bed


A bed is a miniature gravity well designed to trap unsuspecting victims in a warm, fluffy prison, from which there is no escape.

my favourite place

a matress on a stand or on the floor (lol) that has a blanket and pillows on it and u got to sleep on it coz sleep is so good

A place to get laid in. See also car, shower, couch, art museum, etc.

The most magical place in your house.I sleep eat and watch tv in my bed.14 year olds sometimes use it to hide nuddy magazines under the matrass.

1) A piece of furniture that is typically rectangular in shape, elevated off the floor, and soft. Usually consists of the following: pillows, comforter, sheets, mattress, and bedframe. Personally, I think a bed is the best place in the world because my two favorite things in life happen there: sex and sleep. 2) To have sex with; to get a person to go to bed with you.

To have sex with someone. See also beddable

A soft box with springs and comfy padding used to rest and have sex on.

Verb - to have sex with someone, but saying it in a more upscale manner; implies a conquest of the chosen person

A word that looks like the object itself. This includes a head board, mattress, and base board. A place that you sleep.

synonomous with fuck, bang, lay, etc. More noble than any of them however. makes women feel more lady like and reformed

A word that looks like what it is.

Binge Eating Disorder (see COE)

To make somebody sleep by singing a lullaby or by other means.

Where kade fucks his cat

This is a place where everyone is happy and it is the best place to be. People wait all day to go here,and some don't want to leave. Life without a bed is like life without Internet. But worse. This place is amazing and everyone loves it. Nobody can live without a bed.

Another house for a lazy person

My favourite hello and hardest goodbye.

A thing that you sleep on

A device used for recuperating lost stamina invented by Nyl during the Dark Ages

To make somebody sleep by singing a lullaby or by other means.

bed is an acronym for be dominated

The place you go to be un-ston'd in the morning..

Acronym - Beverage. Entertainment. Dining.

To bed someone (to fuck) Used in United Kingdom, common.

A place to sleep, have sex, watch TV, listen to music, etc. located in your bedroom.

Somewhere where u and ur bae can go

1. What you sleep on. 2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on. 3. Where you find most cum.

Where Austin fucks his cat

Somebody who likes porn

high as hell; contraction of: blazed, blunted, bowled, bonged

A place where your fantasies might come true, if your dick is big enough.