cuban


A cuban is great way to get a great party going. Refers to a cuban cigar, hand made, and illegal in the United States. People get really impressed when you pull a couple out and light em up.

One who hails from Cuba or of close descent.

A person from Cuba who is stereotyped ALOT. most of them are 'chusmas', but some are actually classy, wealthy people. We talk loud and sometimes are annoying, but people love us anyways. we love our family and always have food to offer. Their abuelitas always feed them, even if they are 1000 pounds. Cubans are white, black, mulato, and chinese. Cubans ALWAYS have the best food (croquettas, picadillo, carne con papa, abondigas, etc.) and their bread is the SHITT. Most Cuban men/guys are cocky and arrogant, and even being a Cuban, i admit it. The old men usually talk loud and say "OYE" with a nasaly voice. About 90% of miami is made up of cubans, but not all came from little banana boats. (my family came on a plane) Alot of cubans own farmacias, and live in Hialeah.

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One who is confined to a desk and pc within partitioned walls made of cloth; Decorated with pictures and useless novelty items. Dilbert comics are prefered. The more frendly cuban may leave candy for fellow cubans to enjoy. Status of cuban in cube society can be determined by a placard, size or even the height of cube. Communication between cubans is primarily done through email. It will usually take several emails to several people before a task can be completed.

If something is cuban, it is completely cool. The Australian TV show "Home and Away" attempted to inject it into Australian slang.

An exclaimation of excitement, usually preceeded by the adjective 'fucking'.

A person that can whip your ass in dominoes. Is family oriented. Cooks better than everyone else. Drinks Mojitos. Smokes Cigars. Drinks the strongest coffe known to man. Plays and watches baseball. And dreams of the day the homeland can be revisited. VIVA CUBA LIBRE CARAJO!

What 90% of people who live in Miami, Florida are.

the best cigars for the best weed. both are illegal. rolling a phat one with hommies. gettin a really expensive cigar for some really good weed. high quality shits. rolling weed in a cigar and selling it.

1. A person of cuban nationality or origin. 2. A person who has superior dancing skills, usually involving ass shaking, grinding, or reggaeton. 3. (adj.) sexy.

Goegeous people with the best food, music, baseball players and boxers. There island is the best in the carribean. The women are the best and have the biggest butts in the world. The men are hot to. No Cuban likes to be called puerto rican cuz Cubans are better and also because puerto ricans copied the flag and try to display it to everyone when they didn't even come up with. Cuban is also a good lover!!!!

The best thing to be. The coolest and most talented people in the world. And they come in all races.

Hispanics criticized by others as being arrogant. This criticism usually comes from people who are ashamed of their heritage and target Cubans to relieve their insecurities about their origins. This criticism could be stopped if the critics would remove their head from their ass long enough to be proud of and brag about their own heritage rather than focusing all of their attention on envying Cubans(this goes for everyone, not just hispanics). Many other hispanics will claim that Cubans abandon their latin brothers rather than stick together, in doing this, these hypocrites are abandoning and attacking the cubans(their latin brothers). To those who complain about the loud Cuban voice, we're only loud because we know that what we're talking about is way more interesting than the stupid shit your spewing out of your mouth and everyone else deserves to hear it too. However, this suggestion at how to stop the criticism and about the nature of the criticism directed at Cubans should not be misconstrued as a plea to stop the teasing and criticism, we Cubans are too busy admiring how awesome we are and don't really give a fuck about what you think. In closing, I have nothing against other hispanics or anyone of any race(love all you people) i hope that all reading this definition can learn to be proud of and brag about their heritage just as Cubans do, and to those who still think that Cubans are assholes, you can all line up and suck my Cuban cock :)

A white/carebbean person whose country was once as great as US,Canada,spain,england ect. until Fidel castro took over and made ot a comunist and socialist country. 57% are white descendants of spanierds 37% are mulato 11% are black 1% are chinese origin they are actually part of the carebean and not of latin america talk really loud hardworking creators of Alienware and are as white as americans believe it or not..

cubans are the people who write the definitions for the word cuban on this very site, but only put the good things about cubans and not the bad. they are cocky, in general.yes, they cant be all bad people, but they are not the shiznit. they are just as good as the dominicans and the puerto ricans, except they are better at throwing parties. even though they can really talk loudly.

