The place that will fuck you in the asshole with student debt.
A place where one obtains "knowledge" in exchange for becoming thousands of dollars in debt aka "Student loans". A place where you must put up with asshole professors and students, expensive ass textbooks, and loud as shit roommates to obtain a worthless ass piece of paper known as a "Degree".
-The biggest mistake of my life. -Do not fucking bother. -A great way to dig yourself into infinite debt.
A place where you go to escape the real world, most likely out of fear. Your first 2 years of college is just a dignified boarding school where you take more classes you can take in high school, then you finally decide what you want to do by junior year when you finally got hit in the head a few times and realize that before your 30 that you should get married and have kids. College is not as spectacular as you think it is . You still got the drama, the jocks, the nerds, just like high school. You have homework just like high school and you still have a chance to act in a play or play a sport just like high school. Where else can you get access to a music production studio or play basketball. Very rare is real life. In high school, you can escape drama by going home to your mommy and daddy. Now you are forced to live with this smelly guy who pukes on your sociology textbook and feeds his math homework to his goats.
1. Just like high school, but harder, and more expensive. 4 (or more) years of wasting your parents money and learning shit that you wont remember once you start working. 2. Hell
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A magical place where it is rumored that learning takes place, although to those who enter it is often described differently afterward, as a beatiful land in which beer flows in amber currents next to a golden pasture, where virgins lie naked with gentle smiles upon their calm, inviting faces; but more precisely, a Shangri-La rite of passage into adulthood which involves rampant consumption of alcoholic beverages, flagrant and promiscuous sexual behavior, and a general and fundamental disregard for any form of responsibility by its habitants.
the place where you enter inexorbitant amounts of debt to "learn" things you will never apply once to your actual occupation. Basically, an expensive 4-year waiting period for a paper called "degree".
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a $20,000 cover charge for 18-21 year olds
An alternative to buying a Ferrari (they cost about the same).
1. High school redirected in a very expensive facility, concentrated with thousands of other crazy drunks, potheads, nerds, and hopeful virgins. It's the center where young adults feel free to do as they wish considering booze, drugs and sex are beknowngst parents, and only until holiday vacations are when their precious sons and daughters come home clean and sober (most of the time). It's the namesake of a heavily financial burden and longterm debt paid by the attendee soon after they (hopefully) graduate. 2. The Real World meets Animal House.
where dreamers can go to secure a plan B for their future employment prospects
an expensive daycare center
The loneliest place that I ever been to.
A highly overated pyramid scheme in which, in exchange for four+ years of your life, you get financially raped by the school bookstore, tuition office, and the american educational system. And as a bonus you get a piece of paper called a 'Duh-Gree' which you pin to your shirt so potential employers will know why you are so stupid.
Consumer fraud.
Supposedly the best years of your life. More accurately, a hellhole that knows no mercy and loves to beat you down and make you feel worthless. (See UC Berkeley)
A place of conformity, stuck-up people, stds and brainwashing. Overpriced and worthless.
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All the way up until the late 1990's, if you had a college degree you stood out like a sore thumb on a job application. You were almost guaranteed a management position out of the box. Now days, everybody and their brother has some sort of degree, and since there is a high volume of degree holders in the market, the value of them has dropped significantly. As of 2009, there are more BA's and MA's working at Starbucks and grocery stores than ever before according to Forbes. College use to be super cheap (UCLA/UCSB/Berkeley being only 10k a year including room/board/tuition back in the late 90's). Now those same schools are 27k a year. The average undergraduate having over a 100k dollars in student loan debt. What I'm trying to say is that college use to be a no brainer investment, but now it is just the opposite. Unless you qualify for some serious FAFSA, Pell or Cal Grants, don't bother going because it simply isn't worth the debt if you're paying it out of your pocket. Instead, use the money you save by not going and invest into real estate or create your own business and be your own boss. Don't fall into the trap by thinking college is the only way to be successful
A place where you apply to go learn a ton of shit you won't use in your desired profession. Seriously, why the fuck does someone pursuing a major in biology need to take psychology and western civilization courses? When applying to 4-year-colleges, remember this: they only give a shit about your GPA and SAT scores. So if you're an overacheiving jock in 12th grade with no morals and a lengthy disciplinary history who likes to get drunk and fuck whores on the weekend, then you're more likely to get into a 4-year-college than someone with values who went to a community college that has a 2.65 GPA and an SAT score around 1000. Or, if your family is rich, it doesn't matter how shitty your grades in high school are, you can even get into Harvard if daddy is willing to make a "donation". If you are somehow able to get into a 4-year-school but don't look like Brad Pitt, you probably won't get laid, unless you can find a girl that is drunk enough.
