The world's most popular sport
A game in which you actually have to be able to run for at least 90 minutes straight (unlike 'American Football' where they stop 'playing' every 2 minutes). It involves speed, strength, skill as well as a shit load of practice and dedication. If you've never played it and you're bashing it anyway, get the fuck off your ass and try to do anything close to what the professionals can do. It's harder than it looks, jackass.
An old British nickname for Football,NOT an American one.It comes from the phrase Association Football.It was shortened to Assoc.,and then finally "Soccer".(like how the nickname for Rugby Football is "Rugger".)The word is used in:Australia,United States,Canada,New Zealand,and South Africa.
The world's best sport. To the american football fans that bash it saying it involves no skill, try the following: 1. Put a ball in the upper corner with 5 men blocking your way 2. Drible 3 players without getting the ball stolen 3. Keep the ball in the air for 10 minutes straight without using your hands. When you can acheive it, then tell me soccer needs no skill. About you saying it's a "pussy" sport, there are soccer players that play with broken hands and/or fingers (because it is FOOTball), you can badly damage your knee, legs, ankles, etc because you only use shin protection.
The most criticized sport in the United States because of "low scoring, no contact, look gay, fags, blah blah".. when actually its the best sport in the world. It is normally dissed by American Football players that feel they are "men" because they wear a shitload of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. Most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player.
Noun. A sport played world wide with limited popularity in America due to contact rules (and coaching staffs) which encourage players to act like sissies despite not actually being sissies. This annoys Americans because if Americans want to watch grown men fake injuries, they watch professional wrestling.
Soccer is the world's most popular sport, and for good reason. Soccer actually requires physical skill and mental toughness. Unlike lame US sports like football, baseball, or nascar (nascar for fuck's sake), soccer players are required to put in some effort. Football players rest every single goddamn play. Baseball players stand in a field for hours playing with themselves. Nascar isn't even a sport--it's driving a car in a fucking circle 500 times. For those who say soccer is a pussy sport, stop being ignorant. Football seems tough but with all those pads it's pointless. It's just a pussified version of rugby. Wow America sure screws up good sports.
Sport that all the sexy men play. Guys with great, muscular legs! Yummy!
a sport that americans ignore, except for one month every 4 years, when they act like they give a rat's ass about the sport. once the US team is eliminated from the world cup, they ignore soccer once again.
The best sport known to man. Takes a shit load of indurance and speed.. i would know im a soccer player..soccer kicks ass |..|,
The best play where the best actors perform in a massive stage with spectators watching in the millions.
Probably an excellent game, I never watch it, but is heavily criticed because of the determination to watch an entire game at once, and the fact that many players get a tap on the leg and fall to the ground as if having there leg shattered and someone shooting them in the chest. Then they become magically fine by the power of the band-aid and/or ointment.
great sport to play i think, especially at night
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An acting game where players in shirts plastered in so many ads they look like stock cars cry and act hurt to win the pity of the judge, who will then eject the "offending" player from the game.
A sport that is highly criticized in the U.S. because we completely suck at it and our international team cant do shit right in the world cup. Probably the greatest sport ever, which requires you to be in top notch shape, unlike another sport where it doesn't matter if you're fat as hell, you can still play.
Its called football, dumbass
(Universal) The first and most popular sport in the world. The National Sport of every country in the known world (exept USA and Canada) No other sport can surpass this game.
... is to sport like riverdance is to the performing arts. Yes, it does take some skill, they don't use their arms AND it is incredibly boring. Also known for - players taking melodramatic dives to get a penalty - curing insomnea - having only 3 real rules, one of which no-one can actually explain (off side) - fans who start riots Thank God for William Webb Ellis, the first soccer player to realise how stupid the game was and picked up the ball. If you want to keep a ball in the air for 10 minutes, buy a hackeysack. That's as relevant to playing soccer as spinning a basketball on one finger is to playing basketball. It's not all bad. After all, without soccer, there'd be no "soccer mums" and you know you like them !
The most famous sport in the world , 2 teams of 11 players each using any part of the body except the hands and the arms to put a ball into the net . Players needs to be very skillful: dribbling ,accurate passing ,tackling ,heading and ball control . Soccer is the king of all sports .
I'd like my narrative to be broken by Facts & Opinion -- Facts: Soccer is a term coined by the English. NOT the Americans. Soccer is an abbrev. for Association of Football. Soccer is the most widely watched sport in the world. Most countries call it by a more logical name - FOOTBALL. It is a sport of endurance where success depends on agility, skill & team strategy It is a sport which can be technical in play like the Germans or magical like the Brazilians. It is a sport which elicits a chant & fervour from the audience that is unmatched by any other sport. ---------- Opinion: I think World Cup Football (soccer) is way better than American football for the following reasons ----------- 1. Its action is constant and not constantly interrupted game play. 2. It relies on skill & technique as opposed to brute force and body weight where skill is less important 4. The size of the player is irrelevant as the focus is on the play of the game as opposed to the player of the game. 5. It's not a game where you wear helmets and have cheerleaders and fancy stuff to hype the game. 6. Its a sport which does not need a high score to make up for a low IQ ------------ Why I think Americans prefer their "Football" Their culture/attitude makes BIG seem better. Skill is not important. Glamour & marketing hype combined with brute force and size is more attractive to an American. To make my point - Large Cadillacs (big cars), WWF, baseball (less skill than cricket where you can hit the ball in a variety of ways). Motorcyles where they find Harleys to be more attractive than the latest sport bikes (they call them crotch rockets). Imagine telling yourself a Harley sounds good compared to the hair-raising sounds of the Jap/Italian bikes. What if they made aircraft that sounded like that instead of the modern turbine. I'm trying not to bash but make a point - it's just culture and atttitude. ------------ Rebuttal : Someone commented about Americans building the Internet, airplanes, phones. A great many Great minds have been of non-American descent that would have come from European descent/heritage/ancestry. So that's a moot point. ---------- How silly can you be if you think soccer is for gays. By that token, wearing gear to protect yourself should qualify for gayness. What if poeple said the way a pitcher throws a ball in baseball looks gay. You really have to be stupid to make comments like that about soccer/sport. Women play baseball too. That does not make the sport gay. This is a sport that appeals to basic instinct. Take a person that has not been culture-brainwashed and he will levitate towards basic instinct. That is why the world loves and identifies with football. To make my point, the world loves American music & movies. They could have loved American football in the same way. The fact that they dont is because it's just nowhere close to the passion that comes about with World cup football. People love to watch soccer regardless of whether their country plays or not. -------- IF the Americans were to win the World cup, have women go crazy after them, etc., their perception would change. The rest of the world already has the right perspective. They dont like to watch it because they are currently not faring well. And they don't like to admire outside of their own. That is not sporting. That is not sport. ======= Further cases in point : I've spoken about American Football & Harleys. Both religions in the US. And nowwhere else. Now consider the METRIC system of measurement. Its followed by the ENTIRE world except the US. This cost the US a lot of money and is also less effective & unnecessarily more complex. Google and find the truth. The US Electric system is also different - 110 Volts and is again - less effective than the system used in the rest of the world. -------- All of these only underline attitude and undermine reason.
the greatest sport in the world. it is hated by americans because they are too lazy to actually run for 90 minutes. It takes a crazy amount of dedication and skill. people try to say they are athletic because they play sports such as baseball and basketball. those sports require basic motor skills. i saw this other comment about baseball that said that a soccer player could not beat alex rodriguez in a race. soccer players are the fastest athletes in the world other than runners. soccer is the only sport in the world that you need to be physically fit to play. in football if you are fat you can just be a lineman, in baseball you can just be like prince fielder and be slow and just hit the ball. and for those of you who say that throwing a baseball at 90 mph is that challenging try kicking a ball 70 mph at a small top left corner of the net. if you ever see any of the shots and moves by the professional players you will see how amazing the moves are. it takes a hell of a lot of practice to do the moves and the shots have to be taken in the perfect spot or the goalie will save them. goalkeepers need so much practice to be able to judge the shots. they have to be able to jump through the air to hit the ball away then they must get up quickly or the ball may be shot again into the net. penalty kicks are the hardest thing to do as a goalkeeper in sports. a goalkeeper has to move before the shot is even taken to have a chance to save the ball. soccer is the best.
A REAL definition: A word or nickname for the sport Association Football and to bring about less confusion in other sports: American Football, Australian Rules Football, etc. Contrary to popular belief "Soccer" was not coined by the Americans, but by the founding fathers of the "current" game and took the root abbreviation from the word AsSOCiation. It's played on rectangular field called the "pitch" with 10 players and 1 Goalkeeper. Two 45 minutes halves. The game usually called a "match" involves the use of the feet and or head. Play the ball with your hand or arm is illegal. Object is to the ball in the opponents goal, goals are worth 1 point. The team with the most points wins the match. The game allows a minimal amount of contact, though considerably less that American Football.
THE GAME ITSELF soccer is a sport in which two teams each with 11 players try to kick a ball (roughly the same size as a basket or net ball) between two goalposts. there are two sets of goal posts on each side of the field, one team is trying to kick the ball into one set, the other is doing the same into the other set. players can use any part of their body except their arms to score a goal. each goal, i.e. getting the ball through one set of goalposts, counts as one point. at the end of the match, the team with the highest amount of points wins. COMMON MYTHS 1. soccer is a sissy sport. i) well, more than half the people who say that are retarts who watch the sport on TV instead of getting off their asses and actually trying it out for themselves. so how would they know? ii) soccer requires a very high amound of fitness, as there's only one 5 min. break in the whole 90 minute match, and players have to run practically the whole time especially if they are a midfielder or striker. iii) soccer players only have protection on their calves. they can be knocked over, elbowed (this isnt strictly allowed but happens anyway), kneed, shoved, etc etc. soccer is definately a contact sport. 2. American football is way better. i) well, sure, in american football they score more, but who cares? seriously! ii) many people call soccer sissy. look at the wimps who play american football! they have protection covering their entire bodies, even their faces! "oh yeah, we're so tough, we have so much gear on us we practicly weigh twice as much as a rhino when weve got it on" iii) they have breaks every 15 minutes or sumthing! oh yeah they run a little bit, but their so stuffed after that amount of time that the're sitting down with red faces and sweat running down their noses! 3. soccer requires no effort i) 90 minute matches, you have to run most of that time, only one small break. ii) you have to have SERIOUS skills. you have to be able to dribble the ball effectively, get past opponents, accurately pass the ball to team members, possibly shoot with, say, 3 defenders and the goalie trying to stop you, and GET IT IN. ok, so if this doesn't sound hard, TRY IT. iii)in american football, they have to get past a line. oh, yeah, so hard eh? no wonder they score so much!
