underwear


what you wear under what you wear

The only thing separating two people from a good time. It is found on men as boxers that do a poor job of concealing what lies underneath. It is found women as panties that are sexy as hell no matter if you can see under them or not. Underwear can be removed easily by dragging them down from the waist and past the feet. However, they are removed even more easily by grabbing them by both sides and, with a swift and rough motion, yanking them hard enough until they have ripped completely off the person. Believa. Only then shall you obtain the prize beneath, whether that be a penis (or Elephant) or vagina.

a fart destenchilizer that protects jeans from skid marks

Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.

The most useless thing on the planet.

undergarments some people wear under their outer clothing, consisting of bra and panties for women or shorts and T-shirts for men, excess clothing you dont need because no-one ever sees it

The word underwear is commonly known as the undergarment worn for both men and women down below beneath clothes. This more modern definition means "to understand." This common noun has now become an adjective in the world of "slang" to describe comprehension.

completely useless to men

1. The thing you wear under your clothes 2. To understand something 3. To rip off someone's underwear as a sexual gesture.

A. a nuisensical device designed to abate the process of dressing and undressing. B. a pointless product designed as an economic stimulant in the textile industry

A scam; you don't need it.

the stuff that hangs out of ur pants if ur cool

The undergarments a guy wears just about anytime other then when hes knows hes about to score. They are barely holding on to life and could only be identified as underwear by either the owner or a person with a creative mind. Unlike famine underwear, men will wear this for an indefinite period of time until said garment vaporizes.

something you shouldnt be wearing in front of me

Your undergarments, or for people who don't know what undergarments are the clothes under your shirt, pants, or dress