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In an effort to deal with the language being bantered about by both the porn stars and people who like watching them, we've assembled this glossary of very adult terms. While it's in no way, shape or form exhaustive, our porn mini-dictionary will ideally help you explore the quite juicy conversations with the saucy blonde in your house elevator and enlighten you to what she meant when she asked as to whether you would give her a facial... So read it, memorize it and use it for next X-rates discussion with your partner. And of course watch related videos here!

machine

Machine 1) A man made gadget that preforms a task to the benefit of it's creator. 2) A soulless human being that's only as alive as much as a running clock or car 3) Machine, slang for dope needle. One who uses dope becomes a machine for it and they feel that they are just a machine when they don't have any more dope.
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maid

A person, usually a female who cleans the house (dusts, washes the floor and or toilets and will vacuum
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married

Having a spouse, being joined in matrimony. Having a close union with another person. The state of being legally wed; can either be heaven or hell (or sometimes both).
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mask

A devise used to Scuba Dive (usually a hand held pipe). Bongs, hookas, bublers, gravity bongs, or any other devises are also masks. The Oxygen is packed and the mask is ready to commense Scuba Diving. (VanderBowls are suggested when using masks)
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massage

is a therapy for your muscles. its not rubbing or feeling its strokes the palpate muscles to releive pains and aches!
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masturbating

Is what I’m doing now ;)
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mature

What 97% of the people on Urban Dictionary aren't.
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mexican

A person of nationality of the country of Mexico. Contrary to popular misconception, "Mexican" is not a racial or ethnic group. Though the majority of Mexicans are Amerindians (pure-bloods and mixed-bloods "mestizos"), there are a substantial number of non-Indian Mexicans, such as the Spanish whites that are effectively the ruling class of the country, blacks, Jews, Arabs (Salma Hayek, telecom magnate Carlos Slim), etc. A "Mexican-American" is a Mexican national in the U.S. Though the U.S. born …
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milf

MILF - is acronym for Mom I would Like to Fuck, or Mature I would Like to Fuck.
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military

Those blessed people who put their lives on the line day after day to secure the protection and defence of their nation. Sadly these heroic men and women are often made out to be war mongers and provocative by a corrupt media. The general public seem to have the idea our military enjoys the killings of innocent civilians, as they are vastly unaware that they do their duty to protect their homeland. Any unjust wars are the fault of our government NOT out military.
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milking

when someone jerks off/ fucks a guy until every drop of cum comes out
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missionary

the best sex position for them first timers. cause, ladies, it hurts!
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mistress

1.) a lonely female with no self-respect who willingly subjects herself to the marginal attention of married men 2.) enemy to the institution of marriage 3.) an example of female energy used for evil 4.) a married man's co-conspirator 5.) the puppet a married man keeps in his closet and pulls out only at night and only when no one else is around to witness its existance 6.) one who will never experience real romantic love, and seemingly has no desire for it 7.) a woman with no value other than t…
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mmf

A threesome involving two men and one woman. There are several options for who actually has sex with whom: (1) the woman in the middle; (2) one of the men in the middle; (3) everyone has sex with both the others.
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moaning

Making loud noises while being penetrated in either the asshole or the vagina or sometimes the ear
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models

They not as hot as you ßß
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mom

Mom is a lady that completes a great deal for her family, works regularly with a month to month three day weekend (at times), deals with her kids, even deals with her significant other. She will do anything for her family, she will even word 2 possibly at least 3 employments on the off chance that she needs to. She even as a rule gets you things that you need regardless of whether you don't merit or need them. Her affection is unlimited notwithstanding when she is frantic at you despite everythi…
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money

The currency that dominates your life.
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monster cock

an exceptionally large penis, usually measuring over or about 11 inches in length
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mormon

Members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc.
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muscle

Someone paid or in service to protect and/or do the physical hardships of another.
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