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A physically demanding sport and the most popular in the world, despite the fact the clock counts up and the players constantly pretend to sprain their ankles.
I like to call it football. Football has real class and you can do slick moves with it. All the other sports are scrappy and painful to watch. The World Cup and EURO 2004 are the 2nd and 3rd most watched sporting events in the world. That's why its the WORLD GAME!!!
1. a game where people fall on the field after being touched. 2. a game where it takes a whole 90 minutes to score 2 goals 3. A sport when a high scoring game is boring
A stupid term that stupid people (mostly americans) use to call FOOTBALL, the REAL definiton of this sport. It's the KING of world sports, officialy played for more than a hundred years, not some stupid game with a oval ball and a bunch of fucking idiots protected to their tip toes (but still without half of their brain cells).
1) One of the few (admittedly) things at which Americans have always sucked (admit it). 2) The best insult you can use to refer to football when talking to a hooligan in England. Nice beating guaranteed.
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Soccer Dumbest game ever. Involves a bunch of fags running up and down a three mile long field trying to kick a ball into a net like fifty yards wide. There is normally about thirty people from each team on the field at once. Teams only score like 1 goal a game. Its boring as shit. People call it the most popular sport to make themselves feel better about liking a garbage ass game. Requires no skill except for running and kicking a ball. Oh yea and flopping. Look at someone wrong and they will flop thirty feet and you will get a red card and be forced to sit your ass on the bench the rest of the game. They run around like Kenyans out there and you can't even sub people in. The clock don't even stop when the ball goes out of bounds. When someone finally scores you would think they just won the lottery or some shit. And who the Fuck decided to name it soccer? What the hell kind of name is that. Football makes more sense but American football kinda took over the name cuz its like 1000000000 times better. Lousy excuse for a sport. It's for white Europeans who aren't good enough to play real sport like basketball, baseball, hockey, American football, or anything else that actually requires skill.
Europeans run around and pretend to get hurt for 90 minutes
A sport which requires a BRAIN and FITNESS unlike american football where you run for 5 seconds and stop, if you think soccer is easy, think again, watch the top 3 leagues on the world English Premiership, Italian Serie A, Spanish La Liga and you will see how they play, soccer you CAN make contact unlike basketball where you put one hand on the guy and its a foul. With soccer it can take more than 5 years to be a good player with all the skills involved in the sport, soccer players need to be running for 90 mins OFFICIALLY not 85 minutes 90 because of stoppage time unlike american football where you run for 10 mins. You need to have a passion for soccer to play it, its useless playing with no passion because you wont get anywhere, soccer has the most passionate fans out of any sport and if you dont believe me, search soccer ultras on the internet and you will see, the point is that soccer is the best sport and requires the most out of any other sport.
n. 1. most popular and the most enjoyable sport in the world 2. target of insults by rednecks and fatasses because they are never fit enough to play a sport that requires such great amount of dedication and commitment 3. gives you sexy, muscular thighs....mmmm....
SOCCER is the most popular sport in the world.FIFA has more members than United Nations for crist's sake, does American Football have mmore than 200 countries playing their lameass game. and why do they call it football when they are using their hands all the time,"its just plain stupid". Why do they call it world series in baseball when only american teams partipcipate in it: because no country wants to play their boring stupid of game and when watching a baseball game and american football you fall asleep because they are f****ing 4- 5hrs long. Case in Point; Soccer is The king of sports.
The greatest sport there is, and if youve never played and u say its gay, shut your fucking piehole, jackass!
Is an abbreviation for Association of Football mainly used in the US. Subject of criticism by Americans that say "its too boring", "its a game of luck", "its for fags" Lets look at this systematically: 1. Soccer is the most popular sport in the world with over 200 members, second only to the United Nations. Well seems like its doing all right if the majority of the world likes it 2. Soccer requires extreme endurance, speed and technical ability. Many americans like to compare soccer to american football: Soccer is 90 minutes, no stoppages with only a 15 minute break (can reach upto 2hrs in overtime). American football is 60 minutes, w/plenty of stoppages in between(timeouts, etc) and a godamned halftime show?! 3. Look at the greats of soccer: Zidane, Ronaldinho, Pele, Cryuff: they are notable for finesse on the field, for possessing such great ability it seems impossible to normal people. Notable american football players have received recognition, because they can catch (whoop-de-fucking-do!) or they can push another guy 4. Soccer requires physical strength: bones have been broken, muscles torn and the only piece of protection you have is a shin guard. Football players on the other hand are decked out in so much protective gear that its hard to differentiate between person and pads. Hmm...seems like someone's a wittle scared of getting hurt (wanna play a real contact sport? play rugby)
The most popular sport in the world, involving a ball and two goals and played on a grass field.
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A great kickass sport that requires skill, speed, agility, and determination. All the Americans who say soccer is a pussy sport havent tried it they are just cunt faced assholes bitches that say it is low scoring and boring, but scoring a goal is much harder than getting a touchdown. Soccer players are usually natrual athletes and they are hella awesome.
A game where the will of other men continually test your foundations, and the conviction with which you attain goals.
Another name for football. not a very good one...
A boring, monotonous, and tedious to watch English sport played by nations with no clue on how to play, nor create, anything better. A sport that has no shame in stupidly kicking a ball back and forth for 90 minutes to then end the match at 0-0. A sport that despite its pointless monotony comes up with the stupid rule of offside to make it even more absurdly contrived and monotonous. A sport where a referee can claim whatever he damn pleases and it goes even if the call is obviously 100% inaccurate, catastrophic, and on camera. A sport so frustratingly pointless; yet hyped, that many of its live spectators loose their heads by minute 45 and rather start killing each other during half time. A sport that makes all athletic Americans realize by 9th grade that thankfully there are other sports like Basketball, Tennis, Baseball, American Football, Lacrosse, Golf, etc.
A fun sport. Also known as Football. Seems theres always an argument between soccer players and American Football players, doesn't make much sense.
what kids that suck at sports where you have to be strong (football, wrestling) play so they can actually get in a game. unline REAL football, where you can run, pass, kick, block, in soccer, oyu just run and kick.. boring. people say it is harder than football because you have to kick a ball through a 30 foot wide goal.. well in football you have to kick it through a 20 foot wide goal so suck that one soccer fags. also, soccer players say it is harder because you are constantly running, but soccer players stop and dribble the ball like it's their boyfriend's ass hole hair every 3 seconds. in football, you actually sprint. real definition of soccer: a sport that should only be played by females.
best sport in the whole wide world. obivously. requires A LOT of dedication, practice and skill. American football players call it a "girl" sport because they are to emarrased that they cant play the worlds greatest sport. you have to be fit mentaly and physicaly.Unlike basketball and american football where you stop every time the ball goes out, u play full 90 minutes, with only 3 subs. and dont get me started on baseball. Bunch of guys standing around in tight pants now thats GAY.
Socialist Organization to Create Chaos and Economic Ruin, a communist sport played in most parts of the world that are not as cool as America, whose sole purpose is to poison american youth into being pussies who accept ties, good sportsmanship, and being a team player.
american name for football the best game in the world.
a game played world wide. there are 11 people on each team, trying to kick a ball into the goal they are facing and trying to stop the other team from kicking the ball into the goal behind them. there is a goalie for each team, and the goalie is the onlyone who can pick up the ball, provided they pick it up in the 18 yard box. when playing soccer: ~you cant wear any jewellery ~you cant touch the ball with any part of your arms unless ~you are the goalie and inside the 18 yard box ~you have to wear soccer boots, shin guards and your clubs/states/countrys clothes (shorts, socks, etc) and remember: *~soccer is NOT a pussy sport, and requires a huge amount of skill *~the only reason players fall over, start crying etc, is because they ARE hurt or they are faking being hurt to get a free kick- NOT because they are sissies and are not real men/women *~soccer will eventually take over the whole world
The best f***ing sport in the world!!!! all you people who just sit there and say it suks, get off ur lazy ass and try it! i hav been playing 4 SEVEN YEARS and i still cant do a lot ov the tricks that cum with the sport!!! and im the best in my class at it!
