dildo


IT'S A GOD DAMN PLASTIC PENIS!!!

An editor at Urban Dictionary. A dildo (editor), is someone that graduated from middle school by the skin of his teeth. A real assshole that didn't publish my Orlando definition, which I thought was pretty fucking awesome! Fuck you! Who makes these rules? How do you have definitions about blow jobs on toilet seats, and definitions about Jacksonville that say "fuck Orlando" but if I say something nice and "fuck Jacksonville", mine doesn't get posted...answer me fuckers!

City in Newfoundland, Canada

Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.

1) A plastic or metal substitute for a man's erected penis; Sometimes is equiped with a vibration feature; Usually designed to be much larger than a normal human male's penis 2) A columnar cactaceous plant of the West Indies (Cereus Swartzii)

The pluralization of the word dildo; more than one dildo.

Cartman's Cat in South Park

A town in Newfoundland, Canada. Named by Captain James Cook, the name comes from a geographical feature, Cook believed the pninsula resembled a Dildo which in those days was a wooden, metal or stone, fallus substitute. (they didn't have plastic) He is alos know for Newfoundland places names such as "Come By Chance", "Conception Bay" and "Blow Me Down"

Much like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs, the dildo will eventually lead the the extinction of the human race.

Mans rival. Inserted into the pussy in place of a real dick. usually bigger than normal becouse size matters.

the only reason men try to avoid pissing their girlfriends off

A penis shaped sex toy inserted into a woman's vagina for the purpose of masturbating. Originally derived from the common practice of women using large cucumbers to pleasure themselves. As in "dill" pickle or cucumber. "Doe" as in ananymous or a "john doe". Hence, dildo. Also can mean a very dorky, nerdy, gay or annoying person.

A fake penis that you stick up your ass/vagina.

Acronym for Dads In Legal Dispute Over Separation.

a boyfriend that will never lose his erection,is always in the mood, larger than all my previous boyfriends, and doesn't talk- who can ask for more- the only downfall is he doesn't earn an income and can't take out the trash

fake penis, a sex toy

something that will eventually lead to the extinction of man.

Same as soybeans, both are used as a MEAT substitute.

A fake dick basically. It is mostly used for lesbians for sex because neither have a dick.

acording to a certain person, a dildo is a shade of green

a long, hard, pointy, plastic thing,that some girls shove in there pussies. they may be bigger than most dicks but ....... ........... its just not the same :(

1. For women it is used for pleasuring themselves in place of a real penis up the vagina 2. For men it is used 4 anal sex with use of a dildo instead of a partener

A phallic masturbation device.

A device that is used to substitute A male penis. Used for masturbation and relieving sexual tension and fustration. usually made of plasic, rubber or wax. anything used to substitute the male penis.

People that submit entries to Urban Dictionary for the sole purpose of telling their friends that they contributed to internet culture, effectively making themselves dildoes. Literally.

A plastic penis that a. women pleasure themselves with b. women pleasure other women with c. men use in their poop tubes made for pleasure

a girl's best friend.

Mans worst enemy

sometimes confused with a lightsaber, the Jedi Counsil denies the claim.

a species of tree

1) A fake, rubber penis used by women to mastribate. 2) A slang term for penis. 3) A stupid person.

a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.

a object that looks like a phallis, but doesn't carry the HIV virus, you don't have to orally please it, don't worry about precum, it can go as long as you can, and doesn't go to sleep after sex.

a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass. Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.

Can be anything used as a fake penis.

A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .

Look in your moms cabinet

(adj.) describes things that are disagreeable, disappointing, inadequate in a particular way, or otherwise negative or undesirable by the judgment of the person using the word; coined by Skwisgaar Skwigelf of the Adult Swim black metal satire show Metalocalypse.

can't do anything by themselves

Dual Income Little Dog Owners

You've all heard of a man's best friend being a dog. well a girl's best friend is by far a dildo.

When something is bothersome, lame, or just simply sucks. Made famous by the character Skwisgaar Skwigelf from the show Metalocalypse.

A fake penis for both male and female enjoyment. Also a replacement for when a boyfriend is not there.

An extremely cute name for a teddy bear, not to be mistaken for the first definition.

Someone who's just embarassed themselves.

an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation

A trust old friend, that you can count on to bring you pleasure anytime. Unlike that sorry excuse for a man next to you.

