a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary
A language Samuel L. Jackson speaks.
Either means the people of England or a sadly mangled language. Once belonging to the Germanic Anglo-Saxons, the language has since become influenced by scores of other languages, slowly destroying the English language and its structure and rules. Shanty (From Gaelic "Sean taigh"("old house")), galore (from Gaelic "gu leòr" ("enough")), whiskey (from Gaelic "uisge" ("water")), hamburger (from "Hamburg steak"), flower (from French "fleur", itself from Latin "flor"), bloom (from German "blum" ("flower")) and countless other words from so many other languages have, for better or worse, steeped into English.
The english language has been tied down gagged and gang raped by skater fags, gangsta's and wiggers who all like to shove slang in its ass.
the most expressive language on the face of the earth. although widely insulted for it's strange spelling and grammar, no other major language on earth can convey ideas as precisely or as diversely as the english language. This is largely because of the huge amount of words that make up the english language, which dwarfs the vocabularies of other languages by comparison. it's name is derived from the anglo-saxons. anglo-saxon--->anglish--->english
A language that only really intelligent people know how to speak correctly.
The language that former Pres. George W. Bush is still trying to learn.
to paraphrase from Pulp Fiction:
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1. A quirky little langauge that you wont have a chance of understanding unless you jump in with both feet. English often makes little sense when anylised but is certainly fun none the less, and which by some ungodly reason managed to spread to pretty much most of the world. 2. An even quirkier group of people that can do things downright eccentric, flamboyant or outragous and still maintain their dignity. A group of people that have ministries not departments, tea not coffie and an accent renouned in most of the world. An englishman has a natural born ability of self depreciation, a complex sense of humour (with a 'u'), and a brilliant cricket team (just dont tell the australians that). The english are also rather renouned for complaining about the weather or lack-there-of.
A. The main language spoken in the British Isles, the USA, Canada and Australia. B. A person who comes from England. There are 4 main types of English person: 1. The Posh Nob The steroetypical english person who died out in the 1800s. Typically seen as well spoken, wearing a bowler hat and moustache, and swiping away poor people with his cane. 2. The Farmer Typical of most rural places in England. Normally an overweight middle-aged man wearing dirty overalls and a straw hat. Most common phrases are "Ooo-ar!" and any swearword concievable. Not as gentle as they look. 3. The Chav A growing breed of English person. Loud, aggressive, obsessed with their looks and becoming a 'gangsta'. Normal IQ is about 31. Reproduces at an alarming rate. 4. The Non-English English Person That asian bloke who runs the Off-Licence. For any American readers there is an easy way to tell the difference between the English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh. This is vital if you wish to tour the UK in one piece: 1. Irish people get drunk and fight each other. 2. English people get drunk and shag each other. 3. Welsh people get drunk and shag sheep. 4. Scottish people get drunk and fight each other. Then they sober up and continue to fight each other.
Someone or somthing originating from England. A small island in western europe, this island is also shared by wales, and scotland. Many stereotypes are related back to the english. Such as wearing big top hats, speaking in a posh or stuck up accent, being rich, being agressive and moody and living in castles. These are all bullshit. I'm english and I'd love to be one rich motherfucker. All I am is a middleclass open minded student who has nothing against anyone. In the 'ye olde times' we did happen to gangrape most of the world (about 3/4 to be precise) but back then everyone was trying to do the exact same, we were just better. This makes many people angry, such as the Scottish, the Americans aaaand hell every other country in the world really (apart from the ones whoses asses we saved). So please learn from this guys, we english are not all football hooligans, nor are we all Lords and Ladies of Yorkshire, the majority of us are just nice, friendy people who are activley seeking to make the world a better place. Apart from Tony Blair, do not gauge us by his actions. Hes a cunt. So's Gordon Brown.
A language hardly anyone can speak correctly.
The English language originated from England and throughout early centuries was mostly forced upon most of the world's inhapitants. It is one of the most common languages spoken in modern times. English is the nationality of any who were born in England, the term "British" is mainly used by English people to describe themselves abroad. English people receive a lot of vocal abuse directly and indirectly from other nationalities. There is a lot of hatred of us from around the world not to mention hatred in Britain, because we gave them reasons to hate us, the British Empire for one; it travelled a large majority of the world and conquered foreign lands and enslaved it's indegious civilians, but don't forget, us English people were once invaded and conquered, i.e The Roman Empire, the Normans and Scandinavian Vikings. There are a lot of English idiots who are bigots and take other people for granted very easily, the common English twat who normally hates the Irish, welsh and scottish people without ever meeting one, the common English nice bloke sometimes likes to go down to the pub and have a pint and chat with its patrons, make sure their kids grow up right and be respectful but not be pushovers, as the same with a lot of other people. I for one who is obviously English grew up not hating people who aren't white, because I was related to people had black skin. England's history is very interesting despite it's brutality and sadism; my favourite country is Wales for it's beautiful mountainous landscape which looks nice on sunny days, some people think Wales has bad weather but where other places doesn't have bad weather, even though it has been a long time since I visited Wales and someday plan on going back, I've never been to Ireland but I am going on a trip there next year and I haven't been to Scotland. I am 17 and have been a lazy twat all summer but will be going to college and when I turn 18, reality will kick my arse.twat
spin on a pool ball or billiards ball (they are very different games). Comes from the fact that this technique came here from English players when they brought the game and their skillz here
It dies with each word we speak...