1. The most popular sport in the world ------------------------------------- 2. A game in which you actually have to be able to run for at least 90 minutes straight (unlike 'American Football' where they stop 'playing' every 2 minutes). It involves speed, strength, skill as well as a shit load of practice and dedication. If you've never played it and you're bashing it anyway, get the fuck off your ass and try to do anything close to what the professionals can do. It's harder than it looks, jackass. ----------------------------------- Lazy fuck: Hey look at me, I'm a lazy fuck that has nothing better to do than sit on my ass and make fun of things I know nothing about! Soccer player: *Punches lazy fuck in the face* -------------------------------------- 3. The world's best sport. To the american football fans that bash it saying it involves no skill, try the following: --------------------------------- 1. Put a ball in the upper corner with 5 men blocking your way 2. Drible 3 players without getting the ball stolen 3. Keep the ball in the air for 10 minutes straight without using your hands. ------------------------------------- When you can acheive it, then tell me soccer needs no skill. About you saying it's a "pussy" sport, there are soccer players that play with broken hands and/or fingers (because it is FOOTball), you can badly damage your knee, legs, ankles, etc because you only use shin protection. ------------------------------ Soccer pwns american football --------------------------------- 4. The most criticized sport in the United States because of "low scoring, no contact, look gay, fags, blah blah".. when actually its the best sport in the world. It is normally dissed by American Football players that feel they are "men" because they wear a shitload of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. Most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player. ------------------------------- American Football player - How did he get that fine girl? Hot girl - He plays soccer. I love soccer players. American Football player - Damn. My penis is small. Soccer player - Ho Ho Ho.. I'm the man. ---------------------------- 5. The best sport known to man. Takes a shit load of indurance and speed.. i would know im a soccer player..soccer kicks ass |..|, ------------------------------- If you dont like soccer.. call me at 1-800-eat-shit asshole ---------------------------- 6. Soccer is the world's most popular sport, and for good reason. Soccer actually requires physical skill and mental toughness. Unlike lame US sports like football, baseball, or nascar (nascar for fuck's sake), soccer players are required to put in some effort. -------------------------------- Football players rest every single goddamn play. Baseball players stand in a field for hours playing with themselves. Nascar isn't even a sport--it's driving a car in a fucking circle 500 times. ------------------------------------- For those who say soccer is a pussy sport, stop being ignorant. Football seems tough but with all those pads it's pointless. It's just a pussified version of rugby. Wow America sure screws up good sports. ------------------------------ Soccer is better than football because it takes actual talent. -------------------------------- Soccer girls are hot. ------------------------------ American football is retarded because they never use their feet except for kickers/punters. Call it throwball/runball/carryba ll/idiotball, just not football. ---------------------------------- 7. The most famous sport in the world , 2 teams of 11 players each using any part of the body except the hands and the arms to put a ball into the net. Players needs to be very skillful: dribbling ,accurate passing ,tackling ,heading and ball control. Soccer is the king of all sports . ---------------------------- Great soccer players includes maradona ,pele,ronaldo ,van basten ,zidane and vanessen amongst many others --------------------------------- 8. Probably the greatest sport ever, which requires you to be in top notch shape, unlike another sport where it doesn't matter if you're fat as hell, you can still play. ---------------------------------- The World Cup of soccer is the most watched event in the world, with over 1 billion people watching. ------------------------------- 9. Facts: Soccer is a term coined by the English. NOT the Americans. Soccer is an abbrev. for Association of Football. Soccer is the most widely watched sport in the world. Most countries call it by a more logical name - FOOTBALL. It is a sport of endurance where success depends on agility, skill & team strategy It is a sport which can be technical in play like the Germans or magical like the Brazilians. It is a sport which elicits a chant & fervour from the audience that is unmatched by any other sport. ---------- Opinion: I think World Cup Football (soccer) is way better than American football for the following reasons ----------- Its action is constant and not constantly interrupted game play. It relies on skill & technique as opposed to brute force and body weight where skill is less important The size of the player is irrelevant as the focus is on the play of the game as opposed to the player of the game. ------------------------------------ .It's not a game where you wear helmets and have cheerleaders and fancy stuff to hype the game. Its a sport which does not need a high score to make up for a low IQ ------------ Why I think Americans prefer their "Football" Their culture/attitude makes BIG seem better. Skill is not important. Glamour & marketing hype combined with brute force and size is more attractive to an American. To make my point - Large Cadillacs (big cars), WWF, baseball (less skill than cricket where you can hit the ball in a variety of ways). Motorcyles where they find Harleys to be more attractive than the latest sport bikes (they call them crotch rockets). Imagine telling yourself a Harley sounds good compared to the hair-raising sounds of the Jap/Italian bikes. What if they made aircraft that sounded like that instead of the modern turbine. I'm trying not to bash but make a point - it's just culture and atttitude. ------------ Rebuttal : Someone commented about Americans building the Internet, airplanes, phones. A great many Great minds have been of non-American descent that would have come from European descent/heritage/ancestry . So that's a moot point. ---------- How silly can you be if you think soccer is for gays. By that token, wearing gear to protect yourself should qualify for gayness. What if poeple said the way a pitcher throws a ball in baseball looks gay. You really have to be stupid to make comments like that about soccer/sport. Women play baseball too. That does not make the sport gay. ------------------------- This is a sport that appeals to basic instinct. Take a person that has not been culture-brainwashed and he will levitate towards basic instinct. That is why the world loves and identifies with football. To make my point, the world loves American music & movies. They could have loved American football in the same way. The fact that they dont is because it's just nowhere close to the passion that comes about with World cup football. People love to watch soccer regardless of whether their country plays or not. -------- IF the Americans were to win the World cup, have women go crazy after them, etc., their perception would change. The rest of the world already has the right perspective. They dont like to watch it because they are currently not faring well. And they don't like to admire outside of their own. That is not sporting. That is not sport. ======= Further cases in point : I've spoken about American Football & Harleys. Both religions in the US. And nowwhere else. Now consider the METRIC system of measurement. Its followed by the ENTIRE world except the US. This cost the US a lot of money and is also less effective & unnecessarily more complex. Google and find the truth. The US Electric system is also different - 110 Volts and is again - less effective than the system used in the rest of the world. -------- All of these only underline attitude and undermine reason. ------------------------ Soccer is a sport where a Ball is played with your foot Sport 'ASSOCIATED' with the world except the US I'd rather pretend-its-GAY than play-and-pray ------------------------ 10. SOCCER is the most popular sport in the world.FIFA has more members than United Nations for crist's sake, does American Football have mmore than 200 countries playing their lameass game. and why do they call it football when they are using their hands all the time,"its just plain stupid". Why do they call it world series in baseball when only american teams partipcipate in it: because no country wants to play their boring stupid of game and when watching a baseball game and american football you fall asleep because they are f****ing 4- 5hrs long. Case in Point; Soccer is The king of sports. Soccer rules, the best game ever, FIFA has more 215 countries as members 11. --------------------------------- One of the few (admittedly) things at which Americans have always sucked (admit it). The best insult you can use to refer to football when talking to a hooligan in England. Nice beating guaranteed. American: That's not football, you idiot. It's soccer. Rest of the Word: Oh yeah? Why is it that what YOU call "football" hardly uses the foot? ---------------------------- 12. A game where the will of other men continually test your foundations, and the conviction with which you attain goals. ----------------------- "I just don't have the energy to play soccer, dad." "Well son--do you want to live life? Or let it live you?" -------------------------- 13. A great kickass sport that requires skill, speed, agility, and determination. All the Americans who say soccer is a pussy sport havent tried it they are just cunt faced assholes bitches that say it is low scoring and boring, but scoring a goal is much harder than getting a touchdown. Soccer players are usually natrual athletes and they are hella awesome. ------------------------- American football fan: Soccer is a pussy sport Me: *Kicks him in his tiny balls* American football fan: OW Me: Thats how a soccer player kicks bitch*spits on face* -------------------------------- 14. soccer/futbol: futbol is religon of the world it is why to fight and die. American football is pure shit for sweaty overweight mayates to suck on oxagyn machines every two seconds to curb their next Mcdonalds induced heart attack. Hardly what I would call an olympic athelete. As a matter of fact the ghosts of the ancient olypiads are probably turning in their caskets if they could see that capatilistic drivel that is American football. Salud Example soccer is religon it is worth scrapping drinking and fighting for if I have to explain further you are a waste of the worlds precious recources and should shoot yourself in the fucking head and stop taking up good space and oxagyn for those worthy of life. -------------------------------------- 15 . a game played world wide. there are 11 people on each team, trying to kick a ball into the goal they are facing and trying to stop the other team from kicking the ball into the goal behind them. there is a goalie for each team, and the goalie is the onlyone who can pick up the ball, provided they pick it up in the 18 yard box. when playing soccer: ------------------------------ ~you cant wear any jewellery ~you cant touch the ball with any part of your arms unless ~you are the goalie and inside the 18 yard box ~you have to wear soccer boots, shin guards and your clubs/states/countrys clothes (shorts, socks, etc) --------------------------------- and remember: *~soccer is NOT a pussy sport, and requires a huge amount of skill *~the only reason players fall over, start crying etc, is because they ARE hurt or they are faking being hurt to get a free kick- NOT because they are sissies and are not real men/women *~soccer will eventually take over the whole world ----------------------------------- soccer is the greatest, soccer is the greatest, SOCCER IS THE GREATEST!!!! ----------------------------- 16. A sport played world wide, but in most countries called football, not soccer. Here in the US many people think the US team is bad, but they are wrong. When the US mens national team entered Germany this Summer they were ranked 12 out of Fifa's 127 mens' teams, not so good are they? The sport originated in England and was spread to its colonies on several continents, for is one reason of its global domination. In the US many American Football fans and players will out of nowhere call a soccer player words such as Gaypher, Puccy, and Baby, even though they are covered in foot thick pads and break every thirty seconds to hudle in a circle and use poor vocabulary to make up plays. I have played both so don't criticize me for being "ignorant" to either sport. I think we should put much more effort into excepting soccer teams and players into our country, for soccer is our image in sports to the rest of the world. it takes speed, agility, intellegence, and common sense, {and also does not pay more for a player the fatter they are}! -------------------------------------- American Football Fan: *While eating bags of chips and jumping off of the couch when some guy catches a ball in a marked area* "You play soccer, thats a puccy sport!" ------------------------------ Soccer Player: Yeah, and I don't have to weigh over 300 pounds to join the team either. --------------------------------- American Football Fan: Well, they really sucked up this World cup while in erm...wasn't it China? ----------------------------- soccer Player: it was Germany, and mabye if you watched the sport once in a while you would notice how they are in the top 10 percentile of Fifa ranking. ------------------------------ 17. Soccer IS the most popular sport in the world, but In the USA and Canada it is one of the most hated. From the definitions I have read about soccer, people are stereotyping about how people stereotype about soccer. Yes It does take skill, but so does American football, soccer is looked as a pussy sport because there is little contact, and more dives than olympic diving teams. People say you have to run for ever and no football player could ever do that, when they do that for training all the time. --------------------------------- Soccer DOES take skill, but it takes less brawl, and brawl is more attractive to the USA and Canadian citizens, it also is not the sport with the most skill, if anything, paintball/airsoft has the most skill (shooting, running, adjusting to the wind to aim, jumping, dodging, shoulder rolls, conserving ammo, and many more, but thats not this topic) ------------------------------ And I am NOT unfit or fat, I am as a matter of fact in very good athletic shape, I am also not a football player i play futbol. What soccer players think all football players are like, football guy: Hey soccer sucks I am fat and make fun of soccer because I have no life. What they are REALLY like football guy: I hate soccer players, they always wine about us not liking them. What football players think soccer players are like soccer guy: I am homosexual, skinny, and would loose in a fight againts my 3 year old sister What soccer players are actually like soccer guy: Football players think they are so great just because they can hit people and bench this and do stronger stuff, but they have no skill whatso ever. 18. It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer." -yes but they are actually running up and down a massive pitch for 90minutes straight. 19. Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?" -why would europe waste their time in american football when they could be playing the real thing 20. What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?" -its logic. they're eaiser to run in and their shorts really aren't that short. the long socks are to keep the shin guards in place. and american football, whats with the tights?
what most of the world calls football
KICK ASS SPORT! Number 2!!
what americans call football but in england (where it was made it is called football).
