yoga


One of the most powerful and quitessential forms of exercise that requires intense mental concentration. When practiced correctly and concentrating on breathing, yoga increases flexibility, muscle definition, endurance, and mental clarity. Yoga is not for the physically or mentally weak. Anyone who downplays the effectiveness of yoga or says anything negative about it should be mercilessly beaten.

Yoga is a bunch of sacred excersises that enhance the body and keep it fit.This has been proven scientifically and by the many yogis in India who practice Yoga and Meditation.Only Unbelievers would really hate it.

The indian traditional exercises to keep you fit, healthy, hot and sexy. Just do it 15 min. In morning or evening. This can heal your any disease or injury.

A series of (rather difficult) exercises designed to improve balance and core strengh, good for muscle toning. Easy to do anywhere, so you can stay fit on your round trip journey to Japan. Involves lots of stretching.

A meditational exercise involving tying oneself up in knots resembling those found in pretzels.

any exercise that requires very little physical exertion and some mental exertion. best left for the gay or infirm; especially popular among trend chasers.

code word used at work when you're throwing a party on a work night.

a country near thailand, popular for their arts and goat milk. the people of yoga usual spend most of their time milking their goats, shooting birds(the ENEMY OF THE YOGA) and brushing their hair with forks. they eat with the back of their forks because the front is used to brush their hair.

It's an acronym for when a woman says " yes, oh, god again!" while she is having sex, meaning she's having a good time.

Short for: You On Girl Action

A cruel exercise about twisting your body.

That's Yoda, you idiot.

slang in my school for weed. pot, cronic, slam, marajuana, grass, happy leaf

Complicated, yet sort of creepy definition of people who like to waste their time. Usually uses random animals or nature to name the poses they attempt. Doesn't even relax you, just causes you to look stupid to the men working out around you. Tends to make you a magnet for hippie's. Very hard.

yoga- code name for haveing sex with someone

slang for weed, dope, pot, wacky tobaccee, whatever.

You hurt your back real bad by twisting it. We all know guys try to do it to suck themselves, butnever do, and quit. YODA is a fucking character from starwras. please die.

Commonly used as a gay slang term for the bottom and one of his favorite positions during gay sex with another man. Usually involves the bottom to lay on his back while pulling his ankles up past his ears, exposing himself.

to be calm, dumb, emo, stupid ,vomitrosious, lame, and to act very ugly

Just Lay down And Close your eyes And relax.Let your Face melt, And let your legs and feet Melt, Let your whole Body melt, And Wonder Of your Self, Stand Up and Criss Cross And say Nah Nah stay "That means Your not doing yoga Anymore or your starting"

The art of breaking your back, knees, arms etc. Usually done by people who have incredible flexibility.

A complex form of hypnosis involving a female's behind and the shaking and moving of said behind to enraptured a male, especially when they reject the woman 's advances.