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A person from the current communist country of Cuba, The dictator is Fidel Castro, and we do swim across the Gulf to get to get to Miami.

They eat lots of rice,beans and porc meat. They love parties,drinking,dancing(they r very good at it) and whatever involves sexy bitches, they are a race of sex adicts and they don't go out with anyone easely they have high espectatives to their girlfriends basicly they have to be extremely fit and sexy and hot. they will be a get around for a relationship but be careful they have skills at making you full in love with them and they also have skills at knowing what you are thinking about and they can esaly read your mind even if you don't know them very well, they will make laugh even if they are trying to annoy you, their most common name is Jose and normally they are sexy, their not easely impressed and they are not esay to annoy because apparently they like to live their lifes as best as possible. they like to dress tight and some of them like rappers they like to listen to reggeaton and disco music and whatever is good to dance in a party. they love hot wether and hate cold due to their wether in cuba. i don't know if im wrong but for me being a fu*king manwhore that goes out with anyone is bad yeh? well they think that the one that goes out with the most girls and has the biggest co*k and fuc*s the most is the coolest.i could keep talkin about the for a whole day but i can't be asked lol and i know all this because i live in miami where 90% of the people are cuban

A very diverse, culturally rich, revolutionary and resilient people. People who live on the largest and most beautiful island in the Caribean sea. Once settled by Caribs, Tainos, and Ciboney Amerindian tribes before the arrival of the Spanish in the 1400's. The Spanish, with inter-marriage, diseases and warfare killed off most of the native population and brought African captives to farm the fertile land on the island. Cuba is the birth place of the Conga; brought by Africans, the Cigar; first made by the Ciboney Indianof Cuba, and Cuba Son; which was popularized in the 1950's after the Cuban revolution in New York, and later adopted as the music of Caribean neighbor Puerto Rico who now claims the music as their own, called "salsa". Cuba is the only communist country in the western hemisphere, and has suffered an embargo by the Unites States since it's 1950's treaty with the then Soviet Union. Despite the embargo China and Venezuela manage to find ways of shipping medical supplies to the island although most medical technologies (machines to battle cancer, ect.) are prohibited from being exported there. Cubans have been ruled by the longest serving dictator of the modern age. During the Spanish-American War, Cuban, Philippine and American rebels fought the Spanish for independence. Puerto Rico was seized by the U.S., the Philippines and Cuba continued to fight the American Empire for independence and are independently governed countries today.

Cuban people are resilient, warm, open and genuine, despite the clear and obvious struggles they have in daily life; and their culture is homogeneous, despite its multiracial ethnicity. Cubans are very good at sports as well. They make for some of the best baseball players and boxers in the world. Winning many world titles and 6 of 8 Gold Medals in boxing in last years olympics. Someone can not help but recognize how proud Cubans are of their culture. Cubans, unlike some other Latin races, hold pride in their hearts and teach it well to their children. One thing Cubans are not keen on doing is strapping their flag on everything they own. Cubans are amongst the proudest of Latin people, but do not need to show it by tapping their flag to the hoods of their cars. Of all the Latin races, Cubans are the most successful in America. They hold titles such as Doctors, Lawyers, Engineers, and Judges. Cubans have overcome the fact that just because they are a minority, it doesn’t mean they cannot become successful. After coming from a country with nothing, they are some of the few people in America that do not take freedom for granted.

Cubans are a race of people who do not think they are the best WE KNOW WE ARE THE BEST!! We usually stick to our own. We have tried to carry a civilized conversation with someone out of our race and long behold you remind us why we do not socialize outside of work with people out of our race. We are happy in love with our island people. We DO HATE fidel castro. Our elders have million of stories of "The Golden Years" It's like being born with spices in your blood, And being named after your papi's favorite cigars. It's getting diamonds pierced in you ears at five days, Wearing Royal Violets perfume everyday until age 15, And throwing a 15th birthday party that cost your parents more than your first car. It's loving Marti and hating Castro. Lighting candles at mass for La Caridad and Celia Cruz. It's having to kiss every Cuban cheek like you're related. It's looking European, but feeling Caribbean, And seething inside while smiling politely when someone asks if you're Puerto Rican. It's having black beans and plantains with every meal. Meals at every party, parties for any occasion. It's serving your skinny uncle piles of lechon on Nochebuena, While your three hundred pound aunt sips at a mojito. It's learning to dance salsa from your papi or your abuelito, And knowing the difference between a guajira and a guaracha. It's loving the hot, humid air of Miami, and hating hurricanes. Drinking cortaditos and dealing with chaperones. It's talking too fast in English and running your words together in Spanish. And being madly in love... With a restless island you haven't seen in many many many years.

