old


1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving. 2) Outdated. 3) No longer funny.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!" "OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. "OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. "OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. "OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her. "OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police. "OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park. "OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.

short for Oldsmobile a large american pimp car

20 years older than I am

On a message board, when someone (more than likely a n00b), posts something that has already been buried in the population's long term memory.

Derogatory term for "old people" senior citizens. Much like the use of terms "Blacks, whites, chinks, japs..." etc.

that which is not new

The opposite of news. When news become old and the less intellectual call it old news, which is an oxymoron. Similarly, old newspapers are called oldspapers.

Something that was said and/or done repeatedly that has been totally played out. Tired. Annoying.

You begin to be old when people who deliver pizzas are systematically younger than you. (See young)

Something or someone outdated, obsolete, no longer needed.

The opposite of news, dated and irrelevent information.

proper noun - an old person. plural: Olds Basically, when referring to people, it takes the standard adjective, and uses it as a noun instead.

madonna

Abbreviation for Old, Lying, and Delirious. Used to specify exactly what kind of elderly person one is dealing with.

1. having lived for a long time; no longer young. 2.belonging to the past; former.

parent, guardian, person who is a drag on fun

adj. old people

An older person, typically at least over 40, who is resistant to change and often speaks ill of young people and their social habits, culture and technology.

A fake diagnosis that you tell your friends your Dad just got. They will feel bad for a split second, but if they are smart they will catch on.

A newspaper that is not up to date or from a previous date.

synonym for AWESOMELY COOL

A reverse reference to something that is so new that it is barely known. In wanting to categorize something that is at the beginning of its life cycle we choose the opposite of what it actually is, in order to convey maximum effect.

having large saggy wrinkly multicolored ears. sometimes they're so gnarly if you squint real hard it looks like and old dude's face

Overused, battered, worn out. However you say it, its rough.

Can be used in many diffrent ways like old grandma for example miss. Shilling is the oldest person in the world to ever be known.

Is netspeak for On Line Dating. Usually spelled in all caps.

to have one's period to menstrate

a word that can be used to replace any other word.

A small town in Central Alberta, home to Jay Rosehill of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Very young. Most often used to describe females who have not reached legal status.

bonidacci clothes; obsolete.

burney and josh

A certain man named "tele."

Someone who scans the urban Dictionary trying to feel young again

Derogatory term for older people (or parents) incapable of operating seemingly simple technology such as Snapchat. Olds may, at a later date, latch onto such new technology (see Facebook) and proceed to ruin it by sharing inane information or using it to identify inappropriate behavior in younger people, thus causing a mass exodus of younger people to the 'next platform' where they can upload dick pics with relative anonymity.