The unoffical international language.
1. to put great effort towards doing as little as possible. 2. Adj. to describe the act of getting out of a work scenario. 3. v. To talk or act (pretend) there is an emergency elsewhere in order to remove oneself from a work environment
1.A major Germanic language spoken by by from England, America, Canada,Some carribean countries, parts of south America. It is the most widely spoken germlang in the world and the most popular of the indo European. As a Germanic language it's rules where pretty simple. The language slowly began to lose major features such as gender,and case and conjunctions. After the defeats to the Norman franks in 1066 The English language began adopting words from the French, with the adoption of words it also adopted a few peculiarities including unnecessary double constants eg.In the word unnecessary, Silent letters, Spelling unnecessary endings that are not pronounced eg. Boutique. Some of these are admirably due to sound changes, but the spellings remained the same due to French culture of formality.Spelling peculiarities grew worst when English decided to adopt words from other languages without changing their spelling. 16th and 17th century was filled with combining Latin and Greek words to sound more technical than each other so words the Technosophy people by like What's that? adopting words like Czech, Ocean,etc. Spelling no longer matches pronunciation. Most native speakers are unaware just how much they differ. 2.Refer to people of England, Settlers of the Anglo-Saxon tribe. Derived from: The word is derived from the Old Germanic word meaning corner. Other Derived words: Ankle Angle Handle (All relating to corner)
Possibly the worst class ever. You have to take it all 4 years of high school and it's a year long class. It's the most pointless class. Like you only will need to know how to read and write, not how to identify symbolism or some crap like that. The amount of authors we have today have decreased dramatically thanks to english. It's also a big waste of time, as english teacher's force you to write a 5 page paper in just one night. They don't understand we have a life other than school. Plus it also ruins your self confidence. You feel very confident about your 5 page paper you spent hours on, only for english teachers to find like a billion tiny mistakes and force you to write it over again. They also think that you can't have a life without proper grammar knowledge. But we live in a society where Grammarly exist, so we don't need to learn Grammar. Also according to english teacher's, ACT and SAT Vocabulary is the most important thing in the world, as they assign 30 vocabulary words and a test the next day. Nobody needs to know what "relentless" means as we don't use that everyday.
Incredibly powerful and brutal race of people. Renowned worldwide for the ability to fight, hence why they are assiciated with lions, dragons, bulldogs etc, while the rose represents beauty.
put spin on a pool shot in such a way as to make the cue ball travel in a curve
A language that the Americans stole off us Brits!
The greatest race on earth.
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the dirtiest part of literature often used in school
THE worst class ever.
The United States is a nation of immigrants, with residents that speak a number of different languages and have ties to a number of different cultures. Presently, the United States does not have an official language, although according to the 2000 U.S. Census, 92 percent of the U.S. population over the age of 5 speaks English. Legislation making English the official language would have serious unintended repercussions. For example, it would eliminate bilingual education services, prohibit the use of a translator in court, ban the use of another language by employees of the federal government, and bar the printing of any government documents in other languages. Paradoxically, making English the official language would probably result in less people speaking English because non-English speakers would no longer receive information on English classes. Such a policy would also pose a public safety issue by prohibiting a federal law enforcement agent from using a language other than English to gather information about a crime and question potential suspects or victims. While I do believe all people residing in this country should learn English, making it the "official language" is not the way to go. That is why I would vote to make English the national and unifying language of the United States. Making English the "national and unifying" language rather than the "official" language avoids the unintended consequences discussed above. Instead of focusing our energies on making English the official language of the United States, we should do everything possible to ensure that our new citizens and residents have the opportunity to achieve English proficiency so they are able to fully participate in our society.
