vagina


1. the reason life exists 2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men 3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands 4. the only place a penis truly feels at home 5. the only thing that makes life worth living

The thing that will at some point take over a straight man's (or lesbian woman's. Depends how you roll) life.

The most magical place in all the world.

In a male's lifetime, it is his overall goal to obtain this object. In many societies, after a male captures and tames this object he is praised and also looked down upon for stretching it out.

something that you come out of when you're born and then spend the rest of your life trying to get back into

*The Best Engine in the World* It can be started with one finger... It takes any size piston... and it changes its own oil every 4 weeks. It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking tempermental.

A sacred portal through which all light, goodness, rejuvenation, joy and ecstasy may enter the human form.

Man's Best Friend.

a way of breaking the silence in a crowded room.

vagina is the gate to heaven

In Economics: a form of payment, and accepted in more places than Visa.

The best place on Earth!

also known as the "pussy" its most commonly found in the southern region of the female body, feeding mainly on dicks and tampons, occasionally fingers, tongues, and dildos. its natural pray, the penis, penetrates the vagina with it's stealth attack while the pussy's only defense mechanism is its fatal grip, repeatedly choking the wang until it throws up. non-domestic vaginas roam wild and free in some isolated areas called BUSHES

The genitalia for a woman. Used naturally for sexual intercourse, which was also created to be pleasing. Sexual intercourse will also result in procreation, furthuring the extent of the human race, as it was created to be.

1) A hole that guys wish they could stay in forever. 2) Something guys want that can cost a lot of money. 3) A guys favorite play toy.

A lady's sexual part.

The best thing since sliced bread.

Guarded by the clitoris and ass hole, this dark, wet and aromatic cave is meant to be the resting place of the elusive G-spot. Note that the G-spot, like dragons, vampires and other cave dwelling mythical beasts have not been proven to exist, and are unlikely to be in the near future, genetic engineering aside. Note that the vagina, like draculas wive's, is a double edged sword. It often gives untold pleasures and after 9 months sucks the life out of you! Vaginas are often used as bait to capture unsuspecting males, they can be found in bars and clubs across the world touting for a new host. Unlike sport fishermen who also use bait to catch their prey, vagina owners are unlikey to just take a picture of their catch and let it go. Most species who observe a reliance on other animals tend to have a symbiotic relationship with their provider, the leech is an example of this, they take what they need and leave. Vagina owners tend to take everything and leave just an empty shell, note that this does not mean other vagina owners will not try to snare the shell and remove the last scrapings of humanity.

My god damn favorite part of my body. Whenever I get turned on a lot, it starts throbbing, possibly getting wet. What feels best is to move your fingers quickly just inside of it, teasing her, then quickly shove your fingers in and move your fingers in a "petting" motion, making sure not to just sit there stabbing it, that doesn't feel to hot. It also gets cranky once a month, which can be a bitch.

The female genitalia, also the most sexual part of the female body. It's said that practicing cunnilingus is the most wonderful thing you can do for a woman, and expresses love, admiration, and it makes her look sexy......but given the purposefully-mysterious nature of women, these have yet to be confirmed as "fact". Nevertheless, pussy always drives ANYONE crazy.

best fucking thing ever. period.

my breakfast

Billy Ray Cyrus (born William Ray Cyrus; August 25, 1961)1 is a Grammy Award-nominated American country music singer, songwriter and actor from Flatwoods, Kentucky, best known for his Number One single "Achy Breaky Heart." Cyrus, a multi-platinum selling recording artist, has scored a total of eight top-ten singles on the U.S. Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. His most successful album to date is the debut of Some Gave All, which has been certified 9× Multi-Platinum in the United States. The album also has sold more than 20 million copies worldwide. In his career, he has released 29 charted singles, of which 15 charted in the Top 40. From the year 2001 to 2004, Cyrus starred in the television show Doc. The show was about a country doctor who moved from Montana to New York City. In late 2005, he also began to co-star in the Disney Channel series, Hannah Montana, with daughter Miley Cyrus. The show has been on the air for three seasons.

V.A.G.I.N.A. - Very Appealing Gap In Nested Area

Something I haven't gotten in a while.

the happiest place on earth

Something that women possess, and all men desire.

