hooker


A not-so-rare breed of female that is overtly loose between the legs. Much like dinosaurs, these creatures cannot see anything unless it moves. Sometimes called "street t-rex"

prostitute. started in the civil war When Gen.Hooker of the Union Army (the first pimp) tried to protect his troops from VD by buying the best chicks and pimping them to his corps of 20,000 men. orginally hooker's girls.

A female that sells her body for money at 3 in the morning .

A sexy woman who fucks men who need to be fucked. A woman who gives pleasure to desperate males like me when In need of pussy.

Term used to describe a type of female that is: - Easy to bang - Takes money for sex - Disappointed male does not get any

The "new" cool. Sort of like kool, kewl, wet, or badass. This word can be used to replace cool to make your sentences all the better!

1. A source of pleasure, mainly sex, bt only if payed. 2. Target practice.

Conviently located and economically priced sex workers

A woman who is wise above others in the art of sexual satisfaction and love. In ancient times, these women were considered to be priestesses and were given their own temples where they could teach their art to others for a large sum of money. These women were highly respected and cherished for their extensive knowledge of lovemaking/giving, and their spiritual understanding. Later, the christian religion would have a great negative effect on these women's lives, mostly because the spiritual beliefs of these cunt-lovin' cultures were pagan (a big no-no to chiristianity). as christianity spread, people started to see sex as a sin, and the priestesses were slowly blacklisted. today, this christian idea of sex as a sin still stands, and hookers are now considered criminals.

A prostitute. Usually, prostitutes are females, but plenty of prositutes are males. Hookers sell their bodies to a variety of people, from unassuming men to really freaky characters. Just imagine having sex with half a dozen strange men each day for money: it's not a pleasant thought. And prostitutes don't have sex for money because they like it; it's about the money. They might often hate their line of work, but they have no other way out. Hookers range from the chic call girl, who is higher class and has control over the situation, to the lowly streetwalker, who is vulnerable to attack or police entrapment. And remember: use a condom if you're with a prostitute, unless you want clamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, hepatitis, syphilis, or other *charming* diseases.

Slang,What you might call a close friend. used like the word buddy or pal.not the traditional definition. OR, a reference to girls or women that might, or might not be actual women for hire.What i always call my friend Bill X when i see him, and he responds in the same fashion.

A commonly used slang term for prostitute. The word is used to refer to a woman who recieves payment for sexual pleasures she gives to the man she is employed by. Popular legend has it that the term "hooker" came from the American Civil War. There are many different versions of the legend involving Major General Joseph Hooker. A common one: Originally called "camp followers" prostitutes would follow the camps of the army. It was the job of the commanding general to make sure that these women were kept away from the soldiers camps. However, General Hooker never bothered to do so. They soon became known as "Hooker's other army" because they could be seen throughout the Union camps. Later it was shortened to "hookers." There are more still that tell of men questioning the identity of the ladies and being told "They're Hooker's" as in, belonging to Hooker, but the name stuck. Despite the many stories, this may or may not be true. The term "hooker" was used in print as early as the 1830's (years before Hooker was a public figure, and around 30 years before he was the head of the Army of the Potomac.) He was not a "pimp" in any way, as a select few rumor him to be, and was quite a good officer despite his failures. His name, however, seems to be linked to these women who sell their bodies for money.

1. A derogatory term used towards anyone with a profession in which they sell themselves in exchange for money. 2. An insult meant for a friend.

A CH-47 Chinook helicopter Crewmember. Known for getting everything under the sun done using the mighty cargo hook and living as good as possible when deployed because the chinnok doubles as a hotel. This special breed of army aviator is more comfortable in sandals and hawaiian shirts than combat boots and a "high and tight" and has a great respect for the mighty wind.

Someone who does a job they hate for a paycheque. Their main focus in life is money and would crawl a mile for a penny.

my type of women!!!!!!!!

in old days a hooker was a dutch fisherman.

females, often redneck, who need money for drugs and accordingly sleep with their cousins for money.

one who grabs someone's ankle with the end of a field hockey stick.

prostitute

A person who give sex for drugs. Toxicomane.

a person (usually a woman) who performs sex with people for money. Hookers usually stand on the side of the road with not much clothes on and wait for a john to pull up and take her to a secluded spot to perform sex.

1. A street prostitute. 2. A disgusting skank whore. 3. Any woman, if you have enough money.

1: prostitute, usually a woman who offers herself for sexual intercourse in exchange for money or drugs 3: terrible management of your fantasy sports team

fun

A prostitute. Usually, prostitutes are females, but plenty of males are also prositutes. Hookers sell their bodies to a variety of people, from unassuming men to really freaky characters. Just imagine having sex with half a dozen strange men each day for money it's not a pleasant thought. And prostitutes don't have sex for money because they like it; it's about the money. Hookers range from the chic call girl, who has control over the situation, to the lowly streetwalker, who is vulnerable to attack. And remember: use a condom if you're with a prostitute, unless you want clamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, AIDS, hepatitis, syphilis, or other *charming* diseases.

Sometimes called a hookerino. it is a common misconception that a hooker is a prositute or a woman who sells her body. In fact a hooker is simply a garden gnome that resides in Kansas, and then in winter moves to Lake Tahoe.

1. A prostitute, specifically a term used in the United States to describe a woman who sells her sex on the streets or roads as opposed to a higher-class call girl, brothel worker or one man's mistress. 2. A traditional sailing vessel most often associated with Galway Bay, Ireland. Typically with a broad, stout timber hull and red or occasionally black sails. Used to transport turf (peat), hay, livestock and other goods along the coast and out to the Aran and other islands. Connection to the first definition of hooker is hazy at best.

