russian


An accent you can do to prevent yourself from getting mugged in a dark alley.

A fascinating language spoken by nearly 300 million people worldwide. It is somewhat difficult to pick up because of its six noun cases, but it is the vehicle of one of the world's richest and most beautiful literatures. Much harder than Spanish but more interesting.

a person who is born anywere in the world, but has Russian blood. usually blue eyes, light brown hair...very strong, and very strong drinkers. good, loyal friends--but run fast if you piss them off. great scientists, chess players, and hockey players. Men are real fighters and will not give up at anything. Russian girls seem to be very desirable, check out Mel Gibson's new wife.

People that are stereotyped way too much. Not all Russian people are drunk, or annoying. Only racists, or people who don't know any better care to go on urbandictionary and make mean definitions.

anything big

"Russians don't get drunk. They get tough." ~ Learned Person

sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and jerks himself off with them

a person whos origin is northeastern europe, and most likely has a name like: Olga Dimitri Sergei Natasha Sasha (Alex) etc etc..... usually yells to others very loud in russian, and many of them smoke, drink, and smoke up

1.Me 2.Treat Vodka like water 3.One of the world most reknown mafias 4.Sport is hockey

verb: taking two hits in a row of weed

Russians - are a nation inhabiting territory of Russia an ex-USSR countries. Russians enjoy drinking vodka and listening to the bears playing button-accordions. Russians are open- and warm- hearted. They are ready to share their last prianik (russian sweet cookie) with guests, in case lasts encounter that somewhere. Though, it's almost unreal, 'cos russians usually hide their stuff well.

getting drunk on vodka

A race of people whos country takes up 1/7 of the earths land and have vodka pouring from their household taps. If your drunk and think of something extremely stupid or ridiculous to be the first one to do - a russian has already done it.

Of, pertaining to or being illegal, amoral or generally below-board. Not as a slur against the country or people of Russia, but more to do with the great online cut-price MP3 e-stores emanating from Russia (see AllOfMP3.com, MP3Sparks.com etc...)

1. Noun Am person form the largist country to follow Orthodox Christianity

1.Has balls to say what he thinks. 2.Able to go to school and get good grades and at the same time at night, to party his ass off. 3.Smart 4.Who hates americans who doesnt know what russia is but the first ones to talk shit

1. A person from Russia. A. Russian Girl - Hot petite sexy girls that love sex. B. Russian Guy - Usually connected to the Russian mafia which is more powerful and scarier than the Italian mafia, dresses sometimes similar to an Italian but without the 'sisters pants', wears a leather jacket and has thick Gucci chains around neck. Also usually drives S class mercedes. 2. A really smart person. As in chess, math, rocket science, programming etc.

a definition on urbandictionary.com by a bunch of russian wannabes that spend their free time posting about something they only wish they could be.

Russian - noun A person who solves all of his, or her, problems with Vodka, Tetris and Nuclear Missiles

a group who choose to log off

-says "blyat" before starting every sentance -ends sentances with "nahuy" -parents stay up in the kitchen with their friends drinking...later than youll stay up in your whole life. -eat;kapusta,kapchonka,perog s makam, borsh, salad olivye, and ookrayeenskiy tort. -guys have bad acne -wear crosses too much if they are a rooskey -get kicked out of the jcc -dont go to temple anymore -see a friend at a store like....marshalls.....t.j.maxx....or cohoes. -never look for anything thats not on sale/ clearance -buy 5 dollar tops and then try to get a discount because there is a mark/rip on the shirt..... -purposly look for clothes or marks on stuff that they can fix when they come home and still get a discount for -buy something, replace it, and use the old tag from the old thing -like to go to disco-techs....even if they are 50. -go to gayass new years celebrations at some russian restaraunt or apartment party house with an old russian guy singing balalyka. -bad accoustic guitar music that all sounds the same. -alla pugacheva.

If in the USA, an immigrant who drinks lots of vodka, wears flashy jewelery, fake leather jackets, curses at you in Russian during arguments, and (if male) generally has a crewcut. Typically spends 4 days a week drinking and 3 days a week hungover. If male: Has a weird name, such as "Ivan" or "Arkady". Works in construction. Plays good chess. If female: Has HUGE tits, yet still wears a push-up bra, which almost makes up for her attitude problem. Almost.

