public


A place where you're not allowed to do certain things, but nobody tells you until after you do it.

The place nerds and anyone else of a mentally unstable nature dread most.

Public is not the school you go to, rather, the way you carry yourself. those girls with thin eyebrows, fake blond hair, fake tan, and tooooo much make up. its the guys who wear exco instead of ecko. for canadians, its those who shop at stitches. its those who swear unnecessarily. its the opposite of classy. its a girl walking out of her trailer park with a fake louis and armani sunglasses.

Male facial hair that is long, dark, and coarse much like that of pubic hair.

When the male pubic hairs are forced out of position through the fun hole or over the elastic strap. These are visible by the act of unzipping the penal zip in the pants.

PUBLIC is comprised of three secret agent children, groomed to live their lives as a pop-rock band...undercover ;( Agent #1: I'm John. I'm simply defined as the phantom of the opera in jeans. Agent #2: I'm Ben. And I'm actually just threee ducks, glued together. Also in jeans. Agent #3: I'm Matt, and I like to draw myself shopping (for jeans).