Female genitalia. When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant. Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish. Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber. Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth. Exit for a baby.

a tasty treat

The vagina is a buggy, often catastrophically so, feature of the Female Edition of the Human Being version 1.0. After approximately 13 to 16 years of proper operation, the vagina becomes problematic and starts failing periodically (no pun intended) around once a month. This in turn leads to the corruption (often permanent) of the mental faculties of the host. Whenever this happens, the individual in question is commonly referred to as "a bitch." It is widely expected by pundits and pollsters alike that the vagina will be either entirely removed or fixed by the next release of Homo Sapiens Sapiens. When asked about any current patches to resolve this issue in existing organisms, Evolution clearly stated that it has "no resources available at the moment." In addition, it was widely made known by Nature that the vagina was a design decision "not fully thought-out." As a result, humanity has suffered the devastating consequences, on a roughly monthly basis.

The part of a female body tucked between her legs. It lubricates itself during sex when the penis is inserted into it. Once sperm has been ejaculated into it, the eggs are fertilized and 9 months later a baby pops out. Usually hairy but I shave mine.

A womans holiest of holies.

Vagina is the gateway to paradise and heaven or could be the gateway to child support and depression. You never know, so becareful guys and now you may "Enter the Dragon." Wait, fuck the dragon and "Enter the Vagina." Much better.

the most wonderful part of the woman. its moist, and soft texture just gives you the best experience of all.

a girls private part

The thing that is man's most favorite thing. Something men play with on the weekends.

Something that you most definitely aren't getting if you're actually looking it up on Urban Dictionary.

The body part all boys wish they had and all girls are proud of

The female pleasure center and reproductive tool, whose needs men mistakenly believe they can satisfy while their women fake contentment and sneak into the bathroom later to find the real thing.

The box the penis cums in.

vagina's can get very wet and can be very tight

looking up vagina? you gotta be fucking kidding me.

that sweet, sweet hot spot that i love for someone to lick.

A penis's dream to go to.

The Pathway to Narnia.

the soft genitals of a lady under her undergarments; cavemen used this for sharpening spears and/or getting hard.

1. female opening to the uterus 2. insult

The Main doors to heaven, where the mountain of pleasure is situated. The mountain of pleasure is where sudden earthquakes can occur when stimulated by tourists.

One powerful and quite dangerous device, created by Satan himself, used to control the money and the minds of straight men from all over the world. Combined with a pair of boobs and a nice ass it could be even more evil and unresistable.

Female genetalia. Has an opening in which the male penis can be inserted. Is also the opening through which the baby leaves the female body. When sexually aroused, the vagina becomes moist allowing easier penetration.

The plural form of vagina. Vaginae is also acceptable.

See pussy. Only pansies and sex-ed teachers use the word "vagina".

The axe wound found on women or an adventure play ground found right next to a sewerage outlet. It can be bald, hairy, a landing strip, trimmed and manicured. It can be smelly - like fish - taste tangy or if you are lucky, be completely neutral and delicious - you'll growl for hours if this is the case. Can also be an ini or an outi - look like a badly packed kebab or a nice sweet freshly cut mango!

The greatest thing known to mankind

a type of water gun

The only thing worth living for. you can use it to cream pie a girl. some guys enjoy "eating" it but others prefer to "touch" it. Personally i just like to stick my magic stick in.

A vagina is a personal part on a girls body. Guys love the vagina, some girls even love it! Used for sex

a greeting or salutation. Used exactly like the word "Aloha." Can be used at the end of ANY conversation whether it be on the phone, in person, or through e-mail. Sometimes used in conjunction with an exiting flick of the hand.

A giant hole that dicks like to fall into

The most important part of the 21st century.

"a warm cocoon of love and privacy" - Jerry O'Keefe (Evan Farmer)

its not a clown car

The female sex organs and genetalia. Often desired by persons of the opposite sex and sometimes of the same sex. Also the butt end of many jokes.

The instrument that women have used and will continue to use to take advantage of men. The primary source of female power. Men invented and built the modern world. Then women used the power of the pussy to trick men into handing it over to them. Did you know that women are wealthier than men?