The place where you build your beer bong community. Also defined as a place where male humans find fresh female humans to ride on.
An institute of learning, designed to serve as a hindrance to one's higher education. To this day I maintain that the smartest thing I ever did in college, was drop out.
An overwhelming excuse to go out, get drunk, get laid, and soak up financial aid while everyone thinks that one day you may be a great leader of the world
the worst idea I've ever had.
High school that costs 40k and has ash trays and a better library and features even more useless knowledge
Aplace were people go for one or two of the two possible reasons. reason 1: To smoke lots of pot, waste your parents money and get kicked out. reason 2: To get a piece of paper stating that your brain is full of shit information that you probrably already learned from the "magic schoolbus" and that you are allowed to work somewere other than a fast food restaurant.
Too FUCKING expensive.
1. a place where knowledge is acquired all the while consuming incredible amounts of alcohol and cannabis. 2. a place young adults go to supposedly get a "good" job, but when they graduate, are disappointed to find that they can't find a job.
A place you go to to complete your government brainwashing.
a place to get drunk, have sex, and then start all over again. Oh by the way it's a place to get an edukacion...i mean edukation... shit education, there we go
The place where you build your beer bong community. Also defined as a place where male humans find fresh female humans to ride on.
4 years of digging yourself into a hole of debt that you may be able to escape in 20-30 years. Classes are about the only interesting thing in college. The people are usually stupid, spoiled rich kids who thing getting drunk on a Wednesday night, MTV, rap, drugs, alcohol, fraternities, sororities, and lame ass parties are the neatest things on the planet. Earning a degree is considered a gateway to a higher-paying income bracket. But in this economy, who knows?
A waste of time and money.
A maximum security prison that costs money to get into.
A place where you look for a sense of belonging while eating yourself into a food coma.
the reason why I'm not yet technically considered an alcoholic
An institution designed to steal friends and leave high schoolers feeling lonely and dejected.
Where your family tells people you're going when you're really going to prison.
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A place of higher education where professors try to screw students out of their money by being hard-asses and make them drop out; also a place where sex and beer are rumored to be in plentiful supply :)
a highly successful money-making scheme used to squeeze every last penny and brain cell out of innocent highschool grads without any benefit to them.
n; (1) A place for students to gather to study their respective academia, meet new people, and engage in learning and intelligent conversation. (2) A convenient way for parents to burn 40 grand+ so their children can drink (or smoke, or both), play frisbee, and major in a default subject so they can afford to do the previously mentioned more frequently.
Kinda like the 60's only with ipods and a wider variety of drugs and STDs
(adj) Something that is considered a waste of expenses and the number 1 cause of stress in today's teens (not to mention the paying parents).
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A place where you pay a lot of money to go to, told they're the "best years of your life", that there's great food, endless parties, and lines and lines of hot girls waiting to throw themselves at your feet. In reality, college is just an extension of high school: the food sucks just as bad as your HS cafeteria, you're not going to really be drinking unless you're 21, have a fake ID, or know people, and the girls all form inpenetrable cliques and you will be accused of being a "rapist" or a "loser" or "fag" if you try to do so much as chat up one of them. Only the "cool" people have fun in college, just like HS.
This place is the best place to go if you are to become something like a doctor, or scientist, etc. Basically if you need to learn and study the aspects of a serious field then you should go. Otherwise? Don't go. It's the biggest waste of time since wasting time was invented. You learn all about nothing, do assignments on nothing, read and watch nothing, listen to the teacher talk about nothing, and you do this day after day after day.... Until the weekend where you do things you like to do and rest up to get through another week of pointless nothing! Forget anything you've ever heard about college. Yeah, that prhrase about college being "the best time of your life is a major scam!" There are a lot of professions where college is unnecessary. But hey, don't let me stop you if you want to go. - Just don't come crying to me once you find out your mistake because all I'll be able to do is say "I told you so!" Good luck!
