What broke last night.
A very smart invention to decrease the population and sti's
A rubber glove that fits snug around a guy's penis that prevents std's & babies from being made.
A dollar piece of plastic that stops babies and aids. Yes, a miracle.
Life saver every man needs.
The only rightful thing that can come between two lovers.
The greatest invention. Ever.
A very thin latex sheath when fitted over a mans erect penis allows him to ejaculate in a womans vagina and not make her pregnant. Used by lovers to be able to fuck without making babies.
If you cover his schlong youll never go wrong
Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!
A light inexpensive piece of rubber that fits over the penis, designed for the prevention of sexually transmitted diseases and/or the prevention of impregnation, during sexual intercourse. Strongly recommended by health professionals everywhere, this unique invention has still become widely un-popular in Australia and America. -see idiot
The Love Glove !!
A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Also a lube'd polypropylene sheath that the woman can installed in her vagina;the guy won't even notice its there if he doesn't finger her first. He can just slip right up in there and there's no condom sensation at all. They even sell female underwear with it fastened in.
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Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.
A 75 cent insurence Policy for teens who wanna bone
trusty bag over your shaft....sometimes not trusty
Using a condom and being protected, will avoid you from being on shows like, The Maury and Jerry Springer show.
Something not likely to come in a family pack
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is a rubber baby preventer. it usually goes on a penis. not meant to be blown up as a balloon. It catches all the white squirmy thingys so they dont go into the girl. if you use it you will not create a tiny little baby, but if you dont use it you will get fat. and 9 months later you will find yourself in the hospital giving birth. use a condom young men.
Haven't you heard? If you're gonna make LOVE, WEAR a GLOVE!!! CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX, So you Better WEAR a LATEX, Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT, That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!! Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!! My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!
The object not used in order to get STDs, pregnant, and destroy marriages.
a piece of rubber you shove your manhood into to prevent you from being on the jeremy kyle show.
The best friend of any man
Interlude: This poem was created for a poetry class at San Diego State University by a very curious and enthusiastic Sophmore named Brittany. Poem: "Safety First" From Japan to the USA They claim their place In every bathroom or bed stand. Lying within worn, cardboard boxes Taunting all that stare Embarassed by their intentions. The perk function they perform; To bring intense, Erotic, ribbed pleasure To those otherwise not meant to experience Such sesual, twisted touch. With the strength and Endurance Of the Trojans invading Rome They protect patrons each day. By limiting the populations of teenage mothers, They serve a necessary purpose for society Often going without appreciation Tossed aside after each use. Representing all colors of the rainbow All flavors of fruit Chocolate, root beer, Scented lilac, tropical breeze, Nonoxynol-9 enhanced. They make safety a carnival Of lightly lubricated latex! They've come to fill A major role in many relationships Knowing no discrimination, They aid anyone willing to spend A few crucial dollars. Evolving from their original form of sheep skin, They are the latest In sexual exploration Enjoyed by both old and young, Single and married. Small, large Pinch the tip, Roll them on. Worldwide They are the perfect fit. Hope you enjoyed this demostration of literary creativity!!
As before: "Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina" They also serve well as water-bombs.
A savior from responsibility
Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...
a raincoat for your johnson it protects against the windburn and chapping off the penis head also can be used to wear on your head
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A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat and means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on them (GOD FUCKING FORBID...) Perhaps they would prefer parenthood?
Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina
a condom is a stretchy, and protective cover that is used on a penis, there are also condoms for females.these are used to keep semen from depositing into the vagina. and to prevent a pregenacy from happening.
An object used during sexual intercourse which is forbidden by the Catholic Church
It is usually made of latex, and is placed over a man's penis before entering the woman's vagina. They are used to protect both the man and woman against sexually transmitted diseases (STD). They vary in size, color, and ever flavors.
