french


a language that, if spoken, will get you more pussy than you can imagine

The love language

A people who have the guts to disagree with Bush. Unlike most other Western European countries, they have never been at war with the USA, and have been actively allied with us in the Revolutionary War and World War I. The battlefield of Europe: The French generally dislike war due to the fact that almost half of the battles of modern Europe were fought of French soil, and the French civilians have perished by it, on their land, for over two millenia. The second country (America was the first) to have a major revolution which favored Democracy (it didn't work out all that well). They even gave us an enormous statue for that fact.

The love language

the greatest language in the world to say f*ck you in many ways.

Someone who comes from France or of French descendant, or anything that has to do with with the country, its language, food and culture.... Most of the French people I've met are really nice and friendly people. But from that, they are also wild and crazy. That's because most of them are liberal, they don't really care much about what people say or do. See freedomAnd most of them smoke too. But I guess it would be fun to party with them.

Disrespected folks who actually contributed to the founding America. You can still see the influence of French culture in the Southeastern United States, where one of the biggest Mardi Gras celebrations are held in Louisiana.

The people who live in the country France. The French are responsible for assistance to America in the Revolutionary War, the war in 1812, WWI and WWII and more. The French are also responsible for giving the United States one of the most historical and recodnized landmarks, the Statue of Liberty. Many dislike the French due to them not supporting the War in Iraq, but many of those that dislike the French opposed the War in Iraq. Very strange we hate a country for choosing a side a lot of us are on...

Born in France, belonging or relating to France, France's national language. French is a worlwide synonym for classy, elegant, charmant and (together to Italian) fashion and cuisine. French culture has dominated Europe for almost three centuries where nobles - from England to Russia - have spoken French to show their cultural and social high condition. French language is (as Italian, Spanish and others) a neo-latin language. It is also typical diplomacy language, spoken in Switzerland and Belgium (where French is official language) and in Canada too. It's the best known foreign language in Italy, Spain, West Germany (countries near to France and connected with French Culture) and even in Algery, Tunisy, Maroc, many African countries, Madagascar, Liban, Syria, Vietnam, Laos, Haiti (former French colonies) - at least till 1985 - and in French departments (Guyana, Polinese, New Caldonia, Guadaloupe, many Caribbean countries etc.). Even in Eastern Europe during Cold War, French - after Russian - was preferred as international language. French is still the 5th or 6th more spoken language in the world and a reference point (different from anglo-american one but not opposing to) for all free and educated people.

they make up the three W's that describe them best. they have the best Wine, Women, and Weapons.

French One of the best ethnicities to be. Great food, great lifestyles, great everything. These guys, always kick-ass Latin people, who don't eat Snails all the time.

the sexiest guys on earth, who do the most amazing combinations of things like art and skateboarding. also they're not afraid to be open about the fact that they want to get into your pants.

A person who is of the country France in western Europe. Often mistaken for being rude, the French don't like it when people come into their country and just expect them to speak English. If you speak French to the French, they are very nice. Also they tend to be more liberal, a testimony to their very good education system. However, they smoke too much.

1. The language of sex. 2. The language that makes babies.

1.French : the second most used language in the business world. Also the official language used to write treaties because it is the world's most concise language. 2.Also a major influence on the Engish language (arguably half of English words originate from French, and another large percentage from other languages such as German, etc) 3. French fries are not French, oddly enough. They're Belgian. But still an official French speaking country. 4.The official language, if not secondary language in a shite load of countries 5. Me! bwahahahahahaha

This is not a definition. A lot of the them already here are spot on. This is just to clear things up. No one outside America stereotypes the French as being cowards. Few people consider them to be rude. Those are just stereotypes invented by the most stereotyped people around(Americans) to make themselves feel better.

A word that used to be affiliated with 'fries' until Bush-head decided that France was evil.

1.) Country where most of the first technological advances occured. (1st human bionic heart transplant, 1st face transplant, 90% of all vaccines are created and packaged) 2.) All the best champagne comes from Champagne, France. 3.) France runs the fassion industry. In France, different trends will always, and have always, appear(ed) 3 years before it arrives in New York, or any other country in the world. 4.) The most romantic language of all. 5.) The best cheese comes from France. 6.) The best place to vacation is the Cote d'Azur (Southern France) I'm from the United States, and most Americans hate the French because we have a c*ck sucking, idiot-bag president who can barely spell Franch, I mean French.

To kiss using tongues.

The language people to get MADPUSS

When French is used in a sexual sense, as it often is, "French" is often used as a euphemism for oral sex in the escort world. A "French lesson" is a visit to a prostitute. "Greek" culture is anal sex and "English" culture is BDSM. "Roman" is orgies and "Swedish" is a full-release massage. If someone speaks the language without an interpreter, it means they perform the act without a condom. It is mainly used to advertise escort services without fear of being busted by police for prostitution. Pardon my French, ie, pardon the vulgarity from my mouth.

The best people ever. Why? No reasons, we just are.

Much more refined, much more sophisticated, and much more cultured compared to some Americans.

1)The language of the people who live in France. 2)Short for French kiss which means to put your tongue in someone's mouth when you kiss them.