A person that swims from cuba to America in search of work, but usually does not find any, and becomes a hobo.

A. An Arrogant race of Spanish Speakers who mistakenly think they are superior to all other Latin Americans. They selfishly hate to see non-Cubans get ahead. Often right-wing in politics. They frequently inter-marry with white gringos to whiten their natural dark skin so they can blend into American society better, often denying their African and Indian origins. They often look down upon other Spanish-Speaking people with an air of entitlement. B. A people displaced from their natural homeland for being so arrogant and annoying to the rest of the World.

in the second world war thousands of soldiers including my granfather when to cuba cause a study done by the united nations declare cuba has biggest amount of putas (whores,prostitudes) in the world check U.N .comsurveys and they love to take it up the brown hole

a girl thats very sluty and that gets a round with every fucken guy. and want to be center of attion.

Cubans are sell out punks who turn their backs on their latino brothers who don't get automatic amnesty in america like they do, so they have to protest to be treated like human beings. They are also racist and alot of them were buddies with batista so their bitter that all their ill gotten riches were taken by Fidel. They are also republican's and hate other latinos saying they are lazy and not as good as cubans.

A person from the island of Cuba or from Cuban ancestry, who pretends for the US to learn Spanish instead of learning English. An individual that heated Fidel Castro and his regime but circumvents the embargo by going to Cuba via Grand Cayman, Jamaica or Cancun. A group of individuals who is convinced that Miami would be nothing without them. An individual who spends all day listening to Radio Mambi awaiting the fall of Castro’s regime.

A race of brown people who pretend to be white. In an ironic twist, they call other hispanics: spics,wetbacks,and beaners when the same terms are used to describe Cubans by white people. Instead of crossing over a land border from Mexico, they float on inner tubes across the ocean.

1. someone who builds rafts and floats to america and are protected by the wet-foot dry-foot law. mexicans and other spanish people can bee confused for them because they also hitch rides with these people 2. a nationality that for some reason other hispanics are insulted for being called one

Cubans are Loud brown or pale people in which originally came from Cuba, Then fleeing to South Florida in a raft or inner tube. The males think that they are ''Macho-Men'' and accuse other individuals (other men) for being ''Pussies'' or most commonly ''Gay'', When in fact, they are not. Cuban Women too, are Loud, and spend most time cleaning, cooking, and watching Hispanic television such as Univision or Telemundo. They wear ridiculously huge hoop earrings, colorful make-up, and tight bright clothing with sneakers or sandals including tied hair in a bun. In Florida, 98% of Cubans and Cuban-Americans are found in Hialeah, were you can find cheap Cuban stores such as Valsan, and find cheap Cuban styled clothing at a pathetically low price. Dollar stores are at every corner, and traffic is non-stop. Cubans have a religion that is mainly of raising and sacrificing animals such as smelly chicken or goat, and having an outrageous amount of stone ''gods'' in one room that includes rotting fruits, animal limbs, cake, candy, Machetes, a Virgin Mary statue, a San Lazaro statue, Poker cards and other ridiculous objects that churn your stomach when put altogether in one small room or corner. (This information does not apply to every Cuban, Obviously. Just the majority)

A group of Hispancis who are conservative and vote for the Republican Party. They tend to associate themselves with Anglos and disassociate themselves from other Hispanics. Many are openly racist towards other Hispanics and Blacks. They will deny their Hispanic roots unless it benefits them in some way such as college applications where they will mark off Hispanic to take advantage of Affirmative Action. The Cuban vote was the deciding factor in awarding Florida to George W. Bush in the 2000 and 2004 elections and you can thank them for the 8 years of Bush.