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The one thing that can actually make or break your future as a young adult. It's a thin sheath made of latex that slips right onto the male member. It comes in different sizes, flavors and even colors. Sure the guy might lose a little feeling while wearing one, but the girl probably won't be able to tell the difference because she's the one being prodded. It's definitely worth not being whipped with a child for 18 years.
a rubber balloon you stuff your penis in ,to keep all yoursexually transmitted diseases to yourself
A rubber materiol type of hood used on both a penis or a pussy so that it can prevent pegnancy or unwanted STDs
wrap it be for you tap it
A device, usually made of Latex or rubber and of different strengths and widths, usually lubricated, which can prevent pregnancys or STD's.
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The saver of all men from aids kids and comitment
The rubber device that fits on the dick to keep the males sperm from entering his sexual partner so they do not have a child.
Somethin he better where if he wants to get anywhere near me unless he feels like payin for child support for 18 damn years..And if you think ur not a real man if you wear one then don't.. i'm sure u'll feel more like a man when your carryin around a bunch of damn babies!
The most underused piece of material in the teenage world.
A cum catcher not to be confused with a female orafice
sumthing that guys better use unless they wanna pay 400 bucks a month for the damn thing that'll pop outta my coochie if u dont wear it!!!
The thin pieces of rubber that make life enjoyable.
A rain jacket for your penis.
Prevention from future problems.
dorm room decoration
It's a rubber sheath that you wear over your penis whenever you have sex. To be used every time, no exceptions. Available at most drug stores and convenience stores, in a variety of sizes. If used right, it will prevent pregnancy. Something everyone would use if humanity were not the terminally retarded species it is.
The middleman between dick and pussy.
A very useful invention that is used by responsible people in an attempt to protect oneself from unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmited diseases. Usually feel like you are "being intimate" with a plastic bag between the parteners
1. A latex, sheepskin or polyurethane sheath for the penis, to prevent transfer of bodily fluids during sexual activity and thereby lower the risk of pregnancy and venereal disease. 2. A really neat balloon, which also provides hours of amusement when filled with water or Jell-O.
Condom is a small town in the country of France.
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A balloon the shape of a penis
A girl who seems to have no other purpose in life but to collect spooge; a slutbag with no (other) redeeming features.
A drysuit made of rubber especially for penis
that rubber like thing that people seem to forget about when very intoxicated causing them to wake up in the morning and leave way to quickly. if even making it to the morning
A latex device used to wrap it and tap it.
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A piece of rubber worn on the penis to prevent fluid from entering the vagina. They are hard to find and embarrassing to pay for. Make a great balloon or water bomb.
A contraceptive device for men OR women. Used to prevent pregnancy and STDs during sexual intercourse.
A type of contraceptive measure. A condom is a protective cover worn over the penis during sex. If its used correctly, it catches semen when you cum, which stops the woman becoming pregnant. It also plays a majot role in stopping you catching STDs including AIDS, Ghonnoroea and Chlamydia. Condoms come in a variety of shapes, sizes and thicknesses. Each one is a better fit for you, or may better during anal sex, oral sex or normal sex. Also called rubbers or johnnys.
The middleman between dick and pussy.
A:a protector of the unknown lol! B:penis protector C:something ppl like to blow up (like a balloon!)
A necessary evil for most relationships, an uncomfortable, awkward device designed to prevent unwanted pregnancies and std's. Easier to operate for the less physically endowed male. Various sizes are misleading as none of them work perfectly for certain men as they all are of a tight fitting nature. The pill is a better alternative in a proper trusting relationship where you are sure about your partner's history. Causes many men to lose feeling/sensation especially later in life. Often a cause of friction in relationships as some women dont show a lot of sympathy or understanding of the fact that these objects are fiddly, kill the passion and reduce pleasure, and often wouldnt consider for one moment using a female version. However, if you are a player, dont muck about, bite the bullet and use the thing. We know it's crap but its the best of a bad bunch. Awaiting better invention
long shaped ballon, fits over penis to prevent sperm from going into egg. Also the thing that ripped during your parents' "fun time" and the cause of your existance
Rubber glove's that fit's snug on the penis used to prevent sexual transmitted diseases & getting girls pregnant
A rubber glove for the dick so girls and guys can feel safe during intercoarse
Ending world hunger one load at a time.