Direct In-Put Limited-Duty Officer: an individual commissioned into a branch of the military typically without having traditional ROTC training. A DILDO is typically selected to fill a specific job, with little or no opportunity for lateral movement. Most of these jobs could easily be filled by civilians, but a commission is bestowed to provide a visual level of authority to junior military officers and enlisted.

One very lucky peice of plastic

A large falic object that a femail preferes to vigorusly ram into her vaginal area when a real penis is not avalibal at her disposal. She may even ask for another person to do it for her. Homosexual men prefer to ram this falic tool into their anus.

to invite yourself into a private place or conversation

a plastic shlong

An obnoxious, fucked up, moronic, munterish, tramp that has no originality and prides his/her self on copying others words and looks and failing miserably. Also has a shit load of fake designer stuff that he/she insists is real.

a sex toy that varies in size, shape, and color that can be used by the female to pleasure herself when she cannot get it from a person.

a fake penis, usually bigger than the real thing. Althought it is supposed to be a replica of a penis, anyway it vibes as no cock has ever done. It doesn't cum, doesn't enjoy being sucked and it's the only dick that can penetrate a female ass with no need of begging. Ann Summers' shop assistants have never tried a dildo.

The rubber dick your girlfriend has resorted to using cuz that thing you call a dick can't even reach.

An individual who does not have the competence to live in the real world; an annoyance; a tool

What you use for satisfaction when you're not getting the D, or if you're kinky

The giant gummy worm inside your mothers sock drawer

A mans worst enemy a sex toy women use to fell good and is usally bigger than a real mans penis because size matters

A tool that comes in various, shapes sizes, flavors, and attachable parts (sold seperately)used for the pleasure of female putangs. The dildo is to be used just as a penis would. It's a fun process to watch but damn that girl must be a pathetic whore because she ain gettin' the real thing...she using plastic. Get a life, Barbie!

Phallic object, often made into forms of male penises or of similar type. Often, dildos do not have to be manufactured: cucumbers and police sticks can be converted and turned to dildos at users expense.

Another name for an electric zapper used to torture pledges during fraternity initiations.

Dad I'd Like to DO; the opposite of a MILF

The word dildo has many meanings. As a noun, it is a weapon dating back from the Muff Diving Age, used by our lesbian ancestors to ward off attacking men. When wielded it would cause men to look confused, scratch their crotches and wonder how women could have fun without the real thing. As a verb, it means ‘to look at someone saliciously, with intent to get into their pants, and buy a U-Haul/and or/apartment together the next week’. As an adjective, it can be used to describe certain women who are tall, stand very straight, and occasionally, vibrate. As you might imagine, these types of women are very popular with young lesbians.

A purple rubber object in a shape resembling a penis that eventually reveals a girl's boyfriend's true sexuality.

May be used in place of a forgotten word.

What us gay men love to shove up our asses when we get horny and no men are around. Dildos come in many sizes and have many different features. Great for relief of sexual tension when my boyfriend isnt around.

The gender-reversal of a Fag Hag; A guy who predominantly hangs out with Lesbians.

Adjective used when something sucks.

A fake dick used by lezbians trying to pull of as men.

a fake penis

an item that should have never been invented. some girls like that fake penis more than the real one

The supreme icon of male obsolescence in today's society. Once a woman gets a taste of the right one, she never puts up with male bullshit again. Hard when we want it, long as we like it, goes as long as we do, provides instant fantasy support so we can imagine ourselves being fucked HARD AND LONG by hot-and-sexy anybody we want to be by instead of that dumb twat swaggering around thinking he's the center of our life and about to get dumped, no wet spot, no HIV, no other woman, no other man, no backtalk, no bullshit, and when you're done with it you can dump it in a drawer and it's out of your face - no fucking phone calls, last minute date requests or sassing. To be gotten at the sex toy shop near you, and the good ones are about $100-150. Small price to pay for peace of mind, yo. GIRL, GET THAT DILDO TODAY AND WATCH YOUR SON OF A BITCH SOON TO BE EX BOYFRIEND START TO SWEAT WITH REAL FEAR. They pretend to like it, but they don't really. Just think, a thick slab of latex gets your pussy more than they ever will. I bought mine and am NEVER looking back. And right here let's kill the myth we ladies choose dildos because "no one else would fuck us". WTF? You're on crack, you male bitches. I turn you down all the time. WE USE DILDOS BECAUSE THEY'RE BETTER THAN YOU AND BRING LESS BULLSHIT. GOSPEL TRUTH. GET SCHOOLED.

a dildo is an object or an item. It helps girls who are desperate for sex have sex alone with themselves. They just simply stick it up their vaginea or asshole and feel good. A dildo is basically like a guys penis. except its not on a guy.

a stupid or obnoxious person (from a term for an artificial substitute for an erect penis)

An electric fly swatter used to kill the giant DnD Clitoris.