A place where parents tell their children that if they never go there, they work in mcdonalds or become a prostitute. College is really a 4 year (5 if your stupid) waste of time and money in order to get a piece of paper that doesn't even get you a job because the economy is crap.
The time and the place for everything.
A place where sleep is never found.
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A huge waste of money. You'll spend assloads to get a worthless degree. Once you get out you will spend every single second of your day being harassed by the AES nazis while you're struggling to find a job. Don't laugh too hard at the guy at McDonald's flipping hamburgers you'll be there too once you graduate and more than likely he'll be your manager. You also get the joy of listening to a bunch of dumbass ex-hippy professors try to fill your head with Communism and pointless dogma that's as worthless as tits on a bull in the real world. Spending your student loan on lottery tickets is a more realistic goal than hoping to land a decent job with your degree.
A place where you can waste 40 thousand dollars and spend time drinking and smoking weed, all while gaining useless knowledge and ending up in a hell hole of shit after 4 years.
Emotional binge drinking, Netflix, naps, cheap food, staying up too late, avoiding adult responsibilities, cramming for exams, and lots of crying.
a boring place of optional higher education, which often results in the careless abuse of alcohol, drugs, tobacco, and certain situations involving some form of sex...
Evil assrape of your time and money, but necessary for a decent career path.
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A place to go where you can hear useless people pontificate on worthless topics. Seriously, all professors went into academia because the real world frightens them. If they actually had to go to a job that helped people or produced a viable product, well, that would just be hard work. I personally think that all professors ought to be replaced with talking sock monkeys.
Complete, utter, and blissful irresponsability with no consequences except a lower decimal on your transcript.
-A widely accepted and legalized racketeering scheme in which parents and students pay upwards of $30,000 to voluntarily accept extremely leftist propaganda as well as have their, bank accounts, homes and other viable assets regularly forcibly raped after getting it good from a bank or student loan branch. -There are many highly publicized myths, the most popular being, that there is rampant, uninhibited sex, and a bevy of busty wanton teens and young adult girls just waiting to have sex with any man who’ll have them. In reality, there is rampant sex, but everyone’s not hot, it’s sloppy, the girls are half-dead from booze and drugs, the guys go limp half of the way through and 1 out of ever 3 girls has been slipped something and ends up date-raped. -The truth of the matter is, college is another form of high school with more ‘freedom’ less restrictions and triple the money paid. Or, more accurately a brainwashing “group” akin to the Manson Family or the Heaven’s Gate Cult. College can however be a fun and exciting place, mainly for freshman and sophomores who can’t believe there is SO MUCH pot, coke, speed and alcohol readily available and mostly for free.
An elaborate gamble in which the student and family spends shit loads of money and bets it all on the student's ability to obtain a degree and land a profitable job thereafter. The majority of college students don't get their money's worth out of it, hence the majority of college students come from middle class or above families.
A place to sleep without the comfort of your own bed.
A place where lazy fuckers sit on urbandictionary.com all day posing as some guy called norton making fun of the wholehuman race.
An institution that provokes higher learning after secondary education with extracurricular activities made availible to students.
A sham used by the Elite to acquire money from millions of unsuspecting Parents and Students. Students are indoctrinated at a young age to believe College is their savior and will solve all of their problems, until those with common sense and intelligence figure out what a charade college actually is.
The new high school.
Adjective: You become college if you attend college and constantly flaunt your extracurricular partying activities as if you are the only one who does it. These include 'Dave' concerts, binge drinking, drug use, and hooking up. A person who can identify with being college is normally arrogant toward their weekends, and can even be found yelling "college!".
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a place for partying, drinking, and getting fucked up... and I guess an occasional school lesson here and there. - don't fall asleep with your shoes on at a party-- you'll get raped
4 or more years of your life that you spend getting high, which are temporary interrupted by classes
A institution of higher brainwashing run by washed out radicals from the 1960's Anti War movement who have also saturated the public school system. Unlike school college you have to pay money in enter either from yout own pocked or government aid.