Christ between thighs

The private pubic area located in the nether region of the female body Down Town.

George W. Bush, our \"President.\"

What man desire to poke into it

They Happen.

If you have one you're never wrong.

A death trap more sinister than heroin, meth, and a gambling addiction combined.

the best thing known to man

what will cause the fall of men

the worlds best motor, its self lubricating fits any size piston and changes its oil once a moth, the only problem is the management system is very temperamental and requires a lot of attention.

A Safe warm Comfortable Place where you can lay waste. Its the place where People Cum From and Cum in. How I love you; You Vagina You.

WHY ARE YOU LOOKING THIS UP. I HOPE YOUR MOM COMES UP BEHIND YOU READING THIS. YA NASTY. I HOPE SHE TAKES AWAY YOUR INTERNET. NOW GO PUT ON SOME PANTS AND GET A JOB, FUCKBOY.

Latin word for a sheath Female genitalia

It's moist, and it's soft. Then the kissing and spanking starts. It gets moister. Then it's time to stick it in, and it goes in like a torpedo. -Steven Barnett, when asked to describe a vagina

Used where one normally uses "Pussy" to mean "someone who is weak or cowardly". An intentional misunderstanding of the slang term for comedic effect.

a female part to look at when female is wearing a little or no clothes

A penis' bestfriend.

The black hole between women's legs that sucks all common sense from men, forcing them to do its every bidding.

Vagina is a type of fish dish known for it's delectable moistness and faint fishy taste. It is served with a clear watery sauce and traditionally eaten without the use of hands or any utensils.

The female genitalia that produces babies and period blood and great sex. However you should NOT call it: pussy Squish mitten happy hole tight squeeze Ham wallet dick hug or finger hug The squeeze that pees fuck bucket yogurt cup the Chum tube the tube with lube The Tip Pit the butter pump The churning urn the not-a-cat The slime time the baby vender The Stick n’ Slide

The opposite of a clown car!

An insult at times, but luckily there is a quick and witty comeback for such terms.

A woman's private part used to pee/entrance for a dick to be inserted in

What Fat Bastard's neck looks like.

a sensitive spot between female thighs pussy opening for a man to stick his dick inside until he is satisfied

Courage, guts, nerve.

Sci. name - Pussius Cuntiholus Other terms - cunt, credit card swiper, minge, raw meat, etc.. A pair of lips that have been mysteriously positioned sideways as an act of disgrace by god, with the mustache placed in a normal position (referred to as pubic hair). In its natural habitat, known as "knickers" or "thongs", Pussius Cuntiholus can be found internationally in the most extreme of environmental conditions. However, it faces extinction due to its redundancy, seeing as many penises (the vagina's counterpart) are finding means to release their sexual tension in car exhausts, grilled cheese sandwiches, and even in socks...

The Vagina is a mythical creature that is rumored too live between a woman's legs.

The female sex organ.....(LITERALLY)

A yucky icky futile sex organ that gets all soggy when its hungry and bleeds for 6 days without dying!

The box the penis comes in. Women who give birth to more than 3 kids believe its another word for clown car. first two points of contact for a SHOCKER. The place where men spend 9 months trying to leave and the rest of their lives trying to get back into.

Sexual organ of a married woman often wrongfully referred as "pussy"

Looking up vagina at this site? Huh? Your like 10. Get a life.

where girls love to spend to their time

The gate way to human pleasure. Don't get to excited about that. It does come at a terrible price known as a women.

A vagina is something you'll never get if you spend your time looking up the word vagina on Urban Dictionary.

Vagina is the Capital of Saskatchewan, Canada.

Another name for food..

The pleasurable part of the female that can be fingered, banged, fucked, sucked, etc.

Something only found in the kitchen

A deep crevis in a woman that is only spoken by men. Some say that 1 in 10 have razor sharp teeth that will eat your penis, others say that they smell like the ocean..... Mmmmm, the beach.... Also if you displease the ancient greek gods, your vagina will bleed for 50 years.

1) If you're a man: Something you will never get. 2) If you're a woman: You're still a virgin, aren't you? 3) Synonyms: pussy, cunt, dog

the muscular tube leading from the external genitals to the cervix of the uterus in women and most female mammals.