A game which the world loves... even Americans. If not, how can you explain the success the US "soccer" team had in Japan/Korea 2002?
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soccer/futbol: futbol is religon of the world it is why to fight and die. American football is pure shit for sweaty overweight mayates to suck on oxagyn machines every two seconds to curb their next Mcdonalds induced heart attack. Hardly what I would call an olympic athelete. As a matter of fact the ghosts of the ancient olypiads are probably turning in their caskets if they could see that capatilistic drivel that is American football. Salud
the most grueling activity one can partake in (with the exception of mass murder). Also the only reason Europeans riot.
a form of football played between two teams of 11 players, in which the ball may be advanced by kicking or by bouncing it off any part of the body but the arms and hands, except in the case of the goalkeepers, who may use their hands to catch, carry, throw, or stop the ball. It seems to me that there are more people bashing people who bash soccer, than there are people who bash soccer on this page. I dont understand why some people feel the need to compare soccer with American Football. Each sport requires unique skills. Soccer requires alot of stamina, American Football is more Strength/speed oriented. Some people even went as far to say that Soccer players endure more pain, and that the sport is tougher than American Football. I have spoken with many people who have played both sports(some of which liked soccer better) and even they will laugh at the idea that soccer is as tough as Football. Im also pretty sure that most of the 'American Football' bashers have never actually played the game, some of them even point out Americans should not bash soccer untill they have played. In light of the fact that Soccer is the most popular sport in the world i can imagine that a larger percentige of Americans who prefer American Football have actually played both sports than the percentige of Soccer fans who have played (American)football, especially considering the fact that it is more difficult to find a Football(American) league in other countries than it is to find a Soccer league in America. In light of all this i suggest these people look up the definition for hypocrite. Id also like to adress the people who claim America to be ignorant of other countries sports to look at their own country and see how popular American football is. Because in the United states soccer is a widely played sport, and it is obvious to me that other countries are just as, if not more ignorant to American Football, than America is to soccer.
The most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to mass genocide
A sport, which, unlike american football or baseball, cannot be interrupted for commercials every 10 minutes and because of that is not seen much (if at all) on American television.
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An extremely hard sport, if u can run for miles you can play it though.
The Real Football, the Round Ball Code,the Beautiful game, The World Game. it is Football because 1) a ball defined in a dictionary is a sphere 2) the players, kick with their foot, the Goalkeeper is the exception as he/she can catch the ball Round ball code most definitely requires skills like other sports. It may not be as physical as other football codes, but it still requires some physical strength and a shit load of mental strength. remember there are 22 players on field, and they have to be control themselves from diving hard, and resist from fighting with the opponents- (they get carded two yellows and get suspended for a game in internationals, while in domestic league it might be two games, depending on how rough the oul or tackle was), they also have to be able to control the ball, judge the distance when they pass a ball to a teammate (and this is kicking not throwing a ball),or when they do free kicks, players have to concentrate on a small goal post, which is rectangular and has the cross bar, players have to know what there teammates are thinking meaning the players have to work together in the sense that they have to know where to go and receive the ball. The ball is not controlled by hands but by the foot, and its not easy kicking a ball in a cold winters day or a sultry hot day and even worse a rainy day, which is hard because the ball is harder to kick on a rainy day. They have offside rule. to top it off "soccer" or Futbol/ Football is a mentally top game,its the ultimate human game, technology doe not interrupt the game like other football codes. Its better with the injustices and justices of the game because it creates drama and people talk about it!!!
A sport played world wide, but in most countries called football, not soccer. Here in the US many people think the US team is bad, but they are wrong. When the US mens national team entered Germany this Summer they were ranked 12 out of Fifa's 127 mens' teams, not so good are they? The sport originated in England and was spread to its colonies on several continents, for is one reason of its global domination. In the US many American Football fans and players will out of nowhere call a soccer player words such as Gaypher, Puccy, and Baby, even though they are covered in foot thick pads and break every thirty seconds to hudle in a circle and use poor vocabulary to make up plays. I have played both so don't criticize me for being "ignorant" to either sport. I think we should put much more effort into excepting soccer teams and players into our country, for soccer is our image in sports to the rest of the world. it takes speed, agility, intellegence, and common sense, {and also does not pay more for a player the fatter they are}!
Soccer IS the most popular sport in the world, but In the USA and Canada it is one of the most hated. From the definitions I have read about soccer, people are stereotyping about how people stereotype about soccer. Yes It does take skill, but so does American football, soccer is looked as a pussy sport because there is little contact, and more dives than olympic diving teams. People say you have to run for ever and no football player could ever do that, when they do that for training all the time. Soccer DOES take skill, but it takes less brawl, and brawl is more attractive to the USA and Canadian citizens, it also is not the sport with the most skill, if anything, paintball/airsoft has the most skill (shooting, running, adjusting to the wind to aim, jumping, dodging, shoulder rolls, conserving ammo, and many more, but thats not this topic) And I am NOT unfit or fat, I am as a matter of fact in very good athletic shape, I am also not a football or soccer player.
The best sport in the world. nuff said.
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Soccer (a.k.a Football, The Beautiful Game) is a sport that has been played in one form or another throughout the world for at least 2000 years. No one has the right to claim it as a sport they invented, neither the British, French, Chinese nor any others. This sport has evolved over the centuries and has adopted characteristics from around the world. The English in the 1800's were the first to create a Football Association, regulating the sport and creating the basis of the "Laws" we know today, they did not invent the sport, the Brit's formalized it. Before anyone comments further on who invented the sport and it's origins please do you research. Start at the official FIFA website, they have a breif history of the sport on their website. P.S: Soccer is a word invented in England, it is a bastardization on the word "Association Football" to distinguish between Rugby Football (a.k.a Rugger) and Association Football (a.k.a Soccer) on University campus in the 1800's where both sports were played. To all my English/UK friends ... stop complaining, you invented the word we use today. :-)
a sport invented by the chinese 500 years ago. They used a ball made of leather, and eventually the sport migrated over to Europe and them fucking Brits think they invented it. Soccer is fucking awesome and no sport can beat it well maybe rugby, but DEFINITLY NOT AMERICAN FOOTBALL. Some amazing players that play soccer are Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Pele, and Shevchenko :).
lots of people say soccer is harder than american football because you are constantly moving... how many times do you see a soccer player tackled by a 6'5 300 pound guy and get right back up? if soccer takes so much more work, why arent soccer players built like football players; constantly in the weight room? soccer players may be fast, but they aren't running 4.3 40 yard dashes.
a name given to the sport known as football (the best damn sport there is) in regards to the def. from 'spikesy' (no.25) "5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer." -yes but they are actually running up and down a massive pitch for 90minutes straight "6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one?" -why would europe waste their time in american football when they could be playing the real thing "7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway?" -its logic. they're eaiser to run in and their shorts really aren't that short. the long socks are to keep the shin guards in place. and american football, whats with the tights? "8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport." -but it's not known around the world. why? cause its crap "9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play." -the only reason they don't play it is cause they suck and dude, don't diss the europeans, majority of americans came form europe.
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A sport that Americans don't like, and the rest of the world does. Americans are constantly called ignorant and stupid for not liking it, because we aren't obsessed with it like everyone else is. The only sport that requires training in the art of footsy, and extensive acting lessons in faking injuries in order to play
I played soccer for 8 years in the states and as I started playing at higher levels, the sport became less and less fun. A dude would lean on me, I would lean back, and he would fall down holding his shin or some bullshit. Then I would get penalized and the pussy gets rewarded with a free kick. I did not appreciate this system, and quickly moved on to more contact friendly sports. At the higher level, it pays to be a pussy in soccer. When combined with low scoring and lots of whining, professional soccer is a big turn off for most Americans. I don't see it catching on anytime soon. While basketball shares the high degree of crying, it has a lot more action. The amount of bitching and carrying on gives professional soccer players the apperance of being whiny bitches. Coincidentally, homosexuals are also whiny bitches and this makes soccer players look like fags. If you meet an American who says he doesn't think soccer players are fags, he is either lying or he is a fag.