1- a place that rips you off 2- a time to get high, drunk, and laid all in one day...then go to class the next 3- a time to do whatever the hell you want without any direction 4- a time to spend 8 years of your life because you never want to enter the real world
Costs more than most exotic cars. Great place to party and meet virgins though.
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A place your mom went to, according to Napoleon Dynamite.
A phrase that can be yelled by any college student, excusing them for anything wrong or criminal they just did.
fun place where everyone likes to study their topic, no one drinks or no parties ever happen
A so called place of learning. Where you spend much time writing essays and having debates on useless subjects with arrogant men and women who think they are much smarter then they are.(see www.lotrplaza.com for more on arrogance) The smartest thing you can do, is drop out. It wont ruin your future, it wont make you stupider. it will just open your eyes to a differnt world --Ex Univeristy of Toronto Skule (engineering) student. Who was passing with a 85% in my engineering, and 95+ in physics minor/intrest.
place where you go to smoke fat joints and get soaking wet drunk toking alcohol bongs and getting blowjob+reacharound playing football at 3:00 am in college cafeteria building a self rolling joint.
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a place you go where you actually pay them to brainwash you why pay money to become an institutionalized,brainwashed,mindless,zombie,robot?
A library on the UW-Madison campus where people go to if they want to procrastinate, socialize, check facebook, or smoke outside the building and be all cool like that. There are usually over a thousand sorority girls with painted faces in college every night.
A big party with a ridiculous door charge. A place you go to learn how to become an arrogant commie fag or a big fucking cum bucket bitch whore!
(Adj) Of or relating to college activities specifically relating to alcohol, laziness, ramen noodles and/or poor decision making skills.
A place where you can be happy you got admitted to just because of the color of your skin and not because of who you are or the merit you possess, only to later be propagandized by a socialist, pinhead professor who has a brain no larger than a grapenut that tries to spread his America-hating propaganda on you. A place where horny, young adults go to allegedly get an education but enage in drinking binges and have sex afterwards.
Adjective. Someone who's against a lot of things, and is very political in their arguments against other people. No matter what someone says, they will have an argument against it.
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A place you go to actually get a job that doesn't involve "Welcome to McDonalds, how can I help you" or "Excuse me sir, would you be interested in a survey".
1. Where I go and work my ass off every day learning diffeq and pchem and such, but its apparently expensive daycare. 2. One of the most popular institutions to rip on.
1. When you graduate your parents be like, "Get yo smelly ass outta my house and in college." and it's all like learning and shit with professahs. 2. Place were skank ass girls go to get f-cked in the -ss because they sleep with everyone in the sorority.
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A place that typically 18 year old high-school graduates go to, with the ages of people attending ranging from 18 to 22. The student levels go from freshman to senior. Colleges are numerous and located all over the world, especially in America and Europe. Some colleges are very large, though, and are known as universities. College is usually a fun place, and a major lesson in life. However, there are plenty of jackasses and stuck-up bitches who try to ruin the experience. Though not in all cases or with every dormatory resident, drinking, smoking, blaring loud music, prank calls, etc, is frequent. In addition, the average college campus has a generally left-wing liberal atmosphere, and diversity seems to be of upmost importance above all else. Most Republicans, and many Christians, are judged and hated by a great majority of the other students.
As an adjective, any sort of typically degenerate behavior. Usually said in the context of sexual promiscuity or alcohol related misconduct.
Where everyone's a drunken whore bitch.
Jail or Prison, often referred to as such only when the occupant will be away for numerous years.
College (Latin collegium) is a term most often used today to denote an educational institution. More broadly, it can be the name of any group of colleagues (see for example electoral college, College of Arms). Originally it meant a group of people living together under a common set of rules (con-, "together" + leg-, "law"); indeed, some colleges call their members "fellows". The precise usage of the term varies among English-speaking countries.
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Intellectual stimulation in an ideal living environment. The combination of 1,800 talented 18-22 year olds, alcohol, drugs, and some of the most brilliant minds on the planet. A place where all men (and women) are indeed equal, and where the free exchange of ideas flourishes. Forget Disney World - college is the most magical place on Earth.
A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.