The best invention EVER
A tampon for men.
A condom is a small, flexible, usually rubber sheat that is rolled up and is unrolled onto an erect penis during sexual intercourse to prevent the transfer of STDs or sperm. This is often used along spermicide to prevent pregnancy. Condoms may be made iut of a vareity of materials such as nitrile, natural latex, artificial latex, polyurethane, etc. Condoms are often claimed to reduce the sensation of intercourse and prevent orgasm in some cases. It is recomended that a space is left over the penis so that semen has a small space to gather, or else semen can overflow and enter the vagina, still causing fertilization. On average there is a 2% failure rate. Ejaculation can cause the condom to slip off. Condoms are often pre-lubricated to give extra sensation, and to prevent the irritation of the exposed glans penis. The reason condoms are made of latex is because they have a strength of over 30 mPa, so that they won't break easily, to prevent accidental impregnancy. This is also why they make good balloons. Certain condoms are ribbed, to add extra sensation during intercourse. Condoms were first made of animal intestines and are still availible today; however studies show that they are not very effective at the preventation of STDs and are rather gruesome also, which is why they are relatively rare nowadays.
penis hat
a device not yet discovered by black people.
1.(noun) A sheath placed over the penis during intercourse to prevent the flow of semen. Used for prevention of STD's including, but not limited to, herpes, syphillis, and babies. 2.(noun) An insult. Used to describe a person whom one would rather not have around, but in some cases is good to have around anyway. See example below.
1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus. 2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.
A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
A annoying piece of silicon that ruins sexual intercourse between two horny ass kids who cant keep their pants on, most likely under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Something matt leinart dosnt no how to use
Anything that sorrounds the penis during any kind of sex, ussually used to keep semen out of the vagina. Comes rolled up and you gotta unroll it over your dick you moron. makes sex less fun. makes sex less often (when you dont have it).
a hybrid insult it is a person who is 50% douchebag and 50% asshole
Sex with a condom is not even sex.
Something you forgot to wear last night when you were doing your girlfriend.
1.As defined by oxford dictionary:- a thin rubber sheath worn on the penis during sexual intercourse as a contraceptive or to protect against infection. 2.Something that every adult , who lives in constant hope of sexual intercourse , keeps in his wallet. 3.Something that is worn on penis for preventing the semen to get into the vagina.
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a barrier between men and their goal
A person who is bringing the party/gathering/social situation down with them. A wet blanket. A person who is killing the mood and good feeling of the experience.
a rubber cover used for protection in a sexual interaction. a rubber cover used to cover the penis in sex somthing my brothe likes to blow up like a balloon and tie them togethere to look like balls!!!!and another one for the penis
it is something that u put penis, it helps you not make baby's, because the partners vagina will open super wide in 9 months and a baby will pop out of it and scare everyone with its crazy yelling.
A magical item that protects your lover from having a "little bundle of joy".
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Something that might've killed you years and years ago
A protective barrier that can prevent pregnant and std's. puts you in 18 years of pain if it breaks.
Something we need in order to not become pregnant
Something you stretch over you're dick so you don't get your girlfriend preggerz.
Rubber around dick to stopp penis juice(semen/cum) to go into the vagina or anal to stop making babies or having stds.
Something that made me, oh that's why my parents say I'm a mistake
Dick shields
A plastic rubbery thing that you can put over ones head to suffocate them.
