gym


The place you get in car to go to but always end up in the McDonald's across the street. Yah we all see you sweating but that's cause it's hot in that McDonald's and your fat isn't helping. Stop lying to your wife about going, she knows you don't. The reason we eat so much.

A holy temple to those who do not have a serious job and are not attending college. A gym usually has free weights, weight machines, benches, and a track or track machines for cardio workouts. To utilize the power of the gym, one must be there for a majority of the days of the week, a few hours at a time, working on different areas of the body each day. Do not be one of the idiots who goes there just to bench press... that is a guido workout and will give you nothing but man boobs.

A place a lot of ppl some consider visiting. But then again a lot of ppl don't make improvements there because either they're too lazy or they're too busy looking at girls/guys.

a gymnasium(an abbreviation)

A place where you go to do exercises and work out, A place where fat people go to try and loose weight, A place where cheating married women go to start up affairs behind their hard working husbands back A place for posers

A place where lots of people can watch you jiggle in a pathetic attempt to excersize

Where sexual harassment and mental abuse occurs. Hell, essentially.

a place were people go do exercise and access equipment that they other wise cant. people go to the gym for different reasons someone might go there to gain muscle another person might go there to increase there metabolism or there over all fitness level . Its not just a place were people go that have nothing else to do or just build muscle. If someone wanted to become a PE teacher or a personal trainer they will have to of had some time at the gym.its as much a learning environment as a physical one

The natural habitat of many variants on the species known as douche bags. Thought to be where said douche bags perform mating calls, it is actually our understanding that it is just a place to hone useless muscles to ridiculous extents. There are two forms of gym: The one mentioned above is referred to as "the mating grounds". The second is "the proving grounds" or for normal people, High School Gym, where adolescent douche perfect theirs acts of douche-baggery and eventually develop into the ultimate douche.

Acronym for Get Your Money. Mainly stating that Im getting my money so it all works out and you get your money so we all are getting money. Get Your Money or GYM.

A group of 3 or more Douchebags

1. Where really skinny or fat guys go to get buffed so they can compensate for either a small penis or a poor self-image. 2. Where married women go to meet ex-skinny/ex-fat buffed guys to cheat on their husbands.

See Gymnasium

it stands for Guan Yin Ma - a popular Buddhist figure that is well known in Asia

A place were you use your left over hours to suppesvly "loose wieght" but all you really do is check out guys / girls and eat shit !

A place to go to get made fun of.

Abbreviation for: Got Your Mail mostly used in response to ygm (You Got Mail)

the appeal of one's body

An enormous orgasm for middle schoolers

Dinner date