couch


Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)

the second best thing to use next to the bed ;)

One's system of morals or beliefs

A word used to replace words such as "fuck", or "shit", and has multiple uses as saying "back off". Or it is a piece of furniture that is ussually sat on.

referrers to the "sit-able" plateau of an excessively fat booty

Verb: to take a quick nap, especially just before or just after a big event

A piece of living room furniture that is traditionally made out of leather wood and some kind of stuffing. The most comfortable type of furniture known to man. Can also be used to describe a person who is comfortable to sit on and so insanely awsome that the only possible adjective is a noun: couch

The place where young children get ston'd in the morning.

Another name for a vagina.

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

a good old place where we all get naked

To be couched is when someone hugs you while sitting on a couch, and during the embrace this person leans back into the couch. Thus, you will receive a face full of couch cushion, and lack the ability to breathe momentarily.

A lazy person.

Another word for a Harley Davidson type motorcycle, usually spoken by people who drive crotch rockets.

couch - an offensive term used to diminish someones social standing. Inferring that the person in question enjoys anus on his/her face. A amicable term in some social spheres.

Vagina

The act of being all that is vile, corrupt, vulgar, ugly, worthless, revolting, scuzzy, sickening, sleazy, sinful, filthy, horrid, nasty, nauseating. This is the worst kind of filth. Sometimes used as an insult, this describes the person sort of like you would describe a turd that has been soaking in cow urine along with 20,000 dead camel carcasses for 3 years, and is now infected with every disease known to man.

(location) Couches, a field with couches in it hidden from the road/removed from generally visibility. The perfect spot to smoke a bowl. Can also be a forested area, or anywhere outdoors. Usually transitory cause fuckers steal the couches or move them somewhere else.

A booty, particularly a phat one. Idealy a slim waist and phat booty,

Can refer to either a woman or a vagina. Also quality of woman is denoted by a corresponding quality of couch. A very sexy woman would be referred to as a Venetian Love Seat, whereas a very large woman would be referred to as a sectional.

couch is a blues/indie/punk/rock band from Tulsa, OK. On the verge of greatness, the band is at the forefront of an exciting new local music scene in Tulsa. Proof: www.myspace.com/couchsongs

A booty, particularly a phat one. Idealy a slim waist and phat booty,

a fat person; a stupid or intolerant person.

bitch

A place where your dad loses his spare change and wallet sometimes if your lucky.

The best best place in the world. Where my fart pillow lays.

a couch is the best bed you can have, some even come with leg rests and arm rest. it is comfy and amazing .