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In an effort to deal with the language being bantered about by both the porn stars and people who like watching them, we've assembled this glossary of very adult terms. While it's in no way, shape or form exhaustive, our porn mini-dictionary will ideally help you explore the quite juicy conversations with the saucy blonde in your house elevator and enlighten you to what she meant when she asked as to whether you would give her a facial... So read it, memorize it and use it for next X-rates discussion with your partner. And of course watch related videos here!

hairy

A situation that gets ambiguous or gray.
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halloween

celebration where little kids dress up and get candy, teens dress up, get drunk, and go get candy, and adults dress up, get drunk, and give out candy, funny how things all work out.
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handjob

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation
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hardcore

Intense. Relentless.
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hd

The state of being (H)igh and (D)runk at the same time.
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heels

(n) In professional wrestling, a "bad" guy.
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helping

The state of "helping" while high on marijuana. To be "helping" is the serious need of help because you are possibly incapacitated on the bed or are about to or have greened out. (True story, all names have been changed) So on a clear starry night, two buddies hung out in their basement to get high. They ordered a box of pizza for themselves, and paid the girl the wrong amount of money; still shutting the door on the delivery person. The two buddies ate the pizza and watched TV for awhile. One o…
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hentai

It's anime *japanese cartoon* but with big tits and tentacles going to bitch's pussy
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hispanic

Hispanic-an ancient adjective and noun-was mainstreamed as a political label in the United States in the early 1970's. The purpose for the introduction of such an ancient adjective by the Nixon administration was ostensibly to create a political label solely for the purpose of applying the constitutional anti-discrimination standard of “strict scrutiny” to anyone who was labeled Hispanic. The label had the immediate effect of linking the entire population of the 19 nations that comprise Lati…
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homemade

Cool, great, excellent, fantastic. Can be used to replace any word indicating that something is of high quality or particularly good.
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hooker

A not-so-rare breed of female that is overtly loose between the legs. Much like dinosaurs, these creatures cannot see anything unless it moves. Sometimes called "street t-rex"
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hookup

1.) hookup (v) other spellings/forms: hook-up, hook up, hooked up, hooking up To have any form of intamicy with a member of the prefered sex that you don't consider a significant other. Usually, when said by modern youth it means to make out, and when said by people between the ages of 20 and 35 it generally means to have sex, and if a very old person says it, it probbably means to simply spend time with somebody. 2.) hookup (v) other spellings/forms: hooked up, hooking up, hook (pronoun) up To …
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horny

What your going to be after reading all these freaky definitions below or above mine.
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hospital

Where all the sexy nurses on Halloween work.
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hotel

Trivago.
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housewife

A Housewife is a woman who has chosen to not work outside the home for money, but rather devotes all time, energy and love into creating a safe, warm, clean home for her family to grow and thrive. She cooks, cleans, does dishes, laundry, childcare, shopping, countless errands and careful money management all while supporting her family and community through community service work, volunteering and general parenting. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker.
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huge tits

Any boobs that are bigger than a C. Generally not accepted by the owner of said tits
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humiliation

An extremely embarrassing feeling that occurs many times is one's life. Commonly caused by public nudity.
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