When masturbating or your girlfriend just isnt enough

1. A woman who exchanges money for sex. 2. Slut 3. A woman who leaves men on the hook.

Noun. An occupational title designating a human* who exchanges sexual acts for currency* *Usually

A female, typically the useless sort, that primarily partakes in Fuckery; i.e. lying, cheating, etc. Their drug fueled, scandalous activities in the land of Hookerdom are inevitable... Why? It's simple. Players gonna play, Haters gonna hate, Hookers gonna Hook!

Something that hooks.

An extremely vague and leading statement to 'bait' or 'hook' someone into asking what is meant by the statement.

a rugby player who uses his arms to get round places you couldn't imagine

a tennis player who cheats on line calls

Usually a girl named Alexis. She's always up on that pole, doin' her stuff. She is usually stupid drunk and will do pretty much anything. She is also usually really pretty, yet dumb.

n. Slang for an ex-partner monitoring your every move on social media

A prostitute. Began in the Civil War when General Joeseph "Fighting Joe" Hooker was concerned about the number of STDs amoung his soldiers. He Red District'd all of the prostitutes and gave them annual checks for signs of STDs. And everyone knows how generals check over their men to make sure all uniforms and such are in tip-top shape, so the Red District Prostitutes became known as "Hooker's Army", later dropping the "Army" and becoming "hooker."

a girl that has sex for money; this girl is cool to know, because she realizes that women are only here to please men sexually.

Any other girl I dont like

When a woman spreads her legs like the splits except vertically. The man comes in from either her vag or behind. The woman can bend her knee over his shoulder if she gets tired if a man also gets a blowjob at the same time in a threesome it is known as "the big H"

A town in the Oklahoma Panhandle

town in south dakota with a population of 10.

1. (plural) a group of mother monsters/the queen's monsters. (usually very naughty ones) 2. Hooker (singular) a crazy Monster

How most men lose there Virginity among other things like , there wifes, jobs, and money.

what you hang your coat-er on

girls mostly in corners, hitting on/harassing guys that drive by.. expecting to get some =)

pretty much a whore but cleaner

Usually the only hispanic woman in your neighbourhood. Might have a penis. (This definition isn't good if you live in New York or Las Vegas.)

A play on words. Another way of saying "who cares"

A left-handed person who writes in an inverted or "hooked" position

Originating from Gen. Hooker's men in the civil war. he did not like his men being with prostitutes in D.C. so he removed them from the city. After he was removed of power the prostitutes came back and to mock gen. hooker they called the women hookers.

Martha Stewart's dream career.

One who is like a prostitute enjoys sex for money but wants nothing but pleasure kind of like a whore and a slut except they look really cheap like they have big blonde hair and cake on way too much make-up

A woman who fucks (illegally) for money, usually men who are so lame that they can't get any girls.

a prostitute(Refers to getting men hooked into a situation where they can be exploited sexually or robbed. Has nothing to do with a certain General Hooker.)

someone who wears hoochie skirts and gets more ass than a toilet seat.

my ex girlfriend because she dumped me.

Hooker: *noun* (1)A woman who preys on innocent male bystanders with her sexual wit and cleverness and imagination. (2)A species of whale.

Someone who sells their body by means of sex to make a living.

A unit of measurement used to measure the capacity of a car's trunk. Based on how many average-sized dead hookers you could stuff into said trunk while going to a body dump. For example, newer cars have smaller trunks, therefore they could fit fewer hookers. A Honda Accord only has a three-hooker trunk, whereas a 1976 Lincoln Continental has a five-hooker trunk.

1. a woman whose undertaking is referred to as "the earliest business of the human history", or to provide various sexual services for money to her general male clientele. A hooker usually does not limit or qualify her client as long as the client is allegedly willing and able to compensate for the service to be offered. The business of hookers is rendered illegal or unlawful in vast majority of legislation, hence it is also rendered illegal or unlawful to promote the business in any way. 2. (adjective) of a hooker; of any of the qualities associated with a hooker and/or her business with negative or positive implications depending on the context. 3. (H-) an automotive brand of Holley Performance Products (Hooker Headers), or its product, which has been playing an indispensable role in NASCAR.

most likely- you or your girlfriend

A very fancy way of saying fisherman

Someone you do not know who you are extremely jealous of because they are beautiful. Only used on girls and gay men.

naveen and mrs cochran and mrs graves in a bed

A term of affection referring to your good friends...love

The accepted term for "friend" or "buddy". Best way to say hello. Common reply to being called a hooker is to call the other person a Whore.

CUTCHOO Salute!

Hooker 1. Nickname or reference towards someone morally depleted; 2. A person who accepts money for morally corrupt services-

Kayla is a hooker ... shes MY hooker :)

Jenna Thurmand fucking anybody in sight.

In tennis, a cheater. When it's a close line call, they hook the point away as their own instead of giving it to their opponent.

NOUN: Someone who skips school without being sick or having another good excuse, no-show, truant Origin: "playing hooky"

Someone who likes the smell of feet and eats pineapples at 2 in the morning! Blankity blank blank blank! Oh It can also smell like sea food! (if ya know what i meen???? Hmmmm?

Christia Miller

Noun (n.) A solo artist, songwriter, group, or band that writes music for the purpose of garnering attention in lieu of self-expression.

Hooker/Thot/Slut Someone who dates/Fucks guys or girls for money @ppointments only

A prostitute waiting on the side of he road to get picked up by someone in a nice car that wants to have sex