missionary


the best sex position for them first timers. cause, ladies, it hurts!

Probably one of the most overused and boring positions ever. the chicks lays on her back, and the guy gets on top. Nothing special.

a basic sex position where the girl lies on her back and spreads her legs so the male can sit and insert his penis in her vagina.

- A person (esp. Christian) who goes on a religious trek to expand their faith. - Popular sex position in which one partner lays on their back, and the other lays on top of him/her, facing one another. - A death metal/black metal/doom metal band from Arizona, USA. - 1982 British comedy film starring Monty Python's Michael Palin

intercourse takes place with girl on bottom, male on top inbetween her legs.

the regular sex position man on top of woman

People from (usually) Christian faiths who go knocking door to door spreading their view on Christianity (or likewise). They most common variety are the LDS (mormons) and Jehova's Witnesses (Jay Dubs). They can easily be identified, the LDS Missionaries always wear either suits or white shirts, ties, and slacks and always come in pairs of two, and in rare occasions three. The JW missionaries usually come in a car with at least two (sometimes a full car) and only one will knock on each door (as compared to LDS missionaries who both go to the same door at the same time). Also, LDS missionaries are usually 19-21 year old men, occasionally women of the same age, and in even rarer occasions elderly couples. The Jehova Witnesses come in nearly the full spectrum of human age. Contrary to popular belief, not all mormon missionaries ride bikes. Some of them get cars, and some only walk.

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A female member of a religious group with strong beliefs

One who is sent on a mission, especially one sent to do religious or charitable work in a territory or foreign country. One who attempts to persuade or convert others to a particular program, doctrine, or set of principles; a propagandist. ie) Christians

Alright, you guys are wrong: the missionary is where the girl lies on her back with her legs spread on the edge of the bed and the guy takes her standing up. And yes, it's boring, but you get to see her boobs jiggle if you know what I mean :).

A group of annoying religeous fanatics who come to your door to attempt to convert you to their pathetic religeon. Usually having no respect for anybody else but their own scewed beliefs about how they can become gods, and in the case of the mormons, racism and polygamy. -Immune to logic -Wears a suit and tie usually -Funded by massive religeous projects that rip money out of the poor dumb people who follow them -Travel in groups of 2 usually -Extremely stupid, and they often sacrifice a whole 2 years of their lives (thats 2% of your life if your optimistic).

Most likely the most used and liked position in gay sex. Now the straight side has been told many times. Now, the gay side, why would one like that position most? As said in a previous definition it is because it is the position in which it is easiest to insert without harming. Especially for first timers, since it will hurt when not accustomed to it. It also is more personal, with the participants facing each other, making kissing possible and the expressions visible to each. One guy lays on his back, with his legs around the others waist or on the others shoulders. While the other has his legs on each side of the first guys hind quarters, inserting in a kneeling position. This opens up the bottom's anus, making it easier for both participants.

a student that goes to a catholic school, such as mission

The Christian term instead of using the word "pimp" to use to say that someone or something is cool

Any person whome engages in the act of smoking methamphetamine, particularly one whome is addicted and/or binges.