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In an effort to deal with the language being bantered about by both the porn stars and people who like watching them, we've assembled this glossary of very adult terms. While it's in no way, shape or form exhaustive, our porn mini-dictionary will ideally help you explore the quite juicy conversations with the saucy blonde in your house elevator and enlighten you to what she meant when she asked as to whether you would give her a facial... So read it, memorize it and use it for next X-rates discussion with your partner. And of course watch related videos here!

gangbang

When multiple partners, usually 3 or more, engage in sexual intercourse with a single willing partner. (If partner is unwilling it is called gang rape).
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gaping

Something often used in anal pornography. When an object, such as a mans penis, is inserted into someone's anus, stretching it, then it being removed and the anus remaining open, meaning it's possible to see inside See also ass cave 1) In the porn i watched, it featured an ass gape 2) Dude, i screwed my girlfriend so hard last night i made her ass gape
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german

1. A language whose arcane grammar can drive you crazy. 2. Something of German origin; i.e., beer or cars. 3 A resident of Germany; person of German descent. Typically, a mellow, intelligent thinking creature, invariably polite, living in the area of land commonly known as Germany, a lush, wooded land with the Alps to the south, gentle, rolling hills in the center, and the North Sea to the North. The typical German is even-tempered, tolerant, respectful, practical, and somewhat skeptical and pes…
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ginger

A legendary race believed to have descended from Prometheus himself, the bringer of fire. Some believe that the first Ginger was in fact the flame that Prometheus handed down to the human race that fateful day. Regardless, since that day, all Gingers have had the fire of Prometheus coursing through their veins, scorching their hair bright red, charring their skin into what are commonly mistaken for freckles when the fire strays too close to the surface. While most myths surrounding the mysteriou…
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glasses

1. Two pieces of corrective lenses held together by a frame, side by side, to be worn in front of one's two eyes. 2. Something girls look hot wearing.
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gloryhole

n. A hole in a bathroom of a truck stop where anonymous oral sex received.
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gorgeous

Someone that is unbelievably beautiful, in personality and appearance, someone you would spend every waking moment with
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granny

1. n. Short for "grandmother," used informally. 2. v. To throw an object by holding it in both hands and pitching it underhand, generally while bending the knees. Used often when referring to a style of throwing a basketball for those too weak or innacurate to make it to the hoop. 3. n. Short for "Granny Smith," a type of apple.
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greek

Anal sex. Used mostly as a euphemism in prostitution circles.
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group sex

When more than 2 people engage in sexual activity, this can include straight, lesbian, and gay groups. Also, abbreviated as "GS"
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gym

The place you get in car to go to but always end up in the McDonald's across the street. Yah we all see you sweating but that's cause it's hot in that McDonald's and your fat isn't helping. Stop lying to your wife about going, she knows you don't. The reason we eat so much.
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gyno

1. Gynecomastia. Abnormal growth of breast tissue on human males.
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