doctor


An alien with two hearts, resembling a human, who travels through time and space with various gorgeous companions that can't resist him because he's just so awesome. Battles evil aliens all over the universe and saves countless lives, civilizations, and planets.

Doctor Who?

The man who will save the Earth.

Someone who puts up with an ever more impatient public demanding quick fixes for innocuous conditions while facing scrutiny from those who judge service, cost-accountability, and adherence to legal definitions of medicine.

A Doctor is someone who goes to school for up to 16 years after they graduate high school, only to lose their job and liscense on their first day because some family filed a malpractice lawsuit because he couldn't save their doomed-in-the-first-place family member.

a total screaming genius, but humble and a little bit sexy.

Someone who has spent 11-16 years of training after high school and over hundreds of thousands of dollars to become certified as a doctor.

n. People who get paid to feel you up and stick needle into your exposed flesh for a living. Though it sounds like a good deal, to be one, you have to waste about 8 years of your life in college plus god-knows how many more years in med school. Being a doctor takes a massive toll on your mental health- They are tasked with having to tell people when they have an incurable disease, tell people that they can't have babies, and don't forget the occasional Colonoscopy!

The man who makes sure you living and in perfect health. They work 24/7 and save people's lives and what do they get? Hate

A med school graduate Somehow commands a level of prestige in society beyond his means.

Scary. Very scary. Smiles, stabs you with needles, tells you everything is fine but it's really not...

What every little kid says they want to be, until they realize that blood is gross. And then they won't want to see "peepees" and sick old people.

licensed drug dealer

Someone who received 8 years of training in the art of deductive guessing and suffers from the mental condition called "I must be god".

A person who has spent many years in Medical School (Which is the hardest to get into and hardest period?) and gotten a degree they are known to be very rich

This word's usage is derived from shortening "damn right" to "dr" in internet instant messaging, which is of course the abbreviation for doctor. Occassionally it may be said so quickly and with so much aggression as to be pronounced "dotter".

A doctor is a person that has succeeded in research-related postgraduate studies of an extended period. Also known as a "doctor of philosophy". Some professions such as medical practitioners, dentists, chiropractors and optometrists have more recently corrupted use of the term for their own personal ends.

A person, sometimes unfortunately either a narcissist or someone who really needs to see a doctor themselves but lacks the executive functioning to work out that they have a problem which is not in the best interests of their patient. In all cases, if you are going to approach a doctor or any professional with Internet or external information, you had better be sure it's worthy or entertainable They are typically human in design, about 1.60- 2m in height, usually with 2 legs and the ability to raise or lower your blood pressure through their sheer confidence and aura of rationality. In a percentages of cases, a doctor is a person who uses their brain and their amazing knowledge banks to treat a person successfully without trying to keep them hanging on like a gravy train drip. These people will try and study your history instead of turning their virtual roulette wheel loaded with 36 drugs. These people should have the title Dr. DemiGod +

Doctors are People that have a dark streak and a psychotic dark side that like to get paid very well for stabbing people with needles, cutting people open this knifes, bringing bad news and all that dark devil worshiping. the red cross Sells blood to doctors, 'cause all doctors are vampires, obviously. The few are Zombies and eat the dead patients brains. How can I prove this? Whenever something bad happens, like a fire, or a car crash, Guess who's there? The paramedics, which are the Devil doctors servants. These "mobile" devil worshippers are even worse then doctors, they can find you anywhere. They have trucks, buses, Helicopters and other devil transportation. So we are never safe from these Doctors. So what shall we do? Take that white doctors coat and turn it into a straitjacket.

An idiot savant who fancies himself a genius.

Drug Dealer.

In most parts of the world even without a well established public healthcare system such as India, a doctor is someone who attempts to treat illnesses in people, fix injuries, and give valuable advice. They seem gloomy, and deppressive because they don't want to get your hopes up only to have you reinjured again(and they don't want to get sued for giving bad advice). In North America however they are exactly what most people associate lawyers with; shameless salesmen who just want to rip someone off for money. This is very capitalist, and one can hardly blame the doctor if every doctor in the country is doing it, but really they are not even helping themselves like this. Fun facts: Inability to pay medical bills are the cause of 80% of bankruptcies in America. GP visits in America usually cost upwards of $250, while in places like Australia which has roughly similar $ value, and the UK which has a much higher $ value, GP visits only cost $75 tops, usually including medicine costs.

See playing doctor

One who goes to school for 16ish years only to have no idea what is wrong with you.

A man or woman who claims to be an expert but just milks you of your money and practices extortion.

A person who fills you up with and attemps to analyse you behaviour

A pre-modifier to exagerate something, similar to the word "very."

doctor, n. - proper sense: someone who masters the art of exploiting holes in the public health system and the gullibility of the general public in order to work on amassing a fortune. can be someone who has sat and passed medical examinations, but exceptions are known. the exploit is built upon implemented trust as illustrated by key sentences (see below). doctor, n. - wider sense: someone who masters some type of art, often technical and elusive in nature.

drug dispensing walking lawsuits that are less informed then the internet phones people use.

Are devils. Not demons, Devils.

a inept person who injects you full of crack when your not looking. when they "take blood" they are actually injecting you with crack or giving you a disease that they will charge you to cure later on! if you complain theyll lock you in a room and stick icepicks in your balls!

Someone whom decides to take the MCAT, and stay in school for a minimum of 11 years, only to forget everything they learned before, during and inevitably after Medical School, Internship, Residency, and Fellowships. Then, they loose their ability to speak like a normal human being. Typically they speak like smartasses because they don’t know how to think – remember, 11+ years of school has made them as smart as a box of rocks. Most are oxygen thieves, whom should consider ending their lives to save the rest of us from having to deal with them. Doctors pretend to know all, but really know nothing more than what lies behind the tip of their nose.

verb: To add a cultural flavor to a food that has been prepared at the store. This process is usually done when a person does not have time to authentically prepare a dish.

What your dad yells at you to be if you're Asian

1. Is a person with an oversized ego, that goes to school for at least 11 years. This includes college, medical school and residency. 2. Is a person that has to over achieve because he has a small penis or she is an ugly bitch 3. Is a person that "practices" medicine on people only to get it wrong and is sued relentlessly out the ass

it is the word that describes having a shit and piss at the same time. Doctor (Shitpiss) is the full name.

b homo/b Rude pathetic idiot.

Either a person who heals people with their magical smarts or a miserable kid with that last name who, believe it or not, KNOWS THAT IF HE BECAME A DOCTOR HE WOULD BE DR. DOCTOR. Those of the latter groups would like to tell you to STOP SINGING DOCTOR DOCTOR. They really don't like that and you really aren't being original.

Someone who's a freaking perv. And based their entire life and career on their perv-i-ness.

a place you go to get your health checked

A tired, overworked, ex-visionary.

A qualified practitioner of medicine; a physician.