The best friend a penis will ever have...

A dicks best friend. And best home

The female private part used to reproduce. The vagina is also used to pleasure a woman. And it should be treated with respect.

The hatchet wound that never heals

A woman's portal to eternal happiness and to Narnia

Vagina:Noun(Vuh-JYE-nuh) A woodland creature the size of an antelope but much smaller. Covered from head to toe in shag carpeting, it is capable of moving at speeds of over two miles per hour. Over time it has evolved the hind legs of a steam shovel. A timid creature, it is rarely seen during the day. At night it ventures forth, using its long proboscis to seek out nourishment. It feeds exclusively on honey.

Used for sex, oral sex, squeezing out a baby and spreading genital herpies

The sex organ of a female, leading from a woman's external genitals to the cervix of the uterus. During sexual intercourse, a man's penis (male sexual organ protruding from his crotch) must be inserted into the vagina and thrusted up and down to stimulate the female.

a soft squishy place to relax. also know as a paradise. it is also edible

In human females,the vagina is the muscular canal between the hymen (what remains of it)and the cervix utilized almost exclusively for sexual intercourse and childbirth. Which is a real waste because girls are always running out of space in their purse and the vagina would offer great extra storage.

A place some of you never will visit (maybe if you pay for it)

WOW who the fuck looks this up! if u do ur probaly expecting a picture or some shit!

If you seriously need a definition for vagina, you suck.

1. The canal where the penis is put in, eggs and vaginal dischage come out of. 2. Sex object required in order to reproduce.

A girl's sexual organ that we dirty men can get thier penises in

A part in the girl that makes you feel horny.

A WOMENS DIAMOND.

The lukeworm hole in the girls crotch. Also The Lukeworm hole in the crotch where the women is formed around.

Something you will never receive if you are looking “vagina” up on www.urbandictionary.com.

the thing between my legs. a bird which can flap it's wings and fly away at any time.

adj. 1.another word for awsome, cool, rad, fantastic 2.something you do

1. A burial hole for deceased elves that looks like the mouth of the alien from the Arnold Schwarzenegger film "The Predator."

a pit of financial ruin

The natural habitat for centipedes.

The box a penis comes in.

why in the hell are you looking up vagina on urban dictionary?

Why are you looking up 'vagina' on urban dictionary? So immature.

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A Hairy little beast that crawls up your on your face and eats ya tounge out!

The box that controls every man's life. Also known as a clown car.

are you seriously looking up the word vagina? and you're on urban dictionary, at least look up "pussy" or something along those lines. you can use a regular dictionary for the word vagina

The Box the Penis cum's in.

A Box a Penis Cums in!

The scariest thing on a woman's body.

A slice of heaven that god hands to all women when they are born and says " Here can you hold on to this piece of heaven for me?"

The female fuck slot

The Holy Of Holies!

a bottomless whole often 3 to 12 inches in diameter and can wield a sword if it is taught properly at a young age, and can also breathe fire if the "Sumerian gods" allow the giant locusts to grant such permission; similar to a warlock and the grand canyon

A rare sea mammal said to live in the depths of the ocean. no one has actually ever seen a vagina but they have been comonly mentioned in myths and legends. flava flav is hugely responsible for the publicity of the vagina.

An acidic wormhole to another dimension. It also has fangs.

1: The root of all pain and evil. 2: The worst friend a penis can ever have. 3: The sole reason men endure abuse above a certain level. 4: The antidote for rational thinking and human decency. 5: Nothing a man can't live without. 6: What women use to define themselves, also what they use to harm men. 7: An excuse for anything a woman does, or if it pleases her the reason a man victimized her (aka something other than what she told him to) 8: A source of orgasm not attached to a mans arm.

The closest thing to warm apple pie. Sometimes it doesn't taste as sweet as apple pie though.

Something Tewkesbury will never get.

The best funhouse God created.

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The thing teenage boys think about most of the day; A cure for the melancholy; a way to express dominance over the female race which is tantamount to rape.