1. Generally anything from the country of France, in Western Europe. 2. Possibly the second most hated group of human beings on the planet (next to Americans of course), for reasons that vary from person to person. 3. The official language of France, and some of its neighboring countries, such as Belgium, etc. Fun to learn, but difficult to master.

A language which I like speaking.

a language that, if spoken, will get you more pussy than you can imagine

another way of saying "I give up" or "I forfeit"

1. Freedom 2. Coming from France, a country in Western Europe that some Americans find it necessary to make up facts about ("duuuh..the french lose in every war the fight..huhuhuh") because they don't act inferior to the US.

People or language of France. Modern "romance" language evolved from the Frankish (Germanic) race/language when Roman soldiers imported Latin into the occupied regions of Gaul (Gallia). The soldiers spoke an abbreviated (simplified) Latin which the Franks further simplified into a creolized version (this "pidgeon" Latin eventually evolved into modern French).

the most retarded, gay, fucked up language there ever was and ever will be. No one likes it.

tonsil hockey, commonly played by teenagers.

The French are people that come from France. The men are usually handsome, very slightly darker skinned than the rest of Europe, but they come in many different flavors. French men adore perfume and smell very nice and can sometimes be rude without realizing it; it is a cultural thing. French men are quite romantic and know to please women. The country itself is a very beautiful country with lots of love and grumpy people flowing through it. French women are considered some of the hottest. They are intelligent, sexy, funny but smoke too much. French women have the best breasts on the planet. Firm and smooth, they are a pleasure to look at and to feel. French women are cute, artistic, and opinionated. The French are quite liberal in general and will do things that may shock the average person.

a. Use to describe a person who lives in/originates from the country of France, in Europe. b. Use to describe any object which originates from the country of France, in Europe. c. The official language of France. d. All Greek to me. e. Not Italian. At all. Whatsoever.

A sad sad language. Called the language of love but in reality is is the language of sadness. Everyone who takes French class knows this, French is hard to learn and makes you very sad. Every day I am pursicuted for liking French. All the kids who take Spanish verbally attack me IN SPANISH and I cannot take it anymore. I’m just so sad all the time because I want to speak French but not have to learn it you know. I cannot handle the Spanish kids bullying me and the French teacher asking me how to say “Can I go to the bathroom” in French every time I need to piss. So yah.... FRENCH IS A SAD SAD LAUNGUGE

Language and nationality of people from France. Nationality of, quite frankly, one of the greatest players ever to wear the Red Shirt - Eric "Dieu" Cantona!!! Other notable French players who've worn the Red Shirt: Fabian Barthez, Laurent Blanc, Louis Saha, Mikael Silvestre

A bad ass who doesn’t take no ones shit.

n- 1. A kissing style involving slipping one's tongue into the other's mouth, playing with the other's tongue, and so on 2. The language of France 3. A term used for impolite language 4. The people of France v- The act of kissing in aforementioned fashion (see n-1 above) adj- 1. Originating from France 2. A false descriptive given to many American products, such as French fries and French toast.

A person or object originating from the Western-European country of France.

A bunch of cowards that would prefer to surrender and suck their own dicks rather then fight and die for a worthy cause. Also, look up Canada(Although, there are no good definitions about it on Urban dictionary).

People from the Country of France. Also a language. Don't ask me if they're considered Southern European or not because I don't know.

Oral sex, on male or female.

Someone who helps you for a long period of time, only to have you spit in his face at the first disagreement.

One of the romance languages, originating from the area that is currently the nation of France.

Describing natives of France...highly inadequate, in particular the male species and consequently feel the need to post descriptions of themselves as studs, god's gift to women, romeos, the saviours of the US....and so on... If their self perpetuating descriptions were accurate...they would have been written by neutrals...non french! The women (les francaises) have a tendancy to dislike all other women - French or otherwise due to their innate insecurities and will never be seen in the company of fellow females unless extremely large or physically challenged to ensure they are not threatened.

A cunt

blow job; fancified euphemism for oral sex

Adjective---negative and derogatory slangs applied to persons who exhibit the following: 1. slang for a person, meaning “dirty” or “smelly” due to a lack of regural hygienic maintenance. 2. a coward; if you call someone French you are saying that they would rather surrender than fight and die for a noble cause. 3. One who is perceived or assumed to be sexually promiscuous and venereal disease ridden. One who has no regard for morals-- civil ones and theological. 4. One who enjoys consuming frogs and snails. 5. One who is exceedingly flamboyant and mistaken for being homosexual. 6. a person possessing physical characteristics that are stereotypically yet popularly used to portray French people such as in pictures, cartoons, movies and caricatures. These characters usually are portrayed sporting berets, striped flamboyantly skin-tight shirts, and ugly ill-fitting pants. They will almost always have a huge shnoz (nose) with a lit cigarette dangling loosely from the lips. A Thin creepy mustache that sometimes curls at the end will also be a red flag trait along with stubble all over their oily skin. Their facial expression and countenance always appears as if they are tired and haven’t slept for days, or as if they are coming out of a hang over (which they probably are). Sometimes this is accompanied by a slightly creepy lethargic smile usually leading one to believe they are thinking dirty thoughts about the next young woman to cross their paths on the Parisian streets. They usually reek of a combination of old moldy cheese, wine and cigarettes, and a nauseating dose of body odor. They usually have baguettes under there arm; it is unknown what they do with this baked good.

