drunk


When you have to hold on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

A word defining a person who has had too much alcohol. See also: hammered, sloshed, shit-faced, tanked, blitzed, bombed, wrecked, three sheets to the wind, drunkened, loose, tipsy, defcon 1, well-done, trashed, jagged up, Irish, canned, smashed, fucked-up, intoxicated, inebriated, aniahalated, laced, (etc.)

There are several stages of drunkness. 1. Happy- The only reason you feel anything at all is because you're glad that you're beginning your alcohol binge. 2. Tipsy- Your first shot has taken effect. You feel as though you may "tip" over. 3. Buzzed- A slight pressure inside your head. You feel as though you can walk up to anyone in the bar and take them home tonight. 4. Drunk (aka sloshed)- Your limbs have stopped working the way you want them to. Speech slurred. You may also feel a sloshing feeling from the alcohol contents in your stomach. 5. Hammered- You're sitting on the floor of the club wondering how you got there. By now, the pressure in your head has elevated to a hammering feeling. 6. All fucked up- You have reached the trifecta of alcohol consumption! To reach this state, you probably have mixed your beers, wines, and liquors. Congratulations! 7. So drunk you act sober again- Rinse and repeat.

One's alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.

Chemically incovienenced

When the whole world seems awesome, inside voices do not exist, emotions know no bounds, everyone is ten times hotter, and the world is a happier place.

A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

Dr. Unk or one who is drunk... :)

Pronounced Deeeerrrunk.

a guys excuse for texting his ex in the middle of the night

The state you're in when you won't give two shits about what you say. You will be fucking uninhibited and won't give a shit what anyone thinks. You will be happy and motherfucking confident. You will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. Euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherfuckign 10................ So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way) Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

over drinking:acting different and crazy. telling people your scariest and darkest secrets. loving on all people around you. skipping around like a bunny in a field of daises. trying on thongs and painting your toenails a poop green. eating what ever is in sight. acting like an idiot who doesnt know where they are and couldn't less. singing/yelling baby by justin bieber.

when someone is under the influence of alcohol that causes them to do strange actions, or worse, get into a car crash.

Someone who drinks as much as an alcoholic but doesnt having a problem

When you fall over when trying to brush your teeth.

Larry Williams from St John Bosco high school and his father Big Larry. Here are a few things these guys said. "At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted to hear all my life. "My dad owns a liquor store." "I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast" "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"

The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol. OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

when you have to close one eye to keep people from splitting in two.

The inbetween stage of "tipsy" and "messy". Not the past tense of "to drink".

a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain

the perfect camouflage to blend in

someone that funneled 16 beers and an unknown amount of tequilla and then stands up and falls face first into the floor...then gets humped by "unknown"

The stage between drunk and plastered in which a person has become fully intoxicated but still has enough mental capacity to get his/her pants down before taking a leak.

1. Past tense of "drink". 2. Your girlfriend's dad. 3. Spinning without moving.

When a person has consumed too much alcohol and has no control over there body or actions.

What i am right now its kinda like i dont give a shit about anything wow im not depressed anymore whooo.

Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties. Caused or influenced by intoxication.

see: happy

You're not drunk until you're not conscious....

Normal operating condition. Several stages before being as pissed as a mattress.Still capable of most motor functions. Beer GPS not yet disabled. Low probability of self inflicted damage. Unlikely to become MPP. High possibility of continuing to {multiple} skanky bars in hi-jacked taxis. Waking routine normal.

an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink. A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.

a state of NIRVANA caused by alcohol.

Bane of the convenience store third shift clerk.

shitfaced

Drinking a half gallon of vodka, then puking and passing out.

An insult given when after a drinker points out to a non-drinker their skewed logic.

A word defining a person who had consume too much alcohol. Many people act in different ways when drunk.

A form of hydration involving alcohol.

By drinking so much beer (or other alchohol) you become the stupidest, clumsiest motherfucking fuckass around!!!! (except the guy that had more to drink than you)

George W Bush

It's my opinion that many of these definitions are written by drunk individuals. Further, as I am now drunk while writing this, I believe that the drunken scholars have always had a place in world discourse.

Intoxicated by alcohol. Preferably not a time to be driving! or making important decisions.. lmao

what most people are on the weekend

an alcoholic that does not attend AA meetings.

on of the great place to be, beside weed

had to much beers/alcohol and get wasted.

To be all shit-faced; noticeably inhibited physically, and mentally. Usually when one is drunk, he does dumb shit such as adding the definition of "drunk" to Urban Dictionary, which takes more than a half an hour to write legibly on his phone, while on the edge of the Golden Gate Bridge, beer in hand.

adj. A thing when usually contemptable hot chicks put out.

A good feeling.

The sort of experience most people aren't familiar with, though it almost happened on Honey, I Shrunk the Kids.

When nothing makes sense and you're rolling around on the floor screaming: " ELEPHANTS, AHHHHH BIG PINK HAIRY ELEPHANTS!"

Stoned, high, off the wall, drunk.

To be awesome; awe inspiring; kick ass

The action of fucking bitches when hungover.

To become heavily affected by the contents of alcoholic beverages.

The act of being so tired you act drunk. Side effects include getting hangry

mothafukin' drunk ass

To Not Make Sence Or To Not Be Understandable

Fun people that are wasted

when you have too much to drink. when my father gets drunk and beats the shit out of my mom and me.

Drunk,to consume a lot of alcohol, or to have alcoholism. brashedbombedbunked out,cocked,crapped,drunk,dinged,defribulated,fucked,fanned,gooned,hammered,intoxicated,jocked,jimmied,loonied,munched,raped,rapped,slammed,sloshed,

To be mentally unstable. To make very bad decisions.

when u so damn stupid u dont kno wut ur talkin about or wut ur doin b/c ur so full os alcohol.

A gimped version of high.

Insult; a person of the Irish nationality

the past tense of the verb drink--- not really. only in slang.

Bane of the convenience store third shift worker.

An alcoholic. Often describes an old tramp, typically associated with alcohol addiction.

noun (collective). a number of intoxicated and obnoxious individuals carousing, feeding, or traveling together. Most approriate when the group consists of individuals in their twenties or thirties. (pl. drunks)

D.R.U.N.K = Drinking Relaxes Unborn Neurotic Kids

also known as "Hella Irish"

Verb: The act of when an article of clothing does not or will not fit properly. Or does not fit the way it used to.

Someone who does something extremely stupid, without the aid of alcohol

sleep deprived

Leo last night at the party

A t-shirt that hangs low by the collar due to excessive wearing or harsh treatment.

the state that hannah is currently in

When Ashely is lit and naked

a person like my self that love to drink all day any where any time and stays faded

To be really unconscious and unable to speak by the act if drinking intoxicated beverages ;slurs and may blubber; if you have never been drunk you are either: 1)not socially active or 2) have a really good liver

When a man has more than 5 beers

I AM SOOOOOOOOO DRUNKKKKK, IIIIII SLATTTHERED MYSLEF WITHHHH BLOOOOOOOOOOODY BOOBS.

When you drink to much you get drunk. You act retarded and don't remeber what happened.

Drinking moonlight

in a state, where you would do anything that you wouldn't do if you were sober.

You know... That good feeling you are having after 10 cups of "Red Bull"