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In an effort to deal with the language being bantered about by both the porn stars and people who like watching them, we've assembled this glossary of very adult terms. While it's in no way, shape or form exhaustive, our porn mini-dictionary will ideally help you explore the quite juicy conversations with the saucy blonde in your house elevator and enlighten you to what she meant when she asked as to whether you would give her a facial... So read it, memorize it and use it for next X-rates discussion with your partner. And of course watch related videos here!

actress

A fake ass person
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african

An individual who has ancestry from the continent of Africa. It does not matter how many years since a family has left the continent of Africa. In the same way that a person may have 3 generations of Nigerians in America, he will never lose his ancestry.
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amateur

sloppy, not professional looking. using hot glue and/or tape on a model. Something that your mom could have made on a computer. using fabric when its obvious you should NOT be thinking about materials...
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amazing

Something that is so wonderful, it is hard to find the words to match. Something that makes your heart beat faster or your heart melt. Something that tops everything else, and always crosses your mind.
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american

Technically, an American is someone from the Americas - i.e. North or South America. However, it is so commonly referring to people from the USA that we'll just ignore that point for now. An American is someone who lives in the USA. Not all americans are overweight, ignorant pricks with an addiction to burgers and flag waving. Some of them are actually friendly, intelligent people! Remember, kids: just because meet or hear one person from a certain place doesn't mean that everyone from there is …
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anal fisting

the sliding of one's whole hand into another's anus
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anal

What to avoid in prison.
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anime

noun: a style of animation that originated and is still heavily centered in Japan. The word 'anime' is based on the original japanese pronunciation of the american word 'animation.' The stereotype of the anime style are characters with proportionally large eyes and hair styles and colors that are very colorful and exotic. The plots range from very immature (kiddy stuff), through teenage level, to mature (violence, content, thick plot). The classification of 'hentai' is given to animes of a stong…
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arab

Always stereotyped for being really really religious and faithful since the prophet Muhammad was also an Arab.But in reality many of them are just as corrupted as we are.
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asian

(Attempting to add a decent, more serious and accurate definition to the lot.) In the United States, the most common use of the word refers to people originating from East and Southeast Asia (China, Japan, South/North Korea, Vietnam, among others). Indians and Pakistanis might be referred to as South Asians, where as Filipinos and Samoans might be called Pacific Islanders. In England, "asian" most commonly refers to people of Indian or Pakistani descent, whereas "oriental" might refer to East an…
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asshole

1. The equivalent term of bitch for a man. 2. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight. 3. The guy who ended up with your woman because you were too stupid, drunk, lazy, (insert adjective that applies to you), to see that she was leaving you whether he had shown up or not.
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assjob

When a girl lubes up a guys cock and gently grinds her ass cheeks on and gets him off. That or he lays his cock between her ass cheeks and strokes away without penetration.
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ass

(_!_) = Normal Ass (__!__) = Big Ass (!) = Tight Ass (_?_) = Dumb Ass (_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass (_$_) = Rich Ass (_x_) = Kiss My Ass (_X_) = Get Off My Ass
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athletic

Body type characterized by a lean, sinewy, muscular physique (NOT scrawny, but not muscle-bound like a bodybuilders' or obese). Despite the name, many non-athletes have athletically shaped bodies due simply to a healthy lifestyle.
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aunt

Used in place of the word 'cunt' Derived from the result of trying to type the word 'cunt' using predictive text on a mobile phone.
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awesome

Something Americans use to describe everything.
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