1. A person from the Western-European country of France, who thinks his/her country has the best education system in the world but he/she is unable to say a proper sentence in any other modern language. 2. A person who thinks his/her country is the best because he/she has not been in other countries. 3. A person who uses to take a shower only once a week, and change clothes only when they stink and think she/he is cool for doing so. 4. A fanatic left wing person who thinks work and richness are evil and Stalin was a genius. 5. A male homosexual. 6. A married man who likes when his wife cheats on him. 7. A person who fears change and modernity.

A derogatory term, when said to somebody residing in the United Kingdom. Generally meaning that they are a coward/pussy Stop being so French. A phrase used to say to someone, to stop being such a pussy. Generally used by english kids forced to learn french. See also surrender monkey

Inhabitant of the country France. They seem not to speak english and they really don't speak english because they're french. Evenly the language of France's folk.

the french are a wimpy country

According to the some of the "definitions" here, French means Oral Sex and Evil.

The most cowardly people in the Western world. They like to think their shit doesn't stink, just because their ancestors built an awesome culture. or something. That's really all that I see about them. Superficial attention whores. The only reason people like the French is because of their culture. Which is a pretty shallow reason to like them. The modern French people are total douches, they are dumb as hell, and they have not lived up to their ancestors' names. They are descendants of Gallo and Breton Celts, Frankish Germans, & Greco-Italians. They preach about left-wing ideas such as tolerance, while being xenophobic themselves. Basically its a PC Marxist shithole, where reality is ignored & contradictory lives run rampant. They are also tolerant of Muslims & Jews, Gypsies & other leaches. (I have no idea why the French waste time on these people...) (Even Cajuns don't like French people. I should know ... I am one. Don't believe me? I can prove it....Last name is FONTENOT, family is originally from VENDEE, POITOU and BRITTANY...I live in Louisiana. Born of mostly Catholic family. Am a Deist. And I do know who Bonaparte, Voltaire and Clovis are. And yes, I CAN point France out on a map......How many French people can point out, Louisiana I wonder..) As an American with Cajun French ancestry, I really have to laugh at all of these French nerds bashing CMT and rednecks on this website. (As if there is anything fuckin wrong with being country in the first place.) Fagz.

ugly annoying snobby people who always have a bad attitude . they talk as if they have something stuck in their nose. they think there better then everyone else and there racist

used as a descriptive adjective for something that is stupid, weird, or gay.

a word used in substitution for the commonly misused words gay and retarded which by using, one can avoid the harmful stigmatism attached to the previously mentioned words which often attach the state of being gay or retarded with a negative connotation

The new slang used to replace queer, stupid, dumb, weak, sensitive, gay and retarded.

Originating from the country of France. The French are known as a wimpy group of people, who generally surrender even when someone goes "boo". They are famous for not using any type of deoderant, and for their cheese.

simply another word for the term 'gay' commonly used by todays youth to imply that something is homosexual

the only race of people that can't defend France

Someone who is of French desent or an asshole: egotistical, nationalistic, stuck up, and hates everything other then people like him. He also gives up at the first sign of danger. Can be found hating on stronger countries in groups, like the USA, Englan, and Russia. Can be used to describe someone who acts this way also.

a derrogatory term created by people from ocean acres. if your french your not really wanted and everyone hates you.

the only race of people that can't defend France

The worlds biggest pussies. They talk feminine and fight weak.

The language of the prostitute

louis a short french guy that is someone's booty call.

To ask for free food, or to basically snake anything:- from dinner to a bedroom.

the act of taking acid, originated from a random french laugh picked up for a night

The favored replacement word for using "gay" when you mean dumb, silly, quirky, etc.

Someone who sucks at life, tron, and ultimate friz.

a rude incompetent individual who is extremely overweight yet completely oblivious to the notion

I've noticed that the French seem to take pride in their work. Great, I as an American take pride in my work too. But you cant say the French helped build America, as we Americans killed the occasional Frenchman trying to take over our 13 original colonies. So we werent all fine and dandy during America's start. And also, we as Americans helped the French out a lot during their time, (such as war), of need and are still great trading partners with the French. But I dont really see the French helping back in modern times. America helped you during WW1 and WW2 but once we Americans get in trouble with Iraq, the French back out. Thanks for the great help. And dont say you give us weopons. We dont use them because well . . . they suck. Most jam after one or two shots literaly. I'm not saying our weopons are perfect, some of them blow up in our faces. But we admit it. So average french guy = Nice, kind hearted, a little shaky around Americans. No reason to be. We're fair people.

A asshat son of a bitch that thinks there better then Everyone here

the worst language ever (No offense to french people)

A more insulting version of coward. Its potency can be increased by adding a military rank or position.

When you wanna sound fancy you use French words