club


The place where you take your eyes off your drink for 2 minutes drink it collapse and black out and then wake up in a bathtub with your kidneys on Ebay

Clubs are generally worthless places to enter as well as a word to describe blunt weapons. Clubs are considered mankind's simplest weapons and are stereotypically associated with cavemen. These instruments are generally useful for handling drunks and chavs as well as bad musicians and medieval reenactors. They can be found almost anywhere.

A place for social gatherings, that plays the latest music and encourgaes dancing and drinking. It also encourages under-aged female jail bait to slip by the bouncer to be lusty eye candy for the 30 something males that attend.

A largely pointless and futile gathering point, whereby simple imbeciles proceed to flail about to obnoxiously loud music, whilst chemically inconvenienced. Most of these events require the participent to have previously consumed various obscurce and intelligence-rotting narcotic substances, in a misguided attempt to keep that person over there from doing anything to them that might involve rusty hooks and possibly salt.

A modern concentration camp for homosexual mongs.

1. A place frequented (ideally nightly) by; ballers, big ballers, shot-callers, pimps, gangstas, P.I.M.Ps, gansters, gangsta-pimps, thugs, rappers, and other fabulously well to do people. Most of which will arrive in a whip(preferably on dubs), and once inside will proceed to get krunk, and or jiggy. The primary focus once in da club is to holler at shorties. often clubs feature loud repetitive noise provided by a DJ for the patrons to bounce.

What you strike baby seals with.

A medical marijuana dispensary. People know them as clubs.

A place commonly inhabited by preppy white metrosexuals, they're main goals while "clubbing" are to: - Act like pimps - Take advantage of drunk underage sluts - Pretend they're from the hood by using urban accents and driving pimped out Jettas

A place where you can usually find people with bottles of bub

a weapon, often used for murder.

the word club has been known for a very very very long time, back in the olden days a club was used to 1. beat things 2. hammer things 3. kill things hammering things was not reconized until later when a man was killing something he realized that moving thy club in a up and down swinging motion it would move the obect being clubed down and if hit long enough would meld in to the earth. he found that it could hit a nail it too would move down. this bore the age of construction. killing things was probly the most useful of all for it got rid of enemies and too it fed. in this new time club is refered to as a place where you can dance and meet people.

A variation of techno music. A place where people go to socialize or dance.

Verb; The act of doing or performing a particular action with enthusiasm and sheer confidence.

a turd that is a slimer on one end and a globular cluster at the other end. So-named because of its resemblance to a club that would be carried by a cave man.

to beat someone over the head with something; very much fun to do; gamers use the term alot like in Halo

liter or more of cheap whiskey;sometimes referred to as warclub,

French alternative word for cigarette

The fancy Asian word for karaoke.

The phenomena in which a persons extremities are very short and wide. (like feet, legs, arms, hands, neck and not to be confused with a dwarf or midget) The person suffers no physical deformities, yet has wide, stocky extermities. Most easily recognizable are feet.

adj. rare, something that would almost never happen, or a person would almost never do For instance, if a person you know has a certain habitual routine that they deviate from you can show them that you have noticed by saying to work "club" antonym: club sarcastic related words: club body, club body 360, club mind (variations of club that signify the level of rareness that the action holds)

A way of purchasing a meal at a college campus dining hall.