1. The chosen implement of the amateur proctologist and/or gynecologist, a dildo is phallus-shaped device that, when repeatedly inserted into the vagina, produces sexual pleasure. 2. A small town in Newfoundland, Canada. The origins of the name are unclear, but what is clear is that all attempts to change it have failed. The town also has its own mascot: "Captain Dildo".

A cylinder/ penis like tube made out of rubber or sylicon used to smack children with when they missbehave or piss you off. Can often be purple or black with spikes. Can also be used to masturbate

acronym for Dad I'd Like to Defecate On.

A rubber dick that girls play sex with.

a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick

A person who is assumed to be a retard or have some type of mental illness; dumb in the head; or just someone you hate

a plastic penis many women use them to pleasure thmeselves. Also see vibrator

the bed companion for the sadly overweight and not-so-fortunate-looking.

A predominantly phallic shaped object usually made from rubber. Used to provide penetrative pleasure as a substitute for the male meat hammer, or the digits of the hand. Implmented by both sex’s for penetration of the pink love tunnel or poop shoot. In rare cases it has been shoved into the japs eye of a sadomasochistic males members.

An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

A dildo is when youre not just a dick, but you're a fake dick.

An object used by many to pleasure different holes in their body. It is also a way of describing a person who loves to fuck you over while you're not expecting it.

An insult when someone is to fake to be classed as a real dick

Used as A way for fuckboys to calm themselves down mostly used and made by horny 12 year old who want some fuck

The piece of silicon your bitch is using when shes thinking or Michel b Jordan at night after you give her your mediocre shrimp dick making her wonder why shes with you .

A children's toy used to smoothen hands and teach young ones new skills

Acronym for "Dual Income, Love for Dogs Only". Similar to DINK (Dual Income, No Kids), except while accepting reproducing is fucking stupid (take THAT, selfish gene!), a DILDO will take on the roll of pseudo-parents by adopting dogs instead.

An Insult For A Person Not Real Enough To Be Called A Dick.

A dildo is a sex toy that is used for pleasure to both male and females. It is shaped like a mans cock(penis or dick) that would enter an anus or pussy

1. An object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation. It's usually used by women to penetrate themselves or others. However, men can use them too. 2. A ridiculous or stupid person. An idiotic human being. A true waste o' space.

(Adjective) Describing a person who is acting like a dick because they are too immature to be real in the situation.

1) A male replacement. 2) A name given to someone with the I.Q. of a pancake.

n. something you stick in your pussy.

something that is very fun to watch a girl use

a fake man for hypocritical girls.

something that all girls use these days because of society, and because that all girls are whores and sluts and at some point decided a penis wasn't sufficient enough for their pussy. dildos are bigger and will continue to get bigger because, that's what happpens to girls vaginas because they are sluts. eventually there will be dildo's that are longer than a football field and wider than a coffee can.

An object used for self pleasing by 90% of modern women, usually plastic/resin and shaped like an oversized phallus. Mans worst enemy.

The Male version of a MILF. Dad I'd Love (to) Do

something that all girls use these days because of society, and because that all girls are whores and sluts and at some point decided a penis wasn't sufficient enough for their pussy. dildos are bigger and will continue to get bigger because, that's what happpens to girls vaginas because they are sluts. eventually there will be dildo's that are longer than a football field and wider than a coffee can.

The ladies answer to MILF. DILDO..(Dads I'd like to do once).

a slang term for fake wanker

1.) A artificial penis often used to pleasure a woman(women,girl-s-) 2.) A form of an insult 3.) My best friend 4.) A rubber,plastic,or metal penis often bigger than a real penis (because some men just are saticfying now 'n days) 5.) Miachel Jacksons' idea of "fun" at a all-boy sleepover 6.) Did I say my best friend?

A Dildo is an insulting term for a man who is only good for one thing.

Because most men's weiners are so small, their wife's, girlfriends, etc.... Has to use a dildo to satisfy their sexual needs

a rare breed of chinese poodle.

