married


Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person. The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).

The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.

Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits

Friends with tax benefits.

1. Title indicating that a man’s life is over. 2. Title indicating that a woman’s life is just beginning.

A person whose freedom has been taken away, who cannot feel free and develop, who cannot be himself, who looks locked in a iron cage, or who looks married.

A guy that is pussy whipped, hen-pecked, has no life, has no friends, and can't make any decisions without asking his bitches permission first.