handjob


When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation

When a girl strokes a guys penis until he cums. It's basically masturbation done by someone else for a person.

The 21st century equivalent of the kiss.

something that makes guys orgasmic, but only girls have the power of making that happen. Usually you have cum coming out of your dick pretty quickly.

When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates. A hand job is something that a nice girl can do for a man and and still retain her dignity, unlike a blow job.

When a penis is held by another person's hand and stroked for pleasure

When another person (woman or man but preferabla a woman) rubs a man's penis with their hand, usually to make them reach orgasm.

What sex was in eighth grade.

Discovered by men but stolen by the female species at a horrid attempt to bargain with the opposite sex by attempting to offer something as a treat, when in reality, it is something very ordinary, manipulated by evil girls to make you do chores or give them flowers.

when a male or female repeatedly moves there hand up and down over a mans penis

When a man cant be arsed masterbating so gets someone else to do it for them. Also 21st centurys new way of kissing.

Sexual act of masturbation usually referring to the masturbation of the male penis, however it may also refer to the masturbation of the female as well; when done by only the use of a hand. The act is carried out by firmly placing the hand around the shaft of the penis and then moving it up and down. This is continued until ejaculation takes place. The testicles are generally caressed as well by the other hand. Also referred to as "choking the chicken", "wanking", "wanking your wood", "tugjob", "jacking off" and "jerking off". Most commonly preferred to be performed by a female on a male. Some females will "offer" a handjob instead of intercourse, or to avoid intercourse, or oral sex. Some females desire to perform "handjobs" for the sole purpose of being able to observe the male ejaculation ( which some find stimulating)and/or desire the ejaculation to land on the female body. The handjob may be performed in a variety of postions as long as the female can reach the penis. It is commonly used as form of quick sexual release for the male and may be performed almost anywhere at anytime. Often used as a quick substitute for when intercourse may not be practical.

When a woman touches a man's penis in a sexual act. It is like having someone mastribate for you.

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

when a woman ejaculates a man by using her hand (as opposed to using her vagina, her tits, or her lips)

When a girl massages a guys penis so that he moans and groans like there is no fucking tomorrow. If done correctly, ejaculation occurs...girls, this is a clean version of oral sex...why get your mouth dirty if you don't have to?!

Hand-to-genitals sex act. Similar to blow-job. AKA: HJ or handy

The definition of a hand job, sorta like an orgasm but where the woman/male does it for you. Whatever your sexuality is. So basically, your playing with the mans penis. Rubbing, going up and down with your hand, making it feel like he has his penis in your vagina hole. Its gives great pleasure sometimes enough for cum to come out.

The act of a woman rubbing up and down on a man's penis. This will make the man reach an orgasm and will cum.

1: A great appetizer. 2: A terrible main course.

An excrutiatingly smooth manual release of spooge and hot cum, extracted by a few handy tugs of the manhood.

When a woman gives a man a hand job, that most likely means she is squeezing, tugging, stroking his big fucking cock. Untill he ejaculates. Men love it when you let them ejaculate somewhere on YOUR body. Like tits, feet, stomach, ass, mouth/face.Etc. Etc.

Also known as a career in the hand model industry.

The act of taking a man's cock in your hand, moving it slowly up and down while he gets hard, then stroking faster and harder until he cums. For more pleasure (and cool hot sound) use lots of lubrication.

When a woman rubs a penis

When a girl rubs a mans dick and balls

when you make a guy ejeculate by rubbing your hand up and down his cock

also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.

when one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation (spooging)

Girl strokes the penis, giving the guy sexual pleasure. She wraps her hand around the shaft, going up and down in a gentle way.

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation; sometimes used to secure membership on a cal-i team when one does not posess the skill to acquire a roster spot through normal means.

a clean version of oral sex. when the woman strokes and massages the guys dick in an up and down motion causing him to cum. i remember i gave my first ever boy friend a hand job in the woods when we were just 14 and he loved it! it gets a guy horny and is much cleaner than a blow job.

it's da action of some bitch wanking your penis.

Rubbing/ soothing your father's vagina.

Stimulation of the phallus by hand given by a partner. This is typically utilized by the female when she knows she should be using her mouth.

to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!

masturbation done by someone else

When You Stroke A Man's Penis Up And Down So He Cums You Know You Are Doing Good When He Begins To Moan And Groan And When He Cums He Will Really Think You Are A Hot Bitch If You Lick The Cum Off He Big Fuckin' Penis

When a man or a woman grabs/holds onto, or caresses with a gliding stroke, a penis, to the point of a white gooey mess. Handtastic!