Russians do have the balls to say what they think. Of course, this used to get them killed under the Stalin regime.

A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.

adj; a word of, interestingly, english background; - as in male: smart, intelligent; the one that never attended any of the lectures in college but still has gotten a nice solid B; person that can tell you wtf War and Peace is all about and wtf are the antibodies; - as in female: strikingly beautiful, intelligent, but with an awful attitude, the one that can play Diablo and drink vodka better than her twin brother.

Modifier added to a verb to explain the extreme level of insanity required to engage in the activity or the level of physical danger currently being ignored... Or both.

Russians: are people who are some way from russia. they are very proud of thier culture. they are rude, and in many ways weird people. they all have orgies together and talk about you in their language. the teen age girls are stuck up and snobs with an attitude, the dudes seem to be cool, and they are all on crack.

Im Dane n im Russian cause im frum Russia n cause i: can drink every alcohol can smoke all da weed like ta fite luv money H8 chinyz n almost all arabz need a gun to live hate wankstaz my every word iz blya(fuck) idinahuy suka zlaebuchaya(fuck of stupid bitch muthafukka) sasi huy(sukk dikk) n many other good wordz. I think u dont need ta know more.

People from the nation of Russia. There are currently 200,000,000 people around the world who could identify themselves as Russians. Russians have made great strides in the fields of literature, science and math, and of course, military technology. The Russians are traditionally very stubborn, very fierce, and very resourceful. Unlike what others might tell you, Russian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. Russian is also a great language because it has an interesting alphabet.

is a person with a high taste for vodka, weed, cars, music, and guns. president is V Putin who has like a black belt in martial arts and is an ex KGB officer.

Expression for a lesbian or group of lesbians used by straight people as "code" when they want to refer to someone that is a carpet muncher without being detected by the lesbian.

Counter strike in a nutshell

People who live off of Vodka and do nothing but get shit faced. They are some of the nastiest people on earth and will kill you if you take their Vodka from them. The only russian i know of to not do this is a pussy that drinks Vodka like BITCH.

Ultimate undisputed masters of rocket sciences.The oh-i-am-so-great Americans cannot even hold a candle to the ingenuity of the Russians.

Annoying: Communist, Crackhead, Socialist, or Soviet. One whose lineage is from any part of the former Soviet Union.

Person from the Russian Federation, speaks Russian language (East Slavic). Quite often used abroad to refer to Russian speakers from former Soviet republics who may in fact be of a different ethnic group or nationality. Usually intellectual and sometimes unnecessarily sentimental.

1. A unit of measurment for vodka, or other highly alcoholic drinks. 2. Those who hail from the great nation of Russia (Which is part of the Soviet Union, which, despite popular belief, did not break up in the early 90's. You only think that! Muahahaha!).

To non-conviently do something. Similar to how Russia won the battles in WWII.

1. drink vodka like water - 8 glasses a day reccommended! 2. most beautiful people in the world 3. tend to speak their minds 4. don't like other people visiting their country 5. can party all they like and still pass their subjects in school and uni