A device used to pleasure ones vagina or asshole

A plastic item used in the place of a dick by women.all men envy it because it is bigger than theirs will ever be.Women loveit because it works a treat.

nice instrument used by women, in conjuction with their secure, well hung man to stimulate sex even further.

a peice of plastic that girls can stick up their hole

1. a "play toy" that looks like a dick... 2. also, my friend's nickname

The Dad equivalent of a "MILF." "Dad I'd Like (to) DO" (sexually)

VERB: "When an individual decides not to attend an event and/or social gathering because they have to sleep, call their girlfriend, masturbate, study, go to another friend's house (i.e. they are a biatch)." Alternate meaning: "To mess up." or "To perform badly on some operation." (Created by Nate Dogg of Escondido, CA. You cannot step biatch. Recognize.)

A mindless tool of limited but satisfactory use when manipulated by an intelligent entity for a suitable purpose.

short for "Dad I'd Love to Do"; the male equivalent of MILF

what you make dill cakes out of

Sumthing that girls use all the fucking time....They dont stop either... Cassie:Adam ur dicks to small..wheres my dildo? Adam: Wtf!?

Someone who has their head up ones ass.

An endearment used between two women that are friends.

When you want to call someone a dick but they're too fake.

The name you call your boyfriend/lover when all he is good for is sex.

Hamtaro's favorite weapon,except his are generally metal,and barbed. The kind you buy in naughty stores aren't often capable of torture and mutilation.

Fake penis

1) Obviously a usually rubber object shaped like a huge penis that women use to pleasure themselves with. 2) Any person that says anything bad about the United States Marine Corp.

OH you know... the word dildo can be used in so many different ways, for instance, it could be a name of someone who has their head up their ass,or the species known as man's worst enemy aka the girls secret weapon, or just a nice noise maker...

dil·do also dil·doe (dld) n. pl. dil·dos, also dil·does 1. An object having the shape and often the appearance of an erect penis, used in sexual stimulation. 2. Can also be used to describe an awesome relationship with someone, or anything thats positive in nature.

the best thing that happened to the human race...shove in a female vagina (or anus) or a male anus.

Inserting DOS commands.

A large piece of plastic resembling a penis used to give females orgasms without men

Similar to a reference to a guy as a tool, but thinks he can get laid. Usually rejected or played by women. Too concerned about what women think to enter reality.

(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus. (adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).

A large (or small) object used through men and women or whatever gender you are to masturbate or as decorations on Halloween.

A female sex toy that you can put in the anus

please tell me why the fuck you are searching this up

long lavishing slippery slope that pleases young girls of the ages between 13-20 or lonely girls who no man wants to insert his dildo inside the girls va jj

Dildo means a fake penis that girls/guys use.

1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse. 2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.

The females pleasures!!

Little Bastad

Phallic crack pipe usually made of glass

A rubber penis, (pen-ile) of the Male genetalia, formed to pleasure the opposite sex (women) or if your a gay fag (male). I assume that you would shove it up your asshole but in cases...if your gay you might as well shove it up the vagina that you currently have.

Dad I'd Like to DO.

a toy used by woman to ples themselves

Nickname for people named Dylan.

A fake dick use for female masturbation

A small gray floating man with no mose that gives you money

A guy normally named Dillon or Dylan who uses girls for sex. They normally have slept with over 20 girls.

A big or small fat or skinny plastic dick Used by woman to masturbate

a thing that looks like a dildo (or a dick)

(A fun rubber dick)

Taco seaoning.

Anything, if you’re brave enough.

Something That Girls Shove uP Their Tight Little Pussy 😫😫😫🤤

A dildo is a fake dick that is usually rubber but can also be glass ect. Used for female or male mastrubation or can be used during sex.

When someone is acting like a dick, but is too fake to be one

ik you probably just searched this up for fun so all i’m saying is that it’s a huge ass rubber cock that you probably have in your drawer rn

A plastic penis

A plastic rubbery fake penis that you use for self-entertainment and it makes you cream yourself. You can get ones that vibrate and tear your insides apart.

A fake penis used for pleasure

An artifact used do get the vibration or the feeling of having sex

a fake penis

Women best friend Mans worst enemy

Something your girl uses when your not around to ride her.

a rubber device shaped like an erect penis. It may be used in place of a missing game piece.

a man or boy regarded as extremely contemptible.

A dildo is aiming that mollie Jeffrey’s uses everyday all day 24 fucking hours she’s my fucking crazy bestie I love her tho (fw) yasss

A wooden instrument shaped like a penis to be shoved up the arse or vagina