A place to pursue higher education and out do all the losers in the world who were stupid enough to drop out of school. And by the way, it's not the education that matters, it's the degree that gets a job paying twice as much as a job you would receive without a degree.
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a worthwhile investment that will relieve most people who finish from a job with their name on their shirt. if you aren't making any more money with your degree, it's your own fault. stop bitching.
a place almost like high school, but the professors(teachers) don't give a shit and you pay to miss class from having a hangover. endless partying and much sex going on. oh yeah....a place of learning for a possible descent career.
A highly expensive institution ran by fascist liberals. Ridiculously easy to get into, except for the stuck up ivy league college that doesn't really have anything special aside from its name. The Pros: -After four years of of bullshit, you'll get a piece of paper which will help you get a job -Alcohol flows like water -A higher concentration of easy women than in a ghetto -Drugs are just a skip and a hop away The Cons: -After four years of of bullshit, you'll get a piece of paper which will help you get a job -The professors are stuck up assholes -The elitists (feminists, pro-gay supporters, etc) are stuck up assholes -The liberal arts students are stuck up assholes -The classes you are forced to take are bullshit -The extreme work is bullshit Basically, the cons outweight the pros, but you have no choice, but to go there. Fortunately, alcohol and drugs might help you through. Unfortunately, alcohol and drugs might get you kick out.
The ongoing party. You have the times where everyone loves each other and is in the best mood ever. Further on in the party people start to get bitchy, and angry, and confrentational. Then time passes and everyone is having an awesome time again.
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An awesome place; no need for partying, we'll say. If you're trying to get into a Public or Private Ivy for graduate work (especially in mathematics), get to know your professors here. People give them a BAD rap, but they are good, honest people (for the most part). This is a place to lose yourself in studying, in research, in intellectual discussion. And no, it is NOT a waste of money (unless one so chooses) IF and ONLY IF you spend it wisely. I am a sophomore mathematics major, and I LOVE COLLEGE.
A place for people who are: 1) Scared to go out into the real world 2) Shelterd 3) Want to be average and middle class forever
A horrible place were people lose their verginity and get drunk and married
A place that American students pay thousands of dollars to go to in order to learn "higher education," usually for minimal payoff. The reality of the matter is that college teaches you nothing, a degree doesn't gaurantee you a high-paying career, and in the end it is usually all a waste of time.
A place where you get to run your dad's assets dry to surround yourself with overachieving wealthy people so that you can together take insurmountable pressure to study something either to drop out or to graduate and end up working on something different entirely.
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A place that, as 21 Jump street defines, where you get to smoke weed with kids, drink booze, and fuck anything in a pair of jeans with low self esteem. See also: hell
A place where you go and spend lots of money, ultimately to waste time on Urban Dictionary when you're supposed to be writing a case study on Women in Management.
The 4 years of your life that simultaneously make you want to rip out your hair and get blackout drunk.
It’s that magical place your parents tell you to go when you’re little or else you’ll be starving, broke, and homeless when you get older. When you get into college you realize it isn’t as amazing as everyone makes it out to be, and you just have to brave it out for the next ten years until you get a Masters or PhD, or try and go a different route and find work in a non-traditional career.
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A institution of higher learning where the teachers notes are faulty and the textbook questions are unexplained.
Another version of school (pain in the ***) but it actually affects your future career.
Sacrificing sleep for everything and sacrificing everything to sleep at the same time.
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Alcohol filled childhood.
A financial institution that will take all your fucking money and will force you to sell your semen for cash to be able to buy ramen noodles.
A place where far-left teachers and professors trick young adults into thinking that education is the same as intelligence.
That phase in life where you should have graduated out of the awkwardness that is high school. Though high school may have seemed hard, college is yet harder. It is where you run off the fumes of coffee that you consumed last week. It is stressful. It is the awkward middle stage of life where you are on your own, but still not quite on your own. It is crazy, hard, fun, and an all-around learning experience. Just make sure to apply yourself so you do learn something. You make wicked awesome people there. But remember, though grades are extremely important, it's the people that really matter.
