some celebrity did something stupid. Kim Kardashian contributes more to our society than... yeah... can't think of anyone famous doing something in the US. There are some downside to Americans. We like to make everything a race issue even when it isn't. We Americans try not to offend people by saying Happy Holidays instead of Merry Christmas. We are obsessed with gun laws even though it isn't that big of a deal. Americans are a cool people. We are a melting pot and would love for you to come over if you are a foreigner. We love illegal immigrants. We also love free speech, that is of course, if it doesn't offend anybody. We love food, friends and family, money, life, and probably you too. Go Merica!

A term that Americans' use to describe the language that they speak, which is English

An adjective used to describe someone who is afraid of the Metric system.

Stupid assholes that think they’re the richest and the smartest even though there obese pieces of shit.

An American who always drinks out of a can, even if it is water. It is also an American who eats out of cans (canned food)

British person who fails to meet standards.

AMER'ICAN, adjective Pertaining to America. AMER'ICAN, noun A native of America; The aboriginal people of the American continent, only the copper-colored races and black colored races, Also redboned and red races resembling black and copper-colored races. Not white races, so-called white people of and European, Caucasian race, nor there descendants.

of or relating to the aboriginal Indians of North and South America who are of coper toned skin

Some are rude, others are nice. Some are fat, others are skinny. Very diverse group of people, but no one is too different from another. Lots of Americans probably have diabetes or some kind of disease from smoking. A majority of the teens vape and drink. Some might have hiv from the amount of things that they like to do. In my personal opinion Americans produce great music, movies, shows, etc. Americans are different in there own kind of way. Oh and most people who are young like to act older :) SWEET HOME ALABAMA

1.)A right winged American who admires the second ammendment. 2.) A person who believes in free markets and limited government. 3.) a person who is anti-liberal, anti-socialism, anti-communism; pro-life, pro-second ammendment, pro-Patriotism, pro-nationalism, pro-freedom, pro-police, pro-American flag, pro-military, pro-capitalism. 4.) a person who believes in the Christian God and therefore knows there are only two genders.