The worst god damned sport on earth
the worlds greatest and most played sport. if you were to place a television in front of every person in the world and give them the choice to watch the world cup or the super bowl, every non American would choose the world cup along with numerous Americans. Soccer is the only sport that actually has a world championship. (baseball comes close but it sucks so it cant win)
Sport in which its diehard fans are completely self-righteous and dilusional. With that aside, soccer is an excellent sport that requires extreme stamina and coordination. Soccer (as with any other sport due to differing skill sets) should not be considered a superior or inferior form of sport.
a very intense sport that involves a lot of skill. people often diss soccer only because they wish that they could play it as good as others. once you play soccer on a team, there is usually no stopping you. i have been playing for 8 years, and i rock at it. it takes a ton of practice outside of the team practices and games, like dribbling it down the street without looking down, and jugging it on your knees for ten minutes straight. after you have accomplished this, then tell me that soccer requires no skill. during a game, you have to dribble down a field between atleast 4 people trying to get at that moment your most prized possesion, keep the ball out of the 18-yard line and shoot pass a goalie without kicking the ball over or beside the net, which means perfect aim. DONT DISS SOCCER
soccer takes way more goddamn endurance and toughness than our shitty american sports if soccer is such a pussy sport than how come you run for 90 minutes straight while in nascar, football, and baseball, aka the lazy ass sports. In nascar you drive in a fucking car five hundred times, whew so tiring, in foot ball you run for thirty seconds and than take a break, and baseball u sit in the field waiting for the goddamn ball to get to you. you should call football throwball or the wimpy rugby league, the rugby players wear no padding but the "tough" football players wear a shitload of padding
World's greatest, most popular,and the best sport ever created. MY AND YOUR FAVORITE SPORT. =)
Association football, commonly known as football or soccer, is a team sport played between two teams of 11 players each. It is widely considered to be the most popular sport in the world. A ball game, it is played on a rectangular grass field, or occasionally on artificial turf, with a goal at each end of the field. The object of the game is to score by manoeuvring the ball into the opposing goal; only the goalkeepers may use their hands or arms to propel the ball in general play. The team that scores the most goals by the end of the match wins. If the score is tied at the end of the game, either a draw is declared or the game goes into extra time and/or a penalty shootout, depending on the format of the competition. The modern game was codified in England following the formation of the Football Association, whose 1863 Laws of the Game created the foundations for the way the sport is played today. Football is governed internationally by the Fédération Internationale de Football Association (International Federation of Association Football), which is commonly known by the acronym FIFA. The most prestigious international football competition is the World Cup, held every four years. This event, the most widely viewed and famous in the world, boasts twice the audience of the Summer Olympics.
By far and unfortunately, the most popular sport in the world. These players get taken off in stretchers over a rolled ankle, they whine and complain and cry over the tiniest injuries. EVERYtime they fall, you can be sure they won't get up after a few minutes. Sure, it's straight running for 45 minutes for two halves. Who gives a shit? Cross Country you run A LOT more, but does that make Cross Country more of a sport than Soccer? Probably not. Then there's this moving backwards and passing backwards which means VERY LITTLE scoring which makes it impossible to watch. Yeah, only a true soccer fan can detect the eye-popping moves, not the case for the casual sports fan. Sure it takes a lot of skill, and I mean A LOT of skill to play soccer, but it's not very noticable and not very entertaining... at all. Oh, and no sport should EVER be a sport if it ends in a fucking TIE. Ties do not show what team is better and it's never worth watching 3 seconds of the match if you know it's going to end in a tie. Meanwhile, you got one handed touchdowns, slam dunks, and home runs. Then you got TOUGH athletes like Donovan McNabb playing on one leg, Brett Favre throwing TDs with 2 working fingers, and Richard Hamilton scoring 25 points with a broken face. Then there's Michael Jordan's last second shots and John Elway's last minute drives. There's not much you can expect in the last minute of soccer games. And yes, American Football players do wear pads. You say soccer doesn't need pads because that makes them tougher? Think again. Football is SO FUCKING TOUGH that you NEED to have pads. And even with pads, it still makes football a much tougher sport. You can't even compare soccer to football, so stop trying. Look, I'll admit soccer requires the most skill and the most eye coordination and is very exhausting. But that in any way or form of meaning DOES NOT MAKE IT BETTER OR MORE ENTERTAINING THAN OTHER SPORTS. The more you say or think about it, the more you are a disgrace to the wide wide wide world of sports.
The BEST SPORT EVER and thats that
Alternative name of football which is hated by real football fans. Used by Americans and other people who practice sad sports which they also believe to be called football (e.g GAA fans.) Those who use this word are often deserving of ridicule.
A game invented by Europeans so that they have an excuse to riot. The rules are simple: Men with perms roll around on the ground faking injuries while not scoring any goals. After the game ends with a 0-0 tie (Nil-Nil for the Euros) the real stars of the game known as Hooligans begin rioting. Riots traditionally begin with flairs thrown to burn the field. Afterwards the refs are chased by the hooligans, sometimes they are caught and killed. In the female version of soccer, women strip if a goal is actually scored. In all forms of the game scoring is so rare that should a ball accidentally cross the goal line, the TV announcers are required to perform a primal scream for the next 30 seconds. Followed by some form of Italian Facsist salute to the crowd and the obligatory riot. Famous soccer players include Rocky Balboa in the movie "Victory" and Mr. Slutty Spice, and Brandi Chastaham.
Something little boys play until they are able to put on pads and play football like a man.
The Sport of the sexy.
fagot sport for pussy's who are to scared to play a real sport like American football. if anyone would dive or fake an injury in football, you would be killed by your teammates. soccer is for little crybaby girls. don't u ever say that it is a tough sport.
a sport that americans will never embrace because it is one of the worst sports ever. though better than american football, it is 1000x worse than lacrosse, because lacrosse is a true american sport, with actual contact. lacrosse is a true man's sport and soccer is not, because soccer does not involve contact, it is boring, and a large number of players, from what i can tell, are homosexuals.
Soccer is one of the most popular sports in the world. Its played by overpaid sissy men on a field you could land a 747 on. The goalies defend a net you could park a semi trailer in which is the hardest job on the field. Sometimes goalies are expected to stop in excess of three shots per game. The most frequently used strategy in soccer involves lying on the the field and writhing around and crying at the smallest semblance of physical contact. Often times when no contact has even occurred but the refs weren't looking. This will get you a free shot that will probably miss the net anyways because hitting a 40 foot wide net is somehow hard. Sure soccer players can run for extended periods of time as if that is supposed to get me to respect them. Who cares? They should try playing ice hockey where you have to skate the whole time with a lot of equipment on and can't run out of bounds like the girly soccer players. In fact I defy any soccer player to willingly jump in front of a 110 mph shot. Soccer is also a convenient excuse to display cultural and racial intolerance in the form of riots and murder. Property damage is also usually on display before during and after a soccer match. Because if watching a 4 hour game that ends in a 0-0 tie with 4 shots on goal between teams doesn't make you want to trample children and throw Molotov's at the police I don't know what will. But as long as they can run around for extended periods of time most of Europeans will love it.
A faux sport played by emaciated, effete european boys whom possess no discernable athletic skill.
The BEST sport ever played. In most of the world its call futbol which is NOT to be confused with the fucked up game us americans have call FOOTBALL in which you DONT USE YOUR feet, like ever.
1. A sport of grown gay men faking thier injuries
what american football should be called. It makes no sense for soccer to be called soccer when it is called football everywhere else, and it doesn't make sense to call football "football" when the ball and the foot hardly ever make contact!! So, they should just switch the names so everything would make more sense
The most popular sport in the world apparently, much the same way that rice is the most widely eaten food in the world, its not that people want to eat rice or play soccer, they just have no other choice.
The softest sport on earth. Only played by kids who can't take a hit or do anything other than kick a ball. People who play soccer are not respected and should switch to another tougher sport such as hockey.
1. A great respected sport that requires lots of skill and will never get respect by most north americans. 2. A branch off of a no holds barred game where people would try to make points by kicking a ball over a bar.
An absolutely horrid "sport". The only strategy in this "sport" is setting formations and subbing substitutions. In football, you have to memorize hundereds of plays and formations. Like for instance, if your a WR and a QB says "42 red blue right" You must know EXACTLY where your going to be on the field, what rout to take, what player to block, etc. Absolutely no dumbasses are allowed in the big leagues, take Ryan Leaf for instance. This guy was a dumbass jock, and becuase of it, he turned out to be horrible in the NFL. You could be a dumbass jock in Soccer and you could still be succsesfull. You are not required to have ANY upperbody strength in Soccer, and the only "injury" these soccer players have are sprained ankles, and you know how they got that? By being tripped! Boo fuckin' hoo, be a man. The refferies are fucking sad. There calls are based on OPINION, what the hell is up with that? Like for instance in the world cup, one american guy got tripped by an italian, and the refs shows a red card, even though he TOUCHED THE BALL and IT WAS THE FORST FUCKING FOUL OF THE GAME. The refferies pull out these "cards" on impulse. Basicly, the only reason America did not get past the first round was becuase we lost that guy and we had to settle for a tie. In Football, if a referie calls someone out (because there are no fouls because football isn't for pussies) He ALWAYS checks with another Ref to see if he agrees. And even if they missed a call (Which they hardly do) the COACH (Not Manager) can tell the refferies if he thinks they did, and they ACTUALLY listen. Another reason Soccer Sucks, is because of the point system. Do you know why Hockey got rid of these "ties"? Becuase having ties in a game are STUPID! So why dosn't soccer have overtime to decide the tie? Becuase soccer feels that it has to be so boring that it should have 0-0 ties. I mean, atleast when your going to football, baseball, basketball, or hockey game you KNOW there is going to be a score, it's guerenteed. And this goal-differential is also an embarrismant. Imagine if your goalkeeper was having a bad game and you lost 5-0. It would take over a month just to break even! Like when the US lost 3-0 in the World cup, but then played VERY well the next two games. We didn't get passed the first round, because of that 3-0 loss. The only way we could have gotton past is if we won a game 3-0. It wouldn't matter if we did win the next two games, because we would still need a goal differential of 0 to break even. What a messed up system! And yes, after all that there is still something wrong with soccer: Everything else. The game itself lasts for only 90 minutes, a football game lasts for 210 minutes. The game of soccer contains passing the ball over and over and over and over again and some scoring. In Football, EVERY play is exciting, whether it be a passing play or running play. In soccer, the ONLY thing exciting are the goals, in football, EVERY aspect of it is exciting, whether it be a long pass, amazing catch, broken tackle, hard hit, interception, long run, sack, or even the time inbetween plays.
a sport where two teams of girls/feminine men run around and kick a ball for 90 minutes, soccer fans get angry when they're called pussies just because their sport involves no contact and little to no use of the hands, they also insist that their sport is exciting despite the mundayne nature of passing the ball a thousand times and extremely low scoring games, it is, however a good pastime for women who like to keep in shape.
The sport that broke my freaking ankle and sprained the other one!
