the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)
America's state-sponsored religion.
Abbreviation for the northeastern Louisiana town of Shreveport, which has a population of approximately 200,000 people.
The sociological phenomena where throwing large amounts of money at anything will cause participants and spectators alike to obsess over the subject in question.
generic name used as a substitute for a person's surname. See also chief, ace, champ, boss, dude, pal, slappy, guy, man, homey, junior, my deuce
Giving up your own physical health and mental stability for the love of the game.
The terrifying and pointless act of exercising by choice.
Yelled during the viewing of a sporting event by a non-sports fan when surrounded by sports fans. Non-sports yells "SPORTS" when he or she does not know what is going on in a given but wants to feel as though they are contributing.
An athletic competition that is objectively scored.
games but are taken overly seriously at times. people take insults on their sports personal. its kinda funny
To show off by wearing.
if u dont play them, a bunch of dumbass jocks will call u a nerd and other random insults. if u dont give a flying fuck about sports,welcome to the club.
1. verb. The process of throwing a sporting ball, such as a football or mandarin, to a forewarned but nevertheless unsuspecting workmate, teammate or stranger (but never spouse or pet). An initiator, termed a ‘sportor’, expresses their desire to instigate ‘sport’ by firmly stating “Sport!”, usually preceded by the name of the recipient, termed a 'sportee'. Note: To have succeeded at sport is to catch the sported object; to fail is to be struck unflatteringly or critically by said sported object.
any activity that one can practice, AND compete in with others on different levels (eg. by class, district, state, national, etc).
Something that fat women use to get with guys out of their league.
A way to test your athletic ability against others. They're also fun to watch.
A barbaric holdover from caveman survival/ war games. In modernity, it contributes to chauvanism, violence, and heartache in public school gyms.
Not Cheerleading
home of the overpaid dumbasses who flunked most of their school classes except pe.
A momentary diversion on the way to the grave. And frankly, it's not a very interesting one.
Any activity that involves leaning.
A game or competition in which extensive physical exertion and skill must be used in order to complete.
A secret masculine term to be used in public for a guilty pleasure.
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Something that requires a lot of activity and after it's done, nothing has changed, nothing at all. Except the bank accounts of those that are actually good at these sports. Also: the pinnacle of inefficiency.
One of the biggest wastes of time and contributors to the the downfall of the world
Anything where physical or mental power is exerted
1. A competitive athletic event. 2. An excuse for extremely moronic men who consider themselves to be alpha males to make gorilla's look sophisticated in comparison. 3. Something that parents use to destroy a child's self esteem by denying their desire to develop their own talents. 4. I am and always have been an athlete so spare me your dime-store divination. 5. An agreed upon activity whereby a certain group of men can convince themselves that they are doing something that others are too afraid to do, when in reality those others in question are stealing their wives from under their cheap yellowing sneakers.
How to fight or engage in war without actually doing so. a worthless, needless activity
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To all the people who claim sports are for dumbfucks, burger-flippers, fuckwads, etc.: A person's hobbies have nothing to do with their IQ or anything else. Google AMOBI OKOYE -- damn smart and PLAYS IN THE NFL. I played football and baseball as a child, was a talented athlete, and was placed in advanced classes beginning in 3rd grade. So before putting down ALL athletes, think a little bit about what you're saying. I could probably say people who hate sports all have black horn-rimmed glasses, are fatfucks, and sit in front of the TV watching the Simpsons all day, but that wouldn't necessarily be true for the entirety of people who dislike sports. IF YOU STEREOTYPE ATHLETES, YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF.
Simply the worst thing ever. Sports are played by athletes who are most likely playing for either money or just so they can say that they are so much better than everybody else. (See jock) There are few athletes that actually play for fun, and those are typically the ones who aren't fucking retards. Unfortunately, if you don't enjoy playing sports, you'll be classified as wimpy loser with no life.
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a sexual encounter that is merely for fun or to increase physical stamina
Anything you can slump at.
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Any of a number of activities that meet the following criteria: 1)Must have physical training to play. 2) Must have more than one person involved to play. 3) Must have a clear and defined set of rules. 4) Must have the potential of physical harm 4) Something a person with a "D" cup or larger cannot excel in.
Basically a replacement for every word ever But Top definitions include Doing Going to Have sex with Something to say when there is nothing else to be said
Ohh to all you fuckers here who defended sports, i'll be enjoying the burgers you flip for me when we're all out of school. Sports are the most retarted pieces of shit that anyone could ever come up with. They were invented so the lazy dumbasses who don't give a shit about they're school work can have something to hope hope for, even though the only chance of someone becoming a professional athlete in high school is 1 in 10,000. Most people actually don't enjoy sports, they just pretend to like it cause other people do and they are scared of being outcastes. Women(and not all women but most women) tend to go for athletes only because they are also self-conciouss and they think dating an athlete will make them popular. Typical among jocks and athletes (call them whatever you want I don't distinguish the two) you will find, arrogance, hypocricy, lack of dicipline, drug abuse, lazyness, abusivenss towards others, working shit jobs when they get older.