nu ladno pozani vot vam vsem pravda: Well... I`m russian girl that wants to make some new frinds from all over the world =)) You Know You're Russian When... Your car costs more than your college education Your blood has a permanent vodka content level, no matter you have been drinking or not Any outfit you wear involves leather (even in the summer even when no coats are worn) Your idea of a normal Friday or Saturday night is spending it raving with 200-300 of your closest friends Your idea of a love song is Track 1 of the New York Underground Party Volume 3 CD. Things you can't live without include food, water, and a cell phone Instead of notes during class you write text messages to your friends in Russian font You come home at 3am and your parents are still out partying with all your friend's parents People are always asking you if you can get them a cheep deal on something...and you can Every sentence you say or hear starts with "blyat" and ends with "nahuy" You know the new line of Nokia's 3 months before they come out on the market You can't go to the movies on Sunday night without having to save 20 seats for your late friends cuz they're buying semichki You don't mind family get-togethers because you know the grandmas will be making dinner You know all the cops by their first names You know someone who works at a dental lab You are somehow related to most of the people you know On the weekends your place of residence is the pool hall, and every 10 mins the tolstii pon'chik tells you to pick up line 2 You drive a Honda (or, in the EXTREME worse case a Nissan), and your windows are tinted to twice the legal limit Your Honda has either a RU (Russia) or UA (Ukraine) sticker on the back bumper Your Honda is a 5-speed stick shift, and you laugh at anyone driving an automatic by calling them lohs At any given moment you are carrying at least a dime bag of shmal'... Your uncle is in the Russian Mafia or is a former employee of the KGB You have been kicked out of the JCC at least twice for trying to sneak in without paying. You can be identified as "Russian" by your scent (D&G or Aqua de Gio cologne). The waitresses at Omega know your order even before you say anything. Most of the time you get "Gypsy". You met your girl playing strip durak at the last party you went to. Everyone you know has a ruchka of smirnoff in their trunk. You wake up on a saturday morning, unable to remember which one of your friends gave you a ride home because you couldn't even walk, but see your car standing in the parking lot (you drove home yourself). You start thinking of bread as a good mixer for vodka You know more than 30 Olgas, Annas, Natashas, and Vikas You have to tell your parents what channel is "YOUR" HBO, Showtime, Per-View is on. Your parents have computer "experience" for 8 years already on the resume, yet they been in US for only 4... You major in Computer Science or in worst case scenario Information Systems (but you still barely know how to turn on a computer). You have a personalized license plate. When you are going downtown you ride in one of the last two train carts. Typical Friday/Saturday night phone call to your friends starts with "So what are we doing tonight?" Most of your clothes are fake brand names but you "just can't tell them apart from the real ones." Your fake id is the International Driving License who you got through your friend who goes to Kingsburough. You used to work out, but you don't anymore. If you do workout, you must wear all you golden chains and bracelets. Lifting a cigarette while drinking coffee counts as an exercise. You have a fake Movado because you can't afford a real Rolex. Once in a while you attempt to go to synagogue but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you haven't seen for so long. Some English words like "use, shop, apply, and etc." permanently become a part of your conversational You're proud to be Russian

the only people more drunk than the Irish.

A Russian is an angry midget who smells bad, is paranoid, and has a freaky fetish to preserve themselves and others.(Stalin and Lenin)! Usually the women have hairy armpits.

It ruins videogames which require teamwork and/or cooperation.

Literally gods. They have the strongest stomachs in the known universe. So strong that they can actually eat entire broken bottles without so much as a complaint!

"Russian" -A beast that would beat the shit out of anybody -Would beat the shit out of the teyler and deriek vance -Crumps and Bullets worst enemy

originating in/from Russia, and/or has a family member like this:

You are a Russian if: 1-your body composition is 75% vodka. 2-you skip classes,watch porn,go night clubbing and somehow still get A in Maths and Science exams. 3-the only English sentence you know is "Fuck you",yet you boast about pretendin' you're the shit. 4-you are way too overpatriotic to your country,but find excuses to not getting your ass out and contribute something to it. 5-you have an unusual obsession to techno music,guns,cars,crack and mafias.

an autistic failed abortion fag there name is usually something like igor or vladimir and they drink a lot of vodka and have 18 wives they are all in the mafia thats why they love guns so much, and usually have a youtube channel with guns and knife reviews

Some suck but most are hot guys and sexy galz.

FIENDS!!!!!

Someone who succeeds without trying. The person doesn't have to be Russian but they usually are.

Fierce

Synonym for Sexy.

A bunch of bears on unicycles.

To have the Russians. To be on (her, my) Russians. To have (the, her, my) Russians going on. Meaning: the condition of a menstruating woman; to have (her, my) periods. The analogy is believed to come from the color of blood as compared to the red color, the dominant communist color during the Soviet era. It may also come from the fact these circumstances may appear annoying at first, although are not an obstacle or true inconvenience, when the situation calls for it (such as the need or craving for doing sports or having sex).