Cubans are a rich a cultrural race and even though some may think were cocky or racist we are not that is also a stereotype. We are Latin Americans who decend from White, Black, or Asian decent. We dont think that other races are belows we are just proud of what we are and are not afraid to show it. I have never heard any other Latin Race call us backstabbers and I'm friends with Puerto Ricans, Guatamalins, Mexicans, Blacks, Whites, Asians you name it and they dony think any less of me as i do them we are all equal with cultures and traditions. I'm Cuban and gave never had one racist though or idea that I'm better than any other. We pride ourselves on what we are and our History. Also the Idea that Puerto Rico stole out flag is false it was adopted by them when both Cubans and Puerto Ricans were workign togethor to free themselves from Spanish Rule the Puerto Ricans took it as a sing of graditude and changed the colors.

-Cubans: People that made Miami the 2nd rudest city in the U.S. "travel&leisure.com" -Cubans Politicians: Carlos Alvarez and Natacha Seijas, removed due to their rampant dishonesty, the worst in the history of Florida. -Cuban ancestry: They always say, I'm cuban BUT my family is from Spain. If you were born in cuba you are cuban, period, ashamed? -Cuban food: The most greasy and unhealthy food in the world. -Cuban cigars: Exporting cancer to the world. -Cubans and welfare: Universally known for being liars that work under the table while committing welfare fraud, MOST cubans do it. Besides that Medicare fraud ($91 mil in Florida 2011) is done by hundreds of cuban doctors, and thousands of fake cuban "patients" google: cuban medicare fraud -Cuban women: Loud, obnoxious, ignorant, abusive, bad manners, raised to be jineteras. -Cuban men: Raised to be crooks, cocky charlatans. -Cuban history: From the 1920’s to 50s Cuba was a haven for prostitution, brothels, gambling and drugs ( and the favourite route for the narcotics trade to the United States) From 1958 to present has become an even poorer country with no respect for human rights, an embarrassment and destructive influence to the hemisphere. "EVERY NATION HAS THE GOVERNMENT IT DESERVES" -De Maistre- Go back to your island and help your own people to be free, instead of keep ruining Miami. P.S. Notice Im using facts, not my opinion. All this info is accurate and verifiable. My opinion: QUE CHUSMA TAN DAÑINA !!!

Double penetration in the maxillofacial area, without inserting a penis into the mouth.

Loud brown or pale people in which the males think they are ''Macho-Men'' and the females tend to wear huge hoop earrings and tight clothing with sneakers and a load of colorful make-up. They spend time slaughtering animals as sacrifices such as smelly chickens and goats, watching Hispanic television, or criticizing other men and calling them gay or pussies when in fact, they are not.

A term of unknown origin to describe 7 grams of an illicit drug.

A curious breed of people with a third world tribalistic mentality,..in my experience, the majority of which are literally incapable of emulating quiet respectful considerate people,..consumed by selfish sinful pride and best known for their immature disrespectful loudness in both conversation and their choice of "music". Where ever they are found,..A "normal" Cuban conversation can be overheard from more than a block away. When they yell,..it's the same as when they talk. The only time they talk quietly is when they're trying to hide something or they feel sick. If at all possible, avoid moving in to a home closer than 800 feet from a Cuban home. They get up late in the morning or afternoon because the entire family including kids stay up until 3:00 and 4:00 AM hanging out around the swimming pool with latin techno salsa BOOM BOOM "music" blasting at concert level volume while drinking booze and taking drugs. They love Insanely LOUD BASE. They honestly believe that because they love loudness, that everyone else must be forced to hear it. Good Luck trying to sleep if you live anywhere near a Cuban. Even black people and Mexicans are more respectful. They do this at every available opportunity and as a result their trash cans are continuously overflowing with beer bottles and liquids running out the bottom mixed with dirty diapers and rotten meat.

People that nobody wants to hangout with be cause they'r loud, obnoxious and suck big fat dicks all the time. the are all ugly and smell like a 100 lbs. of cow manoure

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cubans are crazy and lovable, they are not someone to mess around with, but they are definitely someone to have around because they will protect you and probably would kill for you if need be. they are the mama bears that will always be there for you but can also be very fun.

Cubans are Very Cold Hearted People . It’s Rare To Find A Person With The Name Cuban. And It’s Also Rare If They Talk To Someone

The great sailor that crossed the 7 seas and made it in the pirates of the Caribbean movie while they were on the raft