Clearly the people who made postings here are fat losers who sucked at sports and were made fun of in school because they have no athletic ability. If anything is a waste to this world its not sports, its the air that these fatass losers breathe.
the stupidist shyt ever invented everyone should just stop and do drugs
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Ummm... why do folks think all athletes are stupid? Leonardo DaVinci was said to be an outstanding athlete. He was also considered the protoypical "Renaissance Man". So, all those people who consider themselves "Renaisance Men" (or women of course) and are weak at sports are, in fact, ... just plain weak.
Something that tests your mind, body, and instincs, also the most exciting thing to ever be on TV. Obviosly, anyone who calls sports stupid is obviously retarded. And hey, if you dont have athletic ability and if your not smart, what do you have? Can any fatass loser read a zone defence buy finding irreguler form defences, and making audibles to counteract them? Exactly, sports contain being very athletic AND smart.
something that some mother fucker invented and it is a complete waste of time. In the USA over 91 percent of the population enjoys sports and thats basically all they talk about, who ever invented sports should be raped hard.
Verb. To make an unauthorized exit; leaving without permission. May especially apply to leaving work before the end of the day. Also applicable to family events or unpleasant but mandatory parties or appearances.
A game that is inherently competitive as well as physically trying beyond normal parameters encountered in daily life. Rules regulate all aspects of the game and are agreed upon prior to the start of a game. A winner/s is/are determined upon completion of the game by a determined authority.
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Without it, we'd be living dull, dull lives. Sports were invented to get people away from all the turmoil and stress they indure in their lifes, it made monday a GOOD day (Monday Night Football) and gave you a reward at the end of the day, because after you got home from work/school, you could watch the ballgame. Sports are very exciting and entertaining to watch on TV. Playing Sports are also very fun, and allows you to let out your agressing (Football) and makes you practice team work (Basketball) and Sportsmanship (Baseball) Whoever dosn't think sports are a good thing in our society is incorrect. Sports teach you great life skills, and allow people to relax in their stressfull lifes.
sport are the worlds worst enemy...or to me atleast....OMG...i have to get back home in time to watch the football game !!!!
A sport isnt a sport if you wear a jumper playing it. The only exception is cricket.
something nerds should get out and play more often
an activity in which there are balls and or sticks, not for women, not dance
to treat someone (pay for)
a type of game in which a round object is moved to its destination
(Aus.) similar term to 'mate' or 'pal'.
fun shit
An athletic competition that involves concrete rules, a system of points, and total douche-fucks.
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1) See fun. 2) When combined with hump (see sport hump)-to rub up against someone in a secksual way.
Activity young children are forced into by soccer moms and fathers who sucked at sport at a young age and think that they can force their 10 year old child into fufilling his dreams and getting all the glory for him
A sport requires direct concurrent competition with another team or individual in an activity requiring cardiovascular effort.
Sports are up there with music, art, and hot chicks as the best achievements of humans. They require competitiveness, discipline, strategy, teamwork, and strength, all good qualities. Of course, the people who posted anti-sports comments are probably wastes of life who sit on their asses in front of computers all day with no friends, who collect dungeons and dragons stuff and think star trek conventions and speaking Klingon should be considered cool. They are probably fatasses, with no muscle, who will die of heart attacks from lack of excercise. Can't say I'll miss you.
An activity that keeps score and you can go professional at.
Possibly the worst thing you can ever take part in. Avoid it as much as possible.
Choly's name for everyone.
A physical competition between two or more teams in that the competing teams must be facing each other head to head, or alternate back and forth to determine superiority. It is necessary that you are goin head to head with at least one person so that you can talk shit.
A style of clothing where the shorts are worn half way down to the shin, often exposing the boxers. Usually an elaborate belt buckle is showing, or "bling" is worn around or near, the waste.
Any game fullfilling the three basic requirements of: a.) The game must have a ball, b.) There must be rules and scoring, c.) This is the big one: there must be a physically active defense involved.
A sport is something you are scored on not judge on, Women basketball is not a sport or any other women "sports" only men play sports. Except for soccer, it is not a sport for guys and girls because they are field faries. Baseball is aslo not a sport because there is not hitting or physical activity that goes on during a baseball game.
What track, baseball, and tennis are not.
the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion
Sports: noun, the thing where you put a thing into another thing and win something, americas state-sponsored religion
Sport is an activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment
not golf
the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry
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Live-action Pong.
A type of sex game
An activity involving physical activity and exertion, usually played in a round-based style, with two teams. Sport requires the player to think and use intellect, therefore cross country is not classified as a sport.
A saying, to put it in Phillip DeFranco's own words, used as a statement to say "I don't get what the hell is going on, but yay sports!!"
WHAT YOURE NOT DOING RIGHT NOW!! GO OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Nice way of saying whore