The best fuckin bouncy house you'll ever find, made by the pilgrims to bring joy to the little Indian babies. A fun warm place shared by many, bouncing to hard in this bouncy house galore may spawn angry beavers to bite your privates.

the female reproductive organ. Also called the birth canal

A different way to call someone a pussy.

Very Amazing Goodies In North America

The box a penis comes in!

What is initially needed for the person who searched this word.

The one thing that has killed billions yet doesnt get punished for it. the thing men fight most about and has caused many wars. we spend our lifes trying to find one to stick our dicks in it. stick your dick in one and find out why hahah.damn they feel nice when your cock is in it. but where theres a pro there is a con and that is wait 9 months and it sucks your life to pieces. also usually every one month it goes through a bizarre ritual which turn women into bitches.

the magical tunnel of joy where everything is great. but if lube is not applied and the male gets too excited both them and the partner will catch on fire ... and continue there intercourse because they don't care about the fire.

what you are allowed to symbolically brand men who do girly things

A homosexual male who acts like a girl and is overtly femminine.

1)once a month is the sorce of a womans "bitchy" bahavior and sexual setbacks this is commonly referd to as their period.

An equivalent word used to mean BALLS.

Something that females have that make them retarded and makes them not make sense. Can also make them a bitch once a month. Doesnt apply to all

The female organ of copulation, urination and menstruation. Connected to the bladder and to the uterus (womb).

a synonym for cell phone.

Something really tasty.

A meat wallet also known as milkeybrew

Very scary. You may feel many different feelings about these. Most will be scary. You may feel that it will grow teeth. And eat you. And when that doesn't happen you will expect out to happen at any time. Another scary thing about a vagina is that it bleeds monthly. And then the evil women who bear them shove a stick of cotton in them or wear practically a diaper and sit in their own blood all day. Just one thing to remember about these awful baby birthers: it'sokay to be scared.

Why you lookin this up perv?

Something men take 9 months to get out of, but spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in.

If you got here because you don't have it's what you'll never get. If you got here because your curious then why not go ask your mom?

the best tasting and feeling thing in world.

You because you searched vagina up

The box nuts come in.

The place you came out of if you are a human. Or any other mammal for that matter... The hole in a woman also known as a va-jay-jay.

An inverted Penis

An Inverted penis. Adam kicked Eve so hard her penis inverted. That's why its a hole now.

sissy boy, faggot, punk. usually said to someone who is scared, another way/"nicer way" of calling someone a pussy.

the term Vagina was first used by the greek mathemtician "Gladius" when he was washing the dishes in 876 BC. In latin, vagina means sheath or scabbard. Vaginas lubricate during sexual intercourse, which makes sex pleasureable. It is the name given to the female genertalia. Other variations of vagina include, Pussy, Cunt or Douche.

The box a penis comes in.

credit card slot

a wallet that a penis comes in

if ur looking up vagina you infact are a vagina

The piece of skin that makes one unintelligent.

Something you will never get.

Stop looking this up. That's what Paypaland internet porn are for.

My next meal

The Woman's black hole

used in a sarcastic response to a whiner.

The private part of an female.

icky flabs of sliced turkey

A vagina is a body part on the female body. It is located between your groins. It is slimy and used for anal sex.

looks like a peanut

Part of the female reproductive system. Invented by former US president Richard Nixon in the year 1978.

Something you slay the fuck out of

A weak or underperforming item

A penis that has been cut and penitrated to make a whole

proof god exists and truly wants man kind to have happiness and pleasure.

Where penises go in, and babies come out.

You are one for looking this up you pervert. fag

The entrance into the universe

The home of the dick

A penis's best friend and a girls way to guys

A hole where a man can stick his dick and a place to lick 👅

A woman's private part

A black hole where sometimes satan vomits out of.

Something erica does not have

What boys like to fuck every day unless there gay

A female’s body part that men love to play with!!

a woman's reproductive point in her body. This is used in sex and the vagina contains the clitoris which is the part where the woman wants a man to take a lot of time to rub, kiss and lick it to make her have an orgasm.

where the pp go to make baby

A state in Tyumen Oblast, Russia. (I don’t think I’d want to live there.)

A female penis

Monkey in a canoe

A hairy thing that is between a girls legs

Slang word for pussy

Men worship

Juan’s pussy