chair


a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter

a fun sized couch

The pairing/ship for Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl. Chuck is played by Ed Westwick Blair is played by Leighton Meester

(N) A raised platform on one would sit to keep one's self off the dirt which is on the ground. Chairs, the plural of chair, can be padded to maximize the comfortility of one's sitting session.

A highly accurate unit of measure that also refers to body hair that grows in a certain region of the female anatomy.

An uncommon sexual position, where the willing or usually unwilling participant is strapped into a lawn chair (the conventional method is duct tape but varied uses have included rope, electrical cords and Christmas lights.) The person is then flipped upside down and a hole is cut out of the seat, exposing the person's anus and/or genitalia, creating a make-shift glory hole for instant gratification. Common practice is to "chair" outside but the more bashful often commence the activity in the garage or pool house.

when spanish speakinq person is tryinq to say share.

almost always useful. a person has to invest a great amount of faith into this object, for if it breaks (which is entirely possible) then one is putting the fact that they are currently not disabled at great risk ie. they could become disabled

A hair floating in a body of water.

Something you sit on

Originating from Gossip Girl fans all around the world, the word Chair is basically a different version of the already defined Waldass. It's a combination of the two characters names, to make one. So in other words; Chuck + Blair = Chair Got it? Good.

a chair is what you use to start a fight or a riot, always work

Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair" A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?

an object that is placed in a parking spot in front of one's house in Pittsburgh to save your parking place

n. A very small measurement of distance. Derived from cunt hair, or more specifically the width of one.

A form of seating used to keep oneself off of the ground. Can also be used as an insult.

a seat you sit on

where you put your ass cheeks

Something in which you sit on Sometimes comfy sometimes they feel like your getting stabbed in the ass

The ship name for Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass

A thing that is sat on.

noun: a platform for sitting on. Usually consists of hard, sturdy legs and a cushioned platform with lumbar support. verb: To use a chair (see above) to deliver a beating or severely hurt someone. Usually, threats involving chairs are used by wannabe gangsters as a means to intimidate others.

the polite way to say cunthair. its advisible to use this form when any females are within earshot.

Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.

A multi-person sex club in school. Usually for 1 boy and more than 2 girls. For ages 11+.

When you bench your girl and fuck her hard

Wait... you dont know what a chair is?!

An object you sit on

Device used to stimulate sensual peasure by vibrating when placed against the genitalia.

a term of measurment inventent in WWII for less than a millamenter.

a thing you put your ass on to be comfortable

used in exclamation to describe something positively, a synonym for cool or awesome.

A piece of furniture designed for sitting on. Can be made of wood, plastic, metal, and many other materials as well. Chairs have been around for thousands of years, and they are very useful for other things as well, for example: a surface, a step-ladder, or abstract art.

noun; code word for pornography. Used to keep people from knowing your a porn perv.

Something u sit on

He will never nag you about anything if you’re his girlfriend because he will never talk to you! Unless he wants a blow job, etc. His hobbies include BMX, rap music and his half inch penis. He never dates a girl if they have a bit of class and don’t want to screw around with the fat fuck. Like this one time when he was dating a girl, he gave her herpes then he ignored her for 3 or 4 weeks, left her hanging, and then finally broke up with her over text because he was too scared to do it face to face. He also can’t ask girls out, or tell them how he feels face to face because his is such a wimp. He’s tough as well, he likes to hit his future girlfriends if they can’t figure out his complex plan of crap. He makes fun of his girlfriends if they are short, and even throws them in the air to prove a point. Yep, Chair sure is a top bloke, whenever he dates a girl he sure does a bang up job -.- If you know what I mean…

A comfortable thing to sit on.(not) A lot of people fart on it so that is why I don't like to sit on it.

A place you sit your ass when you’re to lazy to sit down

Something you sit on

Used in Ireland by teenagers . Usually happens at teenage disco where a girl will sit on a boys lap and meet them .french kiss

Something you can grind your arse on at night when you're feeling lonely.

A small, uncomfortable form of bed

something you use to rest your butt

YOUR ARE A GAY BASTARD WHO SUCKS ONLY DICK. YOU HAVE HIV AND YOU LOVE GAY ORGIES

Wait.... you don't know what a chair is?!

A solid that your buttocks gently lie on as you watch porn or I mean tv... sorry

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

A cunt hair.

a phrase used in ireland where a girl sits on a boys lap with her legs on either side of him while they meet

where the guy puts his ass and his microscopic cucumber. :) byeeeee