The gayest sport. in gay countries its sometimes known as football. 90 minutes of nothing. players wear stupid long socks and short shorts. if someone gets a goal then thats like a once in a million years occasion. the only sport where 2-0 is a blowout. 95% of the game is spent by 2 defence guys tapping the ball to eachother. if you touch someone you get sent off the field. if someone gets the ball taken from them they flop and pretend they're hurt. if someone scores then they jus put all their players in the defence half of the field. goalies feel the need to dive for the ball, even if its going straight to them. NBA is way better.
A slower, easier, wimpier version of hockey. Boring. Guys tend to fall on the field crying after barely any contact and the refs give out red cards for nothing.
A sport that is enamoured around the world but here in America is only suited for those under fifteen years of age.
or "footie" as most soccer playing individuals would call it, is the mother of the much more manly football (Rugby). Soccer players start their career in rugby then move quickly to soccer because they cannot "hack" the hard hitting, beer drinking, partying all night long part of Rugby. It does not sadden the rugby world that soccer is more popular however, because they would just assume not be associated with the soccer players. Some ruggers been quoted as saying, "we don't want to be associated with the soccer playing fags."
The most popular, over-rated sport in the world. You are lucky to see a score every 30 minutes. People say that soccer is "hard" and all about "Skill". That dosn't make it exiting or overly fun. People act crazy at the soccer, especially afterwards. There is always usally riots, torched cars, bashings, and that's just what the winners do. Supporters of the losing team nearly always cry after every match, no matter how insignificant it was. They have been known to attack supporters of the other team, cut themselves, throw themselves off of balconies even cut off their genitals with bolt cutters. You better not think about even nudging the player with the ball or you'll get a yellow card. And Heaven forbid if you even accidently trip your opponent, you'll be sent off with a red card. Exiting events rarely happen, and the score is often a draw. For a real sport try basketball.
A game enjoyed by ten year olds and people outside the United States. Nobody relevant enjoys soccer. It is a faggy looking game you can get no pleasure participating in or watching. Eurofags especially get worked up over it, because in their countries, soccer is the only thing they're good at, as they've long been irrelevant as world powers for ages. In Europe, soccer is called "football". It makes more sense to call that football than American football, but since it's such a shitty sport, nobody in the U.S. can bring themselves to call it that.
The eupropean alternative to being gay.
1. (USA) a fast-paced, graceful field sport played mostly by girls, boys under age 16, and homosexuals. 2. (USA) a seasonally televised sleep-aid/tranquilizer.
known by the whole world (except the USA) as football, but that name is also being used for s****y american footbal which is only played in america, hmmm wonder why? Americans hate soccer because you can't but adverts on every 10 minutes during a game and because it takes talent to play unlike american football which only requires you to know how to order mcdonalds.
A simple game invented by English women who wanted to kill some time while their husbands cleaned the apartment and cooked dinner. (During WWII, thousands of American GIs stationed in Britain prior to the D-Day invasion were able keep British women occupied which led to a temporary decrease in soccer's popularity) Soccer requires moderate stamina but very little skill or strategy, which is why it is such a popular sport in Bolivia and the UK as well as with special education students in the U.S. Studies have shown a direct link between fondness for soccer and frequent masturbation, which is why Britain excels at wanking. Soccer fans have inferiority complexes which explains why they have to grossly exaggerate the "skills" required to play soccer (i.e. kicking a ball around and remembering which goal is yours). Last year, the American WOMEN'S team defeated several European men's teams, which surprised many observers.
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An alternatuve to the gay bar for picking up fellow homosexuals.
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Abbreviation of 'Association Football'. A playground game of skill involving two teams, a ball, and a goal at each end. The goal of the game is to score goals in the opponent's goal using just your feet. The best players have dedicated hours to fitness and technique. However it is a very achievable sport and any serious primary school champion is probably comparable to the top professional players. The popularity of this sport is a mystery. Scientists believe it has something to do with its simplicity. Most people have played the game, most people understand the core elements, and the vast majority of the population are either extroverted or sports fans. Many take issue with football's overpaid players, its strange politics and its homo-eroticism, and while it is a non-contact sport, supporting football has become its own contact sport. It is also worth noting that 'soccer' fans are very easy to offend, will probably have issues with this sentence, and have bought into a neo-religious lifestyle.
No such thing... it's fucking football
The most pussy sport on the planet known as earth. It isc really easy. Step one be a good 5 feet away from someone, drop to the ground, hold your knee and start crying. You will automatically win the game by doing those steps.
A sport that is played all over the world. Is called football to all non - u.s. people. Soccer is amazing and a better sport then most other ones.
A sport that is mostly played by duchebags around the world. They are commanly assotiated with homosexuals. They often get mad when there sport is made fun of and call people whoever hates the sport lazy and fat, when really they are the real vaginas. A typical soccer fight involves slapping and kicking like little bitches.
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The best sports in the world, not just for other countries, but in America too! So stop ripping on us 'cause we like football! I mean Americans can rip on people too you know? i LOVE soccer, I play in three leagues so don't go and say Americans hate soccer (football) I personally don't get football its dumb and HELLO they use their hands! It also stops like evry five seconds for shit so it goes for 4-5 hours! Soccer takes skill and endurance, I'd like to see a football player run 5 miles (8K) in one game! They MUST keep in shape, whereas football players can be fat as hell (take a look at the defensive line).
Though the worlds most popular sport, its fucking gay...Yeh it takes skill and you need shape but since im from canada theres no contact. I couldnt play a game with no contact and im not saying i like american football. Hockey and lacrosse, takes skill, you cant be fat, need to be in shape. But other sports(excluding soccer) doesnt take acting classes for getting tapped and going down like they got shot. TOUGHEN UP YOU FUCKING SOCCER PUSSIES
Sure it takes skill, sure it takes dedication. I know that because Ive played the game. But American Football is a real man game. Theres collisions at over 80 mph (Sport Science proved it), the only reason they wear a shit load of pads is so they don't die!! They have to memorize like a billion plays, make reads off the other team, watch game film of themselves and the other team, they have to be able to tackle people who are sometimes 250 pounds, they have to be able to catch (while being tackled too), they have to be able to throw accurately and far, they have to run extremely fast. Football players may only have to run for a couple of seconds but those few seconds take more out of you then a whole 10 minutes in soccer. These football players are the world's greatest athletes. We americans and canadians watch your version of football. Maybe you should try watching ours for once
A word used instead of football by idiot Americans
the sport European women invented to keep them busy while their husbands made them dinner
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Chavies all around England, Wales, Scotland, Ireland and Brazillians enjoy playing this lame ass sport. You wanna real sport, play basketball, or REAL American football.
A word commonly used in times of confusion. Also a sport...i think???...
a gay sport that is only played by gay fag smoking british poeple,and soft guys who can't play real football,and think that because they like it every one else should.
An extremly hard sport that requies skills. Unlike Football soccer is what came up with the word futball and the americans just copied it and made a gayass sport off it. Futball means to play with your legs not your hands. In soccer all decsions are final and the refferees don't review a tape and change there call. In order to play soccer the player needs to be in shape and be able to run for 90min strieght. Unlike Footbal(America version) we don't rest every 10sec.
The FALSE term for football. Americans stole the term football for their ponsey version of rugby, which is stupid because they barely use their feet. If americans say soccer in Britain, they usually become hospitalised by hooligans.
Soccer is a 'sport' in it's loosest sense, where between 10 and 22 she-men nancy around a pitch, randomly falling over and messing up their prissy haircuts. Homosexuality is rife in the sport, and many professionals are technically retarded (listen to an interview and you'll understand). Many footballers go on to have jobs as taxi drivers or alcoholics. Footballers tend to stay away from rugby players because they are smaller, less intelligent and are generally in awe of the 'bigger boys'. Most fans are thugs that posture at each other, shout obscenities and generally look like prats. They are often characterised by string vests, tattoos and body odour. Their typical IQ of 7 is also a good indication. Football fans tend not to have sex with the opposite sex very often as they are (on average) repulsive creatures.
game played with 11 players on each side attempting to kick a ball into the opposing team's goal. requires athletic ability and endurance. this game is played by many nice people the world over. however, nearly everyone in the United States who plays it has a big inferiority complex and they are bitter that their game is not, and never will be, as popular as football, basketball, baseball, or hockey.
not near as entertaining as those riots that break out in the stands among the fans who at some point must realize what a boring fuckin piece of shit game they are watching after several hours and the score is still zero to zero and so they just decide to punch the drunken fuck next to them to create a little (any actually) action...
The most booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooringggg game ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to watch.... its just a bunch of guys running back and forth...
Superfluous colonial synonym for football, aka: The Greatest Sport Known to Man.
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a boring ass sport where you watch 90 minutes of the same thing happening. bunch of fags running up and down a field with an occasional kick and grasp of opposing player's ass/balls.
An excuse for a bunch of immigrant gwats to get all sweaty and competitive by chasing a ball around a field of grass.
The dumb shit name americans gave to one of the most established and most popular sport in the world. Also the only game where there is no time outs, 45 minute halfs, and only three subs allowed per game. Whilst copying enemy sports like AMERICAN football has a break after every play, baseball where you can be fat as fuck, and hockey where u can come out when wanted as many times as needed (about ever fucking minute). And also the sport known as a pussy sport, which TOTALLY makes sence because rarely people can keep up the pace after 33 because of reoccurring injuries because you played a game with a torn achilles tendon, pulled ligament, chipped knee, etc.