The American version of a University, consisting of gay arse Frats, brotherhoods, sorities and dorms..how gay? who uses dorms? thats so grade 6 camp. Which they only call it "college" to be different from the rest of the English speaking world. (Even though English was invented in Engalnd...by the way im not English), and as they do with other words such as Grey, or as they like to call it "gray" and mum which they prefer to spell and say as "mom". Aswell as that they claim to be a really lucky country with all that free education crap but in actual fact they have to pay $30 000 to attend one of these so called "colleges" or they cannot be educated..sounds kinda third world to me. In my country you dont have to pay to learn. Maybe America should quit spending all thier money on nuclear bombs and should invest in assisting thier youth in the feild of "college!"
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A place where a student learns...how to drink until he/she passes out, the magic of adderall, and the presssure of his/her peers.
A place where young men and women of the world learn how to smoke pot and get drunk.
a place where you get a $30k piece of paper then go get a job that has nothing to do with that piece of paper.
A lot of people seem to have a negative idea about college for some reason...Either they are pretentious fucks, or all the students they know do arts. College, or university, is a large institute of further learning which one attends after secondary school. Often, students leave home and live on their own with other students, learning how to pay their own bills and keep up a home on their own without calling mum and dad every time some little thing goes wrong. While at college, it is traditional to consume large amounts of alcohol, marijuana, and sex. Students must also attend lectures and, for the sart people (ie those doing science and engineering) there are labs as well. College is not like school. In school, the emphasis is completely on memorization, while in college, it is very much on grokking. Also, the lecturers are actual professionals (such as scientists, engineers, lawyers, artists, etc) rather than mere teachers. After three or four years, the student graduates with a degree. An arts degree is pretty useless, but most others are handy for getting a good job so that the former student may pay back whatever debt they may have accrued. see also student
The biggest gimmick out there. You pay oodles of money just to listen to some dickhead thump some outdated propaganda from the 1960s that is outdated while the world is falling apart. The propaganda usually involves something like Al Gore and maybe something related to how great the Beatles and Bob Marley are. You are forced to live in some smelly dorm room where you survive on Spam and Eazy Mac, and you have to deal with "diverse people" as in weird people - a lot of them have disabilities and they got a scholarship because of their untreated ADHD. The getting laid and beer pong is a big myth - most of the time in college is spent watching YouTube videos when you really should be research about some philosophical rhetoric of the Russian Revolution or something like that, jacking off too porn when you really want to get laid, and watching your favorite ball game get their ass kicked. You actually have to go to class with granny and your mom - that sucks.
another word for saying something or someone is innovative with scarce resources, for instance when someone is in college and has absolutely no money.
Where your life begins (right after high school). College is the key to learning all there is to know to, basically, create your legacy, and even rake in shitloads of money!
A place to achieve a higher education and earn 90% more than people with only a hig h school diplima In Canada, a lower rank than university. Elementary->high school->college->university Its commonly accepted that if you go to college, you are dumb. Also: waterloo, queens and U of T round up the top 3 universities. Western is for spoiled brats. In the states, everything is a "college". Why no word for university?
1)the long-awaited and much anticipated escape from the everyday life a high school student who wants to start fresh lives. 2)a topic that must be researched profusely to no end only to find biased/useless information on a school that has no appeal at all.
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a place where you go to get drunk, have sex, learn, have more sex, drink beer, and get stoned.
a place where people with no lives (considered as nerds) go to hang out with other nerds who actually listen to the teacher/professor and try to learn things that they eventually forget when they get out of college and become a burger flipper for the rest of their lives
(1) a sarcastic name for any sort of intellectual snob, college student, or know-it-all. (2) Can also be a sarcastic retort when someone says something stupid.
Where your mom goes.
A place where you go if you're too smart to try and find a job right out of high school but too dumb to get into a University.
A waste of time and money, and although still not lawfully mandatory, it is expected that one must go there in order to live a good life, when really it is just another excuse to drain all your resources and sanity there just to be accepted by the status quo.
A tertiary level institution where it is possible to obtain one or more or quite possibly non of the following,depending on where you go and who you are: 1. An STD 2. Liberal indoctrination 3. Free or heavily subsidized beer (parties) 4. An Education usually in the form of a degree or certificate. College is usually referred to as University in most countries outside of the U.S.A but is its equivalent except in the UK and Ireland where College refers to pre-university or A-level education.
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