The best looking women with the sexiest accents on this beautiful little rock we call Earth. This coming from a Scottish man.
a mix of german,french,celtic, and norse dialects that is now i think the most used language in the world random fact more people speak english in china than the in the USA a people who colonised most of the world including america much to their annoyence lol they can take the piss with all their false stereotypes such as the constant use of toodle pip and other random shite no1 has sed since the 1800s but ur just takn the piss outta ur family lol hardly any1 speaks posh lyk the queen only the odd wierdo or american tryn to fit in... english is split in2 many accents such as liverpudlian, brummie, cornish, devonian, cockney, queen's, mancs and many more the accents are known to change between towns seperated by no more than a few miles! given the grammar is fukd up but thats language but whn u think other europian languages give objects genders which changes verb form and all sorts of shit just accept and get over it
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The person is asking if harm was done. It can be traced back from the following degeneration: 1. "Are you okay?" 2. "You okay?" 3. "u k?" 4. "U.K.?"
the Amish term for "non-Amish," without reference to actual English ancestry or language
a slang term used in continental europe to describe BDSM/bondage service, usually from a brothel. this is because the english were a bunch of secret perverts, because of victorian repression. it's still used today, because we're STILL a bunch of perverts, just less secretive about it.
A language of German, French, Latin, Nordic and Celtic descent.
Once the primary language of the United States. The primary language is now TxtTalk.
Race of German barbarians who historically wade in the blood of Scots, Irish, Welsh, and loads of other innocent peoples; and are the people who run Britain. English have a history if bleeding other peoples dry for their labor and natural resources. Very cunning, two-faced People. They are very polite to the face, and talk very nastily behind your back; unless they are drunk in a pub;- in which case they will start singing racist songs. There are two types of English people. One class is very very intelligent and capable, the other class is fairly stupid and capable of getting manipulated by the cleverer class. But as a combination they are very efficient. English people are very hard-working people, and dislike lazy south asians and wogs very much. Pretty soon there won't be an English race, because the Pakis will soon out-breed them, and the blacks, who are prefered by the English lasses for their longer dicks and coolness, will soon finish their easy automatic mission of mongrelizing the English race. Never go into an English pub, the local English buggers get very nasty once they are drunk - as compensation for their false politeness when they are sober. Don't say I didn't warn you.
The language your using to read this definition
1. A people whose main form of crime is drive-by arguments, and police officers with funny hats who cudgel hobos. They are arrogant and annoying bastards. 2. The most prevalant language in todays world, and the cause of a lot of problems i.e when native american children who beaten unless they spoke it. English is a bastardized form of Latin. But even though it is evil, you should still respect it as a language, and stop using it like the morons on Neopets!
The (not uptight part of the) English culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the Flemish culture, the Scottish culture and this one.
1: A bastardised and relatively young language that is incredibly versatile and also sounds better than any other language when put to music. One of the advantages of the versatility of English and its' relative youth is the ability to absorb the best parts of other languages whilst ignoring the silly bits. French people are jealous of the English language because although theirs' sounds much sexier when spoken, it has a million stupid rules which the rest of the world has no patience for. 2: People born within England (not Britain or UK). A mongrel tribe of excessively agressive people who, not content with slaughtering the indiginous peoples of the British Isles, took their agression on a worldwide mission brutally slaughtering and repressing peoples covering the entire globe (unless the french or spanish beat them too it, which was not often due to their laziness). English people work longer hours than almost any other country in Europe (compensated for by alcoholism) and have a generally shitty quality of life, despite this they maintain an arrogant superiority which engenders hatred for them throughout the world (especially in Ireland, Scotland, & Wales). Although the British government is responsible for the island of Britain it is an essentially English government so any hatred towards the 'British' should be directed first and foremost at the English (rather than Welsh or Scottish). 3. Much the same as definition two, a cunning and deceitfull bastard that will smile at your face whilst planning to give you a right royal fucking (and not in a nice way). Also a nationalistic moron whose patron saint was a Roman Soldier from eatern Europe given to the English by their Norman masters, although the real patron saint of England (and stil of the royal Family) is Edward the Confessor - an Englishman!.
The natural language of the human body.
Amish slang for non-Amish people or wearing non-Amish garb and hairstyles.
The word Americans, British, Canadians, and Australians use to refer to all languages.
A language that is famous, because of Donald Trump
a language spoken by most americans. which is also this definition is in english.
A grotesque combination of German(ic), Latin, Greek, Norse, and Old French that has the "privilege" to be one the prominent languages of Western society (primarily the United States and United Kingdom, and their former colonies). Even native 100th generation speakers of the language struggle to use it in a meaningful way. Only one man in history, William Shakespeare, has been able to utilize the language in a respectable fashion (and there's debate if he was truly responsible for his work). The rest of English-speakers tend to give up on mastering the language in High School, or just talk about something significant enough that the quality of the English doesn't matter. Urban Dictionary itself is an example of the nightmare that the English language truly is. If you plan on trying to learn English as a second language, I wish you luck.
The most confusing languages ever created(?). It doesn't seem to make any sense at all whatsoever. It's filled with silent letters, oxymorons, and every other kind of grammatical error you can think of.