Stroking and nuzzling a erect penis.

when a girl strokes a guy's penis and makes him ejaculate and makes him feel good

The least satisfying sexual activity possible, on both ends.

A nice gesture for a woman to perform on a man, but it stops there. The man can guarantee that he's done it himself more times than she ever will, and therefore is better at it. If you are going to bother, let me at least put it in your mouth.

when a girl masterbates a guy

Is female hand that up and down on man's penis

A sex act done by Hipster because it is retro.

1: A situation which is perceived as being superficial, false, lacking in sincerity, or a waste of time. 2: A person who is incompetent, unproductive, and worthless.

same as HANDSTYLE.

When you make a contract on a hand shake and the other party breaches and fails to perform

A job or task performed with one's hands, like a sculptor.

A funny game on MXC or having a female do mastribation for a male.

The only suitable reparation when ice cream is purchased for someone. Perfect execution is achieved by using the terminal part of the human arm located below the forearm (used for grasping and holding and consisting of the wrist, palm, four fingers, and an opposable thumb) to masturbate said purchaser of ice cream in the front seat of one's Honda Civic. Only then can one truly be squared away.

What a man has to give himself when he really wants a woman to give him a blow job.

when a girl wackes a guys dick off

when a girl beats off a guy using her hands

when some one else Masterbates you for you

Something that girls do when they've been pent up for a long time and dont wanna get their mouths dirty and still wanna keep their virginity (or they just dont want the love from the man)

A Handob is when a girl/women/lady predominantly hold the man/boy's penis with lots of tight grip and go up and up and down. lubrication is reccomended for a good handjob. The lubrication helps the girl/women/lady to make the boy/man orgasm/cum sooner , and with lots of lubrication , its more smoother and feels more good. But in my opinion ,Blowjobs are way better

A waste of time.

funniest. word. EVAR.

When a person, preferably a female, rubs a man's dick until he cums. What us middle schoolers did because we couldn't give blowjobs yet.

something i can do better than women

When a man gets a manicure.

when a girl jerks a guy off, feels like masturbating... with your left hand

when sum one wacks off a guy

Never accept this. Use something the guy can't use on himself. Blow jobs are the minimum.

To do a job by hand, as opposed to machinery.

masturbating a boy

When a girl rubs a guys cock for pleasure

n. a job which requires the work of ones hands to accomplish/complete a set goal or task

wen a girl rubs or wacks a guy's dick cuz they think it feels goooood...fuck,y dont they just do it themselves??

A manicure.

A shittier version of what you can do to yourself.

to jack of someone with your own hand

K BITCH I COULD HAVE DONE THAT MYSELF

A European handshake

The act of giving gratification to another person.

masturbating with hand

A job that has to do with a hand

A handjob is something that can be done by either a male or a female to a male. A handjob is when the girl pretty much masturbates for the guy.

haven someone choke the chicken......i choke the chicken every god damn night!! yea mutha trucker now what!

Three second blow job

same as jerk off. a know knothing person jerk off

to jerk off or jerk a man off (using your hand hooters flaps or lips)

The equivalant of calling someone an idiot.

Something a women usually gives a man by masturbating his penis. This is done horribaly by most women, and a guy can usually do it way better his self. When a man gives a women a handjob, (fingering), is best done by a man because it's not that hard to find a womens place for most pleasure. Most likely her clitouris.

Something that really sucks. Anytime things work out really poorly, due to lack of planning or someone simply ruining all of your plans.

(n) a derogatory word that can be substituted for any other derogatory word. synonyms: asshole, douchebag, faggot, tool, dumbass...etc.

When a girl leads a guy on and does not put out. Or anything that is unsatisfactory.

when a guy rubs is pecker fr pleasure

A person who acts like a jackass or an idiot.

A side cup of good beer to drink whilst in between games of flip cups.

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.

A sexual act that a female/male/anyone can commit. It feels very pleasurable if you do it right. It usually involves someone using their hand to stroke their lover's penis to arouse them. To start at the shaft and work your way up and down. Ya know? Good. Goes along with a blowjob sometimes too. Really revs people's engines! Like so. 👇🏻

When another person usually a female strokes a mans penis