THE BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD.ACTUALLY TAKES SKILL UNLIKE FOOTBALL.I KNOW SOCCER IS A STUPID TERM. SOCCER NEEDS- ENDURANCE SKILL SPEED CLEVERNESS CREATIVENESS HARD WORKING MINDSET DEDICATION I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY..... FOOTBALL NEEDS- OVER 250 POUNDS COCKY BLACK IF YOU ARE A FOOTBALL FAN AND YOU LIKE TO BASH SOCCER... 1)FUCK OFF 2)TRY TO DO ALL THESE THINGS SEE BELOW AND GET BACK TO ME 1.PUT A BALL IN THE UPPER 90 WITH 5 PEOPLE STOPPING YOU FROM DOING SO(UPPER 90 MEANS TOP CORNER FOR ALL YOU FOOTBALL FAGS) 2.RUNNING FOR 90 MINUTES STRAIGHT. 3.SCHOOL 3 DEFENDERS WITHOUT LOSING THE BALL. 4.SCORE A PENALTY KICK WITH 50,000 PEOPLE TRYING TO MESS YOU UP. 5.JUGGLE A SOCCER BALL FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT WITH OUT LETTING IT HIT THE GROUND AND WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS. 6.GET HIT IN THE COCK BY A BALL GOING 70 MPH. AND FINALLY 7.SAVE A PENALTY KICK THAT IS GOING 70 MPH. SUCK ON THAT FOOTBALL FANS.
A sport that is always being beat up on by people who don't even play! Some people say that is isn't a contact sport but they are wrong. The only protection soccer players have are shin guards and people get hurt and get bruises all the time. Soccer is a sport that requires extreme dedication, effort, endurance and skill. People who make fun of soccer are obviously just jealous of our mad skills.
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Worlds most overrated sport. It's not just america that calls it soccer anyway. In Ireland, we call Gaelic Football, football. Give me B-ball any day. At least that never ends in a 0-0 draw.
the best game ever created in the history of the world
1) The sport that, in America, is played by women, children, and homosexuals (Which exsplains why are womens team is 10x better then our mens team) Therfour, In America, it is considered a fag sport. 2) Boring sport. The field is huge. Why does this make it boring? It's so huge that 85% of the time, there not even in scoring distance, which meens 85% of the time isn't even worth watching. Quite honestly I don't find kicking a ball back and forth again and again until they finaly get a chance to score (And theres an 5% chance that they actually will score) The goals are a gimick, and the ONLY thing entertaining in this sport ('Cept maybe a really good dive by a goalkeeper) 3) It was invented by women let women play it! It's wasn't even considered a mans sport until a few years after it was invented 4) The only way to get an injury is to fake an injury. The only thing in soccer I would imagine hurting is getting hit in the face with an elbow (I.E. World Cup 2006, when McBride got clobbered) 5) It's only 90 minutes, while an American football game is 4 hours, Therfour to play Football you have to have more stamina than in soccer. 6) Keep in mind that America plays Soccer and most of Europe dosn't play American Football. Who has a right to judge those sports, the Country that plays both or the country that plays only one? 7) What's the deal with the short-shorts and knee-high socks anyway? 8) If Football as known around the world, IT would be the most popular sport. 9) Do you know why America dosn't like soccer? Because Americans have 4 other sports to watch and play that are ten times better than soccer. Soccer is boring, America knows this because we've played it coutless times, and if it wasn't for the World cup and a 'need" to be in it we could quite playing it. Soccer is a boring game of luck, witch compared to other american sports, very easy to play.
World's best sport on the planet which most americans are stupid prefering "football" over it when players run for 90 minutes and takes skill. Only Americans and Canadiens hate this sport and it is really called football. Football and Baseball players call this sport pussy when there is a difference soccer players do get more pussy.
The best sport to ever be invented by man. Whats with that gay Rugby Runion shit? Honestly people get out there and play soccer, don't watch it. Playing soccer with your hands is fun have you any idea how many frees I can give away in one game? Nothing could get as exciting as that!
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A pussy ass sport. Only for European fags. Soccer players are the most woman like fags ever.
a sport that should be called football in America because it makes more sense. but just because Americans changed the name doesnt mean they arent good. i got news for ya! WE are good!! Didnt you see how good America did in the Confederations Cup? if you didnt they almost beat Brazil... in the finals! the score was 3-2 Brazil!!! Anyway.... football (soccer) involves 2 teams of 11 players kicking the ball around on the field passing around trying to score on the goal. Soccer is very competitive and physical.
(n) A game where not good enough actors play.
the gayest shit ever invented
gay. also, most soccer players have random unquenchable hate for other sports because, well, you know (theirs sucks).
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I’ve played soccer. And it has to be the most idiotic game ever. There is no contact whatsoever, and there are so many players on the field at one time that it is impossible to get a shot off.
A violent and offensive 'sport' played by many Euro 'athletes.' Riots, killings, and death are common. Hated by Americans
12 grown men chasing a rubber ball in a "would-be/should be" golf course continously for 90 minutes per game, now that's soccer.
The best freaking sport in the world! Not only the most popular (the world cup is watched by more people than the super bowl) but simply one of the best. And to those who claim it is for pussys and is not a contact sport, I have broken ribs, cause of soccer, as well as a dislocated knee and screwed up ankles, and I know somebody, who could die if she gets another soccer related concussion. So just shut up till you can play for 90 minutes straight with only shinguards on!
1. A sport hated by the Yanks, that think it is gay. No other world apart from your bum-chum ice hockey has so many pads. In football (our one) you need strength, intelligence, skill, the ability to pick out one man and kick a pass to him and nerves. What do you need in American football? The ability to throw a ball. Well fucking done! Only USofA plays Gridiron. The whole world plays football. 2. Not as good as rugby
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A gay ass sport that requires minimal athleticism. A sport that faggots play to try to be cool. All they do is run and kick a ball and cry when they get hurt. The sport pussies play instead of a real sport like water polo or lacrosse. Soccer is also called football or gayball or i have a big pussy ball.
the stupidist sport in the universe it is so ridiculous i mean what moron calls a sport soccer ITS FOOTBALL U FUKIN GIMPS FOOT-BALL not hard to say is it!!!!
The act of looking like a complete nancy, often times morons who partake in this "sport" become homosexual.
Not a sport, a disease
same meaning as gay, the words can be used interchangebly
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The best freakin sport ever.
An awesome sport in which one of the main rules is to kick balls.
Obscure team sport played only in a few isolated regions of the world. Details are sketchy but the game is believed to involve kicking.
The world's most popular sport, enough said. Though, it has to be said that it requires more mental processes than any other sport, mainly because play doesn't stop every 5 seconds like American football. Also, the players aren't covered head-to-toe in pads, they have to play both offense and defense and don't leave the field every 2 minutes, and above all, they actually use their feet to play (I know, weird concept to grasp). Baseball, boring unless the ball is hit and even then the play only lasts 10 seconds. Basketball continues the play more so than others but still stops every 30 seconds or so. Simply put, soccer is the most dynamic sport on the planet and it is true what people say about that it is played in every country. The soccer legend Pele juggled oranges when he was a little boy growing up in Brazil, furthermore, you don't even need other people to play the game. It always has been and always will be the greatest, worldly accepted sport.
A fag sport. While it does require stamina and endurance, soccer couldn't hold a candle to American Football. Yeah, in football you wear pads, but if you didn't, you would get seriously injured and possibly killed, especially at the NFL level. Yeah, you get breaks in between plays, but it's like running sprints. One or two sprints won't get you tired, but after an hour of it, you're exhausted. Same with football. To have a good football team, you need a diverse range of players with different skills. You need a good leader who can throw the football well, a strong, fast player who can absorb hits every play without fumbling the ball, a few fast athletic players who can catch the ball and not drop it after getting leveled by a safety or linebacker, and five big guys to fight in the trenches and block every play and are the most important part of your offense. And that's just the offense. So for all of you faggots who think that soccer is harder or takes more skill than football and all you need to do to be a football player is throw a football, man up and try playing a real sport, AMERICA's sport, American Football. You wouldn't last 5 seconds against a good team.
An exciting and intriguing game requiring extreme talent, it can be played and enjoyed by anyone in the world. Serious fans tend to be annoying pricks who use their soccer passion as an excuse not to get laid.
an activity defended by its fans based chiefly on the following, poorly-reasoned premises: 1. It is the "most popular 'sport' in the world." This poor reasoning adheres to the two-pronged logical fallacy of collectivism: (1) what many enjoy does not mean all should enjoy; (2) what many enjoy does not make an activity "good". Further, fans of soccer who base their fandom on its popularity engage in self-perpetuation: "i'm a fan because it's the most popular sport in the world." 2. Soccer requires significant athletic skill and conditioning. Though soccer may, indeed, require significant skill and conditioning, the argument of soccer supporters fails quickly when they attempt to parlay this argument as making soccer's physical requirements superior to the conditioning required for sports such as football, etc. The simple fact is, the activity of soccer, like sports, is played in short bursts of speed, and long lags of standing or shuffling around - the same "lapse of activity" that fans of soccer find fault with baseball, football, etc. 3. Soccer players are tough. This is perhaps the most laughable of rationales, as, even though it may hold water, anyone ever observing "soccer dives" would instantly dismiss this reasoning. Those wishing to proffer the "but they're REALLY HURT when they take dives" defense need look no further than any one of dozens of compilation videos on youtube of soccer players crashing to the ground in agony after being brushed by an opponent.
A term that is know as Football to the whole world apart from America, Canada & Australia. Requires you to have agility to run for 90 mins +. Also requires two feet and a round ball. Good balance is also needed. It's the most over paid job that has higher wages than any other sport, alot of the people who play it are cheaters, they also feel that kicking a ball in a net is the hardest thing in the world. Go retardly crazy when they kick a ball in a net. Professional Footballers only play because of the $100,000 pay check at the end of the game. Although they still like the sport. Most footballers earn pocket money by doing advertisments for boots that make poor kids fell like crap, and they get paid millions for it. Get all the nice women because the biotchs are too popular to be seen with any1 who has a useful job like firefighters & police officers etc. Crowd control is also very poor in some countries due to their dumbness of liking the sport and thinking they are hard fight 1 person with 150 of their low life pals. In some countries, the national football side is referred to as "the troops" even they are no where near as brave as the actual troops who fight for their rich asses. Chavs also favour this sport.
Most popular non-contact sport in the world. Rugby turns out to be its bastard badass son.
A sport were you have like no protection from getting hurt. You actually have to move. Unlike baseball and nascar. It usually gets made fun of my American football players and baseball players by being called girly, faggy, and a gay ass sport. I'm sorry we have to run around like crazy for 90 minutes and you baseball players stand there watching the clouds go by. It's the world's popular sport, EXCEPT United States, be we know all soccer players get the girl.
A global sport where nothing much happens on the field. The fans are an absolute riot, though.
1. The sport that requires no upper body strength, giving anybody an advantage if they get into a fight with a soccer player. 2. The sport where you run up and down a field... possibly not even getting the ball. 3. The sport that gives competitive girls huge butts.
pussy sport that frowns upon any real physical contact. object is to get a ball into giant net with the score usually being 1-0. often thought of as a very physically draining sport by the ones who cant play any other sport cause there mommys dont want them to get hurt. try blocking a 100mph peice of frozen rubber and being checked into boards and hit with sticks and then tell me how draining soccer is.
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gayest game on the planet, i rather get kicked in the nuts for the rest of my life than watch one second of that bullshit pussy sport
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a game played by girls masquerading as men who couldn't live through an attempt to tangle with American football players
the most watched sport in the world the most richest sport in the world the most loved sport in the world PS. Americans hate it with a passion.
some sport
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The gayest sport that involves humping other guys and wearing shin guards because the players are too pussy to get a few kicks in the shin. See gay. Play a real fucking sport losers.
the gayest sport of all time that requires no skill and no contact at all. It is also the most boring sport in the history of the world. Ice hockey in north america rapes soccer of 'futbol' up the butt.
Theres only 2 good things about soccer. 1. Watching those fucking foreign assholes beat the hell out of each other because they think their teams better. 2. When a player fucks up they take him out back after the game and put him out of his misery, like an old horse.
A term used by stupid Americans for football. American football hardly uses what is know as the 'foot' but they call it football? Soccer is called 'football' as the main idea is to use the ball with your 'foot'. 'Football' is the most popular sport in the world apart from in America where they would rather watch sport that has breaks every five minutes so they can get their fat arses to the nearest burger vendor.
Soccer, or futbol, is the worlds largest sport. It requires an extreme amount of skill and natural talent. Usually made fun of by American Football players, when in reality, the sport "American Football" is only a fraction of the size of futbol. It is also proven that to become a professional soccer player, it takes twice the amount of practice compared to an American Football player, you also need a high amount of athleticism, unlike "American Football". This sport is commemorated every 4 years with a "World Cup".
soccer or TRUE football. the one that came first.its the greatest game invented. to those that call it a pussy/gay sport, it beats the shit out of nfl and nrl cause it involves skill and endurance and palyers dont go prancing around hugging each other like these so called manly sports. im a soccer player and i dont feel the slightest bit gay when im training at the same time as the womens team. there is some dam fine ladies running around in little shorts just metres away. yeah thats so gay.
First of all, it's futball not soccer. what gives America the right to change a great sports name into something that gay just because a gay sport has that name. Fuck America and their shittty futball team. England all the way.
tha gayest sport where a bunch of dick licking brazilians kik tha ball around and try 2 get it in the net the size of a brazilian home
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only the best sport ever!! America sucks at it. Brazil owns and England invented it long ago. more well known by calling it futbal or football!! golassssssssooo!! goals will win you a game but its not as easy as it looks so i challenge you to freaken get up and try to see what the pros do!! you could never do that!! Soccer is the best sport in the world!
11 players playing in a field. you can use all of your body execpt hands but......... dont play it its FUCKING boring
A "sport" that stole the name of a great game. The real football (that being American football) is a sport that involves real talent and stamina while avoiding huge guys who are out to kill you. Soccer is just a bunch of pussys running around kicking a ball back and forth for four fucking hours. Furthermore, the real reason for soccer riots is because the fans get so bored they need to find something to do. You don't often see football fans starting riots, and each game is nearly sold out every time.
the american term for football. why the yanks call it `soccer`, who knows? 10 players on each team try and score in the opponent`s goal, defended by the goal keeper, who is the only player allowed to pick up the ball. the other ten must use their feet. thus the name football.
the best sport in the world!! takes practice and intelligence. the hockey players at my school think it's gay and stupid when really they've mistaken that for themselves. they call me weak cause I play soccer so I kicked one in the shin and they almost started crying, who's weak now? soccer is better than any other sport and to those who think different, gtfo.
The lamest excuse for a sport behind football,basketball and lacrosse. its full of abunch of testosterone driven idiots who dont even know how to get a girlfriend
When one plays with themselves; also called Masturebating
Possibly the best sport in the world. A sport that requires actual athletic ability. People who have never tried to play soccer, you need to stop criticizing it. In soccer you need to actually be able to run for 90 minutes straight, play through rain and not sub out at all. Practice every day and dedicate yourself to the sport. You need to play through injuries and shin bruises so deep it hurts to walk. You'll pull so many muscles and be so tired but you still walk back to the field because it's the only place you feel at home. Soccer requires dedication, focus, but most of all you need to want to win and you need to try. Soccer is the best sport ever.
An excellent way to stay in shape and improve, endurance, speed and agility. Many people do not appreciate the physical and metal toughness to play this game, and call it a "Pussy Sport" because there is no tackling. Just because 300 pound whales don't come charging at you doesn't mean that it is not a contact sport. You just have to be a lot more sneaky at taking your appointent. Another useful skill.
a game not to be confused with a sport is were you kick a ball at a really big net.... that's it no skill or talent is required. It was first invented for mentally handicapped children but was soon played by people who realized they had no skill to play real sports. it is the most popular game in the world due to the fact that there are more unskilled low I.Q people in the world then there is skilled athletes.
The name that a large group of ignorant colonials insist on giving to a sport initially named football. This is due to their inability to understand basic football rules and their total lack of skill, which led to the creation of the nancies' game of American football (the usurper of the 'beautiful game's true name.)
Its a sport any one can play it is called football every where else then were we live!⚽
See football, dumbshit.
To play soccer means to smoke cannabis; it is the newest slang term for marijuana.
The worst sport ever! Why is there even a goalie when the goal is so big! Stupid! If someone gets touched by a finger they cry and has a meltdown. A bunch of British rich boys who can't play football or any active sport so they decided to kick a ball of air. Butt hurt if anyone calls it soccer and try's to explain its football! Guess what in football you do use your foot when they have to kick the ball through the goal post😒
The absolute most pussy, soft core sport there is out there. If you added some hitting into it it would be awesome.
The American word for football, because they are very small-minded and know nothing about anything outside of their state boundaries.
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gay name for football.
good sport to play and just as good as American Football and if you think otherwise your an ignorant dumb ass who needs to really get over yourself and die.Just as physical as American:Football Basketball, and then of coarse Lacrosse soccer players that think otherwise are the reason no other types of sports players like them and thats why we make fun of you(you act like ass wholes sometimes)
A code word for porn.
A decent sport played by the wimpiest people known to man. On paper, the game consists of people kicking a "ball" into a "goal", but in reality, it actually consists of wimps "tripping over" and fake crying on the ground until a "free kick" is given.
Being a soccermom. When you choose to stay home for the night instead of whoring it up you stay in and bake cookies and brownies and attend to the children with your christmas sweater. Mini-van parked in the driveway, with "My child is an Honor Roll student" Bumper sticker on the back. Usually used as a derogatory term.
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A shit sport for faggots that have no skill and are dickheads
The American word for football because they have to have different words for everything. Of course, this may confuse some Americans because they also have a sport called football, but their football different. Soccer=football American football=I have no idea but I think it is some form of rugby. Rugby=a vile sport. Of course this is written by a girl and girls don't know anything, obviously. I'm just a mere female creature of this Earth. My opinion doesn't count. Don't listen to me. Listen to some smelly, sweaty guy with a six pack. He'll know. Of course he will. Why wouldn't he? He is a boy after all. Far superior. Girls are good for nothing. (!)
kicking a ball across grass and one person says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"
A sport where the most athletic players play in the world instead of America but they are mostly young guys that have fake injuries and flop around the field.
The worst sport ever! Why is there even a goalie when the goal is so big! Stupid! If someone gets touched by a finger they cry and has a meltdown. A bunch of British rich boys who can't play football or any active sport so they decided to kick a ball of air. Butt hurt if anyone calls it soccer and try's to explain its football! Guess what in football you do use your foot when they have to kick the ball through the goal post😒
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A game where people kick balls around and hope to hell they score.
a sport that everyone plays and if you play you think your an athlete but you really aren’t because its not that hard
Supposed to be a great sport, but everyone who plays is too cocky and stuck up for their own good.
Really? You know. Soccer is football. Not American Football.
The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS
The way of expressing mexican culture, and acting. Also, soccer can only be played with white ball, no black ball, no brown ball, no aisan ball
An excuse for grown men to play footsie’s
Soccer-- The BEST sport in the world. Involves alot of kicking, running, shooting, and scoring. A game where you're on a team, which is playing against another team. You and your teammates have each a posistion to play, and the 3 in the front, on offence, try to get a goal. The oppisate teams defence, the teammates in the back, has to try to stop you from etting to the goal. The same thing happens with your defence and their offence.
The American/British name for European football. (Disputed) It’s a complex sport favored by many in the world. But let’s just clear this up, DIFFERENT PEOPLE CAN ENJOY DIFFERENT SPORTS. Sthu about this “pussy sport” shit. Every sport has its difficulties; soccer players have to play a ninety minute game mostly using only their feet, requiring skill and talent(which many ignore) and when they get injured, it’s usually pretty bad, American football players have a variety of hardships such as ramming straight into other players using their bodies as a human wall getting pummeled and pummeling back, wide receivers sprint down the length of the field catching a one pound ball that flies toward you at sixty miles an hour facing a risk of breaking every bone in ur hand and wrist , baseball players hit balls flying toward them at circa 100 miles an hour facing down the risk of being hit, which can injure severely. So let’s just end this pussy shit. In fact, this was just a way of dissing upper middle class little caucasian kids running around while their moms pay thousands of dollars for club sports. This wasn’t even started for dissing the sport. I play football, baseball and soccer, and they’re each challenging in their own ways. Baseball requires coordination, football requires strength, and soccer requires agility. But do you know what they all need? Effort. So let’s settle this argument once and for all.