The language this is written in
A language so hard for French and German people to learn because of how fecked up it is. We frickin' stick silent letters anywhere!
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1. A bastard tongue which mixes a little bit of everything into one language creating one of the most confusing bits of chaos ever concieved by man. 2. Someone from across the pond who gets their kicks by beating up the Irish.
A covert way of saying marijuana, usually preceded by "studying", as in "studying English" or "doing English homework" means smoke weed.
A language formally popular in the United States, predicted by scholars to become extinct by year 2020.
a bend, or curve, often pertaining to a pool shot or a penis.
A group of people or the much maltreated (by its original speakers) language. The former are racists who allow tabloids and rampant racism to rule their lives and government (look at Phillip). The latter is simultaneously one of the most and least expressive of the gamut of poetic languages of the world. The idea of the concept word is foreign (why are they stealing our jobs and seeking asylum?!) to most English speakers but it has managed to become one of the major business languages of the world.
The only language many Americans think is all they'll ever need and what all U.S. immigrants are unfairly expected to learn.
The highest scoring NBA player from the 1980's who played for the Denver Nuggets. His shots reportedly had so much spin that they would be redirected towards the basket after bouncing off the front rim. The term can be used to describe a shot in any sporting event that involves putting spin on a ball.
1. A bunch of wimps who tried to conquer Scotland multiple times but failed each time; the only reason "Great Britain" exists is because of a SCOTTISH king who took the throne of England and ended up betraying his own kin. 2. Germanic peoples that deny their heritage because of a hatred of Germany.
-superior to Norwegian people, especially those from Aalesund. - the more superior kind of English person is those that are short and have curly ginger hair. They are awesome
it is the language that is said all over the world, from all countries that are or were in the british empire. it is an ugrade and and more sencable verision of welsh, whish was the language that was spoken in england many moons ago' then someone desided to change it to make it more appropriate.
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a useless subject that should not be taught in schools. it is so that teachers may pick at your work, this subject is unreasonably marked
1. A race of people despised by more than half the world. They are inferior to all the countries they tried to colonise, such as Ireland, America, India, Africa and more. They do not excel at anything, especially war. 2. A language forced on many countries which is now being maimed and transformed. Maybe that will teach the pricks not to force it on other cultures.
A nationality of people who like to eat fish and chips and ride big red buses all day long. They are normally ignorant and rather annoying. The average IQ of a typical English person is around 20 and all other nationalities are roughly 100.
a rolled cigarette with a bit of weed mixed in made famous by joe strummer.
Powerful solvent when applied to unstable polymers. Often mistaken for language, culture, and geographic place which we all know did not really happen in the alternate universe in which english dissolves those damn polymers.
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The English claim to be Anglo-Saxons, this is a myth invented in the 18th century to ingratiate themselves with their new German king. Their language was introduced by Roman auxilliaries and comes originally from the Dutch but most of its words are French. The people themselves are mainly Welsh with maybe 10% Danish Vikings, their favourite food is curry and they will drink anything with alcohol in it. Riddled with a class system that dates back to the Norman Conquest, an Englishman only has to open his mouth to be instantly codified and stratified in terms of his town of origin, wealth, education and social status.
The language invented by white people.
Its a thing i use and maybe you use... If you dont know what English means i think you didnt take a good pre-school
A language you can learn from a young age but never really understand.
That middle school class that you never mined that much and actually kinda liked it but everyone (even your friends) though you needed a lot of mental help.
Why the fuck do you need the definition of English you fucking idiot
1. A language treated as a de facto official language by the U.S, New Zealand, Australia, and the UK. It is recognized as a de facto language by multiple countries, though having variations within the rules for each one. It is West Germanic language, which originally began in early medieval England. 2. A term for citizens of England, and the people that reside within that territory.
The language everyone says they are fluent in, but really aren't
Adventurous and fearless. The most beautiful hair and eyes. Her smile and laugh light up a room. English is very hard on herself, but she can't help it. Everyone except herself knows she's an out right bombshell. Boys are afraid of her, they think she is out of their league, because few guys have the courage to talk to a girl that amazing. English at can at times be a sarcastic animal,but only when she has good reason. She is so kind to everyone. She'll always be there when you need her, even if you've hurt her, she will always care even though you once didn't. English will make you laugh, but she doesn't think she's funny. Consider yourself BLESSED if English lets you hang around her.
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English is a subject in school. Normally you write or learn about history in English. English has many rules and not a lot of people agree with these rule. For example when texting people often don't put punctuation at the end of a sentence.
A language that makes no sense what so ever
The new language that people can't understand
A dumb language created by people who wanted to make life and communication harder.
The official language of the country of What.