A latex, polyurethane, or natural sheepskin oblong barrier placed over the penis for eliminating most chance of pregnancy for human males who can: 1. Actually fit into the damned things without losing all bloodflow and causing permanent damage. 2. Do not experience an extremely vast, sexually debilitating loss of sensitivity due to the thickness of the material and the lack of circulation. Condoms, among those with penises longer than 190mm or wider than 52mm, are sometimes likened to wrapping a standard rubber band around one's wrist sixteen times and then trying to play a musical instrument, such as a piano or guitar, using that hand, for an hour. Generally, in such a scenario, one's hand will experience first pressure, followed by throbbing pain, succeeded by a piercing pain, ending finally in numb limpness and likely permanent or long-lasting damage to nerve endings or blood vessels. Such individuals generally protest that while condoms are a brilliant invention, they need to be made to accomodate more human proportions, as they are available in two basic sizes: short and fat, or long and narrow. In all latex or polyurethane cases, the elastic band at the base of the condom is always 2" (0.06mm), which is the root of the problem yet does not vary with the width of the shaft and head areas of the condom sizes. The only reasonably sized condoms in these cases are the natural condoms, which are unfortunately made of sheep intestine, and smell like it. Yet this type proves an option preferrable over the absurd designs of the vast repertoire of other condom types.
A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows your name, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
a container to slide your beer bottle into to avoid getting cold hands. (used in South East Asia)
Something that pussies use
where ur condom or u will be a fuckin wanker
a material made usually of latex, that some bitches make you use, because they are whores and they have diseases, but they don't want to tell you that. also known as a jimmy hat or a profolactic.
A rubber device worn on the dick to prevent the cum going in the pussy. If the girl knows who you are, where you live, can track you down, etc then wear a condom. If she doesn't, go rawdog.
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A piece of latex that is put on man's penis to prevent a child and women who will steal your money for 18 years.
a piece of shit that never works resulting in accidental pregnancies
A rubber shopping bag used when having sex with a girl that is really loose/been around the block & a feel more.
an important tool to pimps!!!
Balloon that gets placed over the weiner
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A type of object that is used to prevent from people having little kids running around
A sheath usually made of latex which is worn over the penis.
a cheap piece of latex rubber that is meant to protect you from disease and pregnancy. not only do they fail 100% of the time, they are very uncomfortable to wear and they actually increase the risk of disease. however, you can wear them 24/7, becasue they make going to the bathroom alot easier.
shrink wrap for one's penis; scumbag
A plastic bag used used during the thai water festival (Songkran) to keep vital articles and documents from getting soaked.
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a device used by a dude so that the chick he's fucking doesn't become pregnant, or STI infected.
something to protect you from STD's and worst of all..... babies!
A rubber thing that you out over a guy's penis so you don't get a disease or get pregnant. SMART IDEA, FREAK MIDGETS SUCK!
What your parents wished they used
A condom is a very special piece of plastic wrap that keeps a women from getting that white stuff.
Is this French or something
The rubber glove a man uses to cover his penis when he has sex with a partner. Mostly because he doesn't want kids or because he is cheating.
something that stops babies from being made
A condom is something the male puts over his penis to protect him from STDs and many other diseases and the most important to not get females pregnant. But if the male does not like to wear a condom the women can it is called a douche you injected inside of the girl it is easy if you are a male that dont like to wear the rubber in the relationship
A Type Of Rubber To Use When HavingSex To Protect Yourself
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Something used to prevent creating little monsters like you.
Something you use to have safe sex but won’t make sex fun
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A condom is a pecado
A balloon for adults.
wiener sockie wockies
Something that all people should buy before having sex. These little rubbers will help you not get STD's so next time you go to the store please buy some and don't end up in the hospital with an infection because u didn't want to spend $5 to buy some. Hospital bill will be more expensive.
A kidnapping device used on very young children. Can be considered also as murder. Come in a variety of best suited to the *murderer* sorry, user. Not very fool-proof and if in the wrong hands can lead to 18 years of regret and money-loss.
Something that is latext and gose on the penise before having sex so it can catch the cum so she dont get prego
sexual intercourse between a heterosexual couple or homosexual relationship to reduce the risk of linking the sperm and the egg and creating a fetus to later be born into a child which will cost an average of 12,000 dollars a year. therefore condoms are good