1. A drunk who's staple is Absolut vodka 2. a hot russian girl (see joan) 3. someone who wears little to no clothing

A nation of mongol-raped descendants. With current male population of alcoholics and sissy, behind-the-tanks hiding bitches who think courage is all about making war with tanks against fists. With current female population of world's cheapest whores and high self-esteem bitches, who take things for granted and usually settle for some hairy dicks up their asses in the end, cause their male counterparts are impotents. Some world-class hypocrites who feel respect comes only through fear and would better starve their own children to death and die themselves than enter into an actually win-win deal with another "inferior" nation. The logic's simple: "I will suffer, but they will suffer more". A nation of pathologically retarded-minded people, who did not have a single worthy ruler of Russian descent throughout the history, but still remain to be one of the most racist people on earth who think it's OK for them to go to the Russian part of the Caucasus mountains for rest, but deny pass to Moscow to the Caucasian citizens of their own mother-fuck'n'-land. A nation of a very strong inferiority complex, who owe the largest portion of their scientific achievements to their citizens or ex-citizens of Jewish descent but yet remain to be massively antisemitic.

Jewish in Brooklyn, NY (Brighton Beach) or in Israel, etc. but born a Russian-speaker in the former USSR (Soviet Jews). Most of these "Russians" speak Russian among themselves. Most Russian stores, Russian newspapers, Russian restaurants, etc. in America are in fact Jewish-owned and operated in the interests of Jewish immigrants living outside the former Soviet Union. They love ethnic Russian food, read their news about Israel in Russian, watch their Brooklyn-based TV in Russian, etc. Not to be confused with real Russians.

Me Russian father land

A person born in Russia. Men-cool, funny, but real assholes when drunk. Not too handsome in most cases, tend to suffer from acne and bad breath. All of them smoke and drink. Women-cool, funny, alot are attractive, unless they have Jewish heritage, and most don't let themelves get fat. They act proper, don't appreciate fowl language, modest, but will fuck your brains out if you're liked. Typically a handshake and an eye contact guarantees sex, but if you're not liked then you'll know right away. They don't act like sluts, but love fucking. Why not? All smoke and drink.

1. Me 2. Part of the biggest crime family in the world 3. Poor people that have a few expensive things 4. Hottest girls ever , then poland , and then latin and spanish 5. Born muscularguys Never have to wight lift 6. giant u kno wutsthis website aint XXX so i not guna say it 7. Who everyone is jeaouls of cuz we have anything you could ever want-from back upmafia to back upnuks to back upvodka that dint rele make sense but its okay im russian

1) pretty platinum blonde girls wearing bright lipstick and too dark lipliner 2) pretty boy guys with spiked up hair 3) love wearing brands like A/X, Diesel and Juicy Couture 4) love to go out party, drink, dance, hookup and showoff 5) Me

The best, coolest, most attractive, talented, and most perfect people in the world. You should be honored to even speak to one.

sneakist motherfuckers on the planet!!! loves the AK and vodka. mostly a spy thats a spy for a spy that spys on othr spys but is really working for the other spy while spying ont the other spy.

A person of pale complexion which is the result of a diet purely made up of chips, normally of the oven variety. A Russian exhibits the following characteristics: A) Allergic to cats / dogs B) Has an addictive personality, especially where Poker is concerned. C) Top bloke, regardless of whatever happens he will be your mate and stand by you. D) Genuine

Something you call a very fast person.

OKE SINKO we get it, nisi moro kopirat 3 puta ccc sramota te pojela!

Russian is a variant of beer pong played with completely full cups. For a 10 cup vs. 10 cup game played with 16oz. cups, this equates to approximately 15.5 12oz beers per side. If someone on the opposing team hits a cup on your side, you have 60 seconds to finish your cup. If you fail to finish your cup and/or vomit, both you and your teammate forfeit a round of shots and you must finish the remainder of your beer before you shoot again. Due to the fact that cups are full to the brim, balls frequently "skip out". Occasionally, a ball will skip out of a cup and balance in the roughly triangularly-shaped space between three cups. This is called a Trifecta, and all three cups the ball touches must be consumed. The player who's turn it is to drink must drink two cups in two minutes, and his teammate must drink one cup in one minute. Team are only allowed to re-rack with 6 cups or 3 cups remaining, and players must alternate which cups they drink (ie: if your teammate feels like may throw up, you can't take his next cup for him). When you hit the final cup, your opponents each take rebuttal shots on your remaining cups until they miss. Cups made via rebuttal must be consumed in the same manner as if they had been hit during the course of regular play. If the rebutting team hits your final cup, a 4 cup vs. 4 cup overtime period is played. Overtime is played under regular rules